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Created: Tuesday, 11 November 2014 Written by Pooey Pablo
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Your health is central to your existence and feeling of well-being. A healthy person has a clear mind and a properly functioning body. It should run like clockwork, and one obvious measurement of the ticking of this clock is your bowel regularity.

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How to achieve this regularity?


Well certainly a good diet is essential. High in fibre, essential minerals, and vitamins. Not too overstuffed with fats and oils. A diet that contains all the necessary foods of the nutritional pyramid, and all in the right proportions too.

And I myself have been following this advice down to the t. But while I have achieved regularity I still have a problem.

It is the timing of this regularity.

Ipso facto it is one hour before I awake.

You can imagine the predicament it puts me in. A healthy lifestyle is all well and good but clean sheets are important too.


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No one likes to wake to the chocolate skidmark!


So dear XenoxNews.com readers is there anyone who can help me?

What’s a man to do about his regular problem?


Pooey Pablo,