STONED JESUS HALF MAN HALF WOMAN

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A new Da Vinci painting reveals that the figurehead leader of the "Christianity" cult was not only a hermaphrodite but also stoned out of his gourd on herbs from the wilds of Palestine.

 

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An examination of the painting reveals that the cult leader "Jesus" was heavily under the effects of narcotics, has clear signs of female mammalian protrusions and was also into mysticism through the use of chrystal balls and perhaps similar esoteric gadgets.

Picture: AP Photo/Robert Simon AP

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    · 15 years ago
    Yep, old JC was a bit of a girly man. Rumor is he liked it up the ass from Judas, with Peter and Matthew watching naked.

    Pity that bit didn't get into the Bible, would've made all today's Christians less uptight when it comes to the pleasures of the flesh.

    Not a problem us Lucifer lovers face!
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    · 15 years ago
    Interesting that Xenox News and other newspapers are crediting this picture: AP Photo/Robert Simon however would this not be a clear case of copyright theft?

    Should not the picture be credited: Copyright Leonardo Da Vinci?

    A camera is no different than a scanner. Does AP suggest that I can scan famous paintings into my computer, then publish them on my blog and claim copyright for them?

    What a wonderful scam!

    Why, I could print a newspaper or magazine with scans of famous paintings and then sell them, and sell advertising space, all the while claiming the copyright is mine!

    I could also sell my scans of famous paintings to other newspapers and sue people for publishing them without paying me!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Ahhh Mike isn't what all them 'art books' do anyway? The thing is there is no copyright on this painting cause it is so old. Crediting the picture is just acknowledging who took the shot I think...

    But it is an outrage that what i thought was the stalwart 'copyright is theft' XenoxNews.com, put the photo takers fucking name in there in the first place!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    So if copyright expires, then the person who takes the photo is the new copyright holder of the work,
    or should I say owner of the pirated scan of the work?

    And claiming copyright on a pirated work; and even selling the pirated copy, isn't that a little audacious?

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    How is it pirated if there is no copyright? It is up to the consumer to pay what they think the scan is worth... And cause there is no copyright other people can do the same...

    I'm not an expert but you surely no fuck all! Cunt.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    If there is no copyright why does Robert Simon/AP own the photo dumbass?
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    · 15 years ago
    Da Vinci was a homosexual fornicator and bugger of boys that dern't know nothin 'bout Jesus Christ. Lived 1500 years after our Lord died on the Cross. He done hated God, hated Jesus, 'n found ways ta hide some of his hate in all them religious paintins them Catholics made him paint.

    I reckon, tain't no one aught ta be surprised that them Catholic whore-devils 'd go 'n find theyselves a homosexual boy-lover like Da Vinci ta paint graffiti 'n whatnot 'bout God. Sleazy devil whores cain't help but ta sniff out homosexual boy-buggerin preverts to draw up thar god in a evil satanic light. GOD SHALL HAVE HIS WRATH UPON THESE WHORES, AND YOU WHORES WHO PERTEPTUATE BLASPHAMY!!!!!!!!!!
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    · 15 years ago
    Caption: Waiter! Make that TWO hard-boiled eggs!
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    · 15 years ago
    Looks like this article has touched a nerve with resident XenoxNews.com God botherer Ricardovitz.

    Hey Ricky lighten up! Some of us just like to have a little fun once in a while ;)

    How about throwing off those Christian shackles and joining us Lucifer lovers for a little 'demon worship'? You know, the type of worship where you take your clothes off and get real dirrrrrrrrrrty with each other :)

    I reckon you might enjoy yourself for a change.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Don't bother. Cult followers like Ricardo usually take their fantasy clique very seriously.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    everyone believes in something, even if it's nothing
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    · 15 years ago
    True. I believe that Jesus existed and that he liked to imbibe sacred wine and smoke opium poppy seeds whie Judas was slurping on his knob.

    I believe he was a regular fun-loving girly looking Arab guy :)

    Too bad those dimwit Christians nowadays don't relaise it!
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    · 15 years ago
    Well when you think about it all the disciples were men, hanging round together, so no surprises if they were all bum chums
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    · 14 years ago
    Oh the Lords of Angels will smite thee hosts of satan!

    We will turn the cheek no more!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Well didn't Jesus turn the other cheek when he took it up the ass for Judas?
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    · 14 years ago
    god is good..
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    · 14 years ago
    Yeh, I'm sure he is well attired. I want to see him in nice shoes when i get to the pearly gates.
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    · 14 years ago
    Dog is doog
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    · 14 years ago
    yeah...this is true! god is good...
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    · 14 years ago
    The Lord is a Warrior for the Righteous!! And a fearsome punisher of wickedry 'n Evil - He is Good. Good dern't mean sweet like a candy bar that'll rot yer teeth out of yer skull.
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