STONED JESUS HALF MAN HALF WOMAN

A new Da Vinci painting reveals that the figurehead leader of the "Christianity" cult was not only a hermaphrodite but also stoned out of his gourd on herbs from the wilds of Palestine.

 

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An examination of the painting reveals that the cult leader "Jesus" was heavily under the effects of narcotics, has clear signs of female mammalian protrusions and was also into mysticism through the use of chrystal balls and perhaps similar esoteric gadgets.

Picture: AP Photo/Robert Simon AP

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    I do like the warrior jesus better than the wimpy "I love everyone and I'm a socilist" jesus.

    But he is still a cunt and Pontius did the right thing pinning the prick up on a cross.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    If Jesus really did "rise from the dead" surely that makes him a zombie! Cut off his head! Destroy his brain!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    He wern't never dead fool! Cain't kill God. Killin Christ jest seperated an eternity of evil souls fer everlastin torture by the Devil. God done showed us good from evil - I reckon you can do with it what you wanna.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Ricky it is time to get Beyond Good and Evil....

    Otherwise we will remain Human, all too Human.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Since Jesus is not a historical reality I think we can say pretty much whatever we want about this bizarre mythical character
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