Bums with Beards II

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I've said it before.... I'll say it again...

It is a modern disgrace that facial hair is now acceptable to wear.

In the past a man wouldn’t be seen in polite company unless he had a clean face.

But look at all the bums with beards now…

 

beckham_beard

Oh... very stylish. Not.

 

pitt_beard

Could you get more disgusting? He even has bits off food hanging off it!

 

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Prince William looks a dead ringer for his inbreed forefathers

 

williams_great_grandad

See?

 

 

mullah2_wideweb

And of course these bums. What sort of stupid religion would tell a man to look like this?

Have you got any more examples?

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    It takes a certain man to carry off the look. Not any himbo can sprout a beard and look civilised.

    Gentleman, I don't mean to go all Godwin on you, but I present someone who could wear facial hair:

    [img]http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6301484_f260.jpg [/img]

    Even in his later years he still could hold the look!
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    · 14 years ago
    What does the beard wearer want? That to me is the fundamental question.

    Do they want to stand out from the crowd?

    Assert their manliness?

    Make themselves more attractive to the opposite sex?

    Is it a way to compensate for other weaknesses they possess?

    The questions are endless. But one thing is certain; at the bottom of every beard wearer is a deep and uncontrollable perversion. You only have to look at the beard wearers through history to see the proof of this assertion.
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    · 14 years ago
    Two types of beard wearers:

    1. The manicured and styled beard or moustache
    2. The beard that grows naturally through laziness (not by design)

    Draw your further conclusions ladies and gentlemen

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    · 14 years ago
    I think beardies are generally a confused lot. Their facial hair goes through all sorts of weird phases: five=o'clock shadow, bristles, gaoties, moes, full, half, thick, thin, and in bits and pieces with a patch here and there. Meanwhile, the clean shaven man knows what he wants: a vagina just as clean into which he can bury his scratch-free face!
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    · 14 years ago
    She says its like sand paper after I shave.
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    · 14 years ago
    Oh Fritz! I don't care.

    We coo like two turtle doves when your mouth is on my muff!
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    · 14 years ago
    With a few exceptions, most beard wearers are fat lazy cunts
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    · 14 years ago
    I reckon that wog bitch Sophie Mirabella has a beard... Or at least a moustache!
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    · 14 years ago
    What about the bloke who sports a XA logo in his beard? How does this type of beard affect the matrix?

    [img]http://epicbeard.net/beards/resized/466.jpg [/img]
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    · 14 years ago
    I was going to take FlimFlam to task for the weak kneed racist/sexist taunt however I just watched Q and A from Monday and after watching this Mirabella in action I have only unsavoury words to describe her myself.

    And she will be the Liberal Minister for Industry. I thought the ALP had some no-hopers on their team! YeeGads. We are in trouble people.

    Q and A starring the Sophie Mirabella - don't bother just think yuk and dumb: [url]http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s3489812.htm[/url]
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    · 14 years ago
    I would have to agree that a beard can make a bloke look like a cunt:

    [img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Itemid,330/format,raw/id,911/type,img/view,image/[/img]
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    · 14 years ago
    Does that ape man in the last picture actually know what a phone is?

    No wonder we are there; these savages need our civilising influence.
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    · 13 years ago
    Actually no, I am not thinking.

    Just drinking.
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