I’m a Cronulla fella

This could well be the new Aussie national anthem! I'm sure John Hanson PM would approve!

Why don't you drop dead you limp dick Aussies?

Our brave boys are preserving Oz property values for Jesus by fighting The Islamic Hun in Iraqistan.
Dear Jesus, John and Alan, why do they not understand our special local ways?

I haven't seen any Aussies fight at cronulla, but I did notice a few boys pretending they know how to fight. All I could do was laugh. Pathetic..

I like it. Its full of vim and vigor; like all good Aussies.

What's duller than Cronulla if not an Oz dullard? Maybe an irritating Irwin, or a horrid Howard. Perhaps a creepy Costello. How about a bloated Beazley?

are'nt humans such wonderful caring and compassionate creatures? me thinks definitely NOT. so sad.

Kill all uncompassionate humans. Rejects!

I hate hate! I'll crush fascism under the heel of my jackboot!

Has it got a tune? I can get a Boys Choir in to sing it on my show.

Hmmmm... Boys Choir...

Hi Alan, I'm a shy schoolboy and I would like you to introduce me to the manly values that Liberal Party arsewipes embrace.

Fascism is the only sure way to ensure peace among the people of the world. Jesus Christ was a fascist, and when all come to know him, The Lord will enforce peace among the remaining disciples of humanity. All Hail Our Lord, and grant unto us eternal peace.

Jesus had a beard...Adolf had a little-bitty moustache.

I see the connection!

Adolf was God?

No. He just had facial hair like that lay-about Jew from bethlehem.

Jesus was OK. He just never was actually born, or crucified etc., that's all...
Otherwise he was a good fella - just not a Cronulla fella - or an actual fella.

Imagine Jesus on the beach at Cronulla...wading in from the Pacific in a 2nd coming.
They'd probably stone him thinking he was a Muslim!

They might think he was a sting-fucking-ray!
"THE BARB OF GOD STRIKES DOWN THE SINFUL!"

He's gonna be here soon

The 2005 Cronulla riots were started by muslim youth mobs who were confrontatied by Anglos in and around Cronulla a beachfront suburb of Sydney. The violence soon spread to other suburbs around Sydney. On Sunday, December 11, 2005 (significance to "September 11") approximately 5000 people had gathered in a protest to "reclaim the beach" from recently-reported incidents of assaults and intimidatory behaviour by groups of non-locals, who had been identified as Middle Eastern youths from the suburbs of Western Sydney. The crowd had assembled following a series of earlier confrontations, and an assault on three volunteer lifeguards by nefarious muslim youth which had taken place the previous weekend. This was widely seen as the "tipping point" after years of intimidation, mostly directed at white female beach goers, with threats of violence, rape, stone throwing, and other unlawful behavior toward females by the Muslim Youth. In the week leading up to the major incident of the 11th, these confrontations and the subsequent circulation of anonymous calls to gather at the beach — spread via text messaging and other means were effective in getting the point across that Muslim animals will not be tolerated in Australia. The crowd initially assembled without incident, but violence broke out after a large segment of Middle Eastern men started to throw stones at the Anglo-Celtic crowd. The Antlo-Celtic croud then chased sever men of Middle Eastern descent, on in particular into a hotel. The ensuing violence soon became widespread, as many Muslim men were waiting to ambush the Australians when they followed the trouble makers to an unspecified location; The following nights saw further incidents of violence and vandalism by people of Middle Eastern descent in Cronulla and surronding suburbs, large gatherings of protestors around western Sydney. ___________________________________________________________________ Niiiiiiice. What do you Australian Muslim lovers think of the vermin now?