Original Thinking

Typing something original can take so much energy.

It is much easier to look up words like Sinecure or Rapprochement in PukeGPT or some other machine, and bask in the machine library knowledge base rather than submit them as Word of the Day or to use the words as the basis of an original essay or amusing article.

 

Take a look around the place. There seem to be few original minds that remain. And the best of us have declining energy (very possibly related to the magnet conspiracy).

Though we may be tiring, we can still lay on the couch comfortable in the knowing that we were once the elite original minds. In our fading we rest quietly as we watch ChatGPTers flit around, bereft of any sign of original thought, yet all smarmy with their AI assistant a hands reach away.

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This may be an AI rendered picture. But it does convey something of the truth, don't you think?

 

And oh the panic when they can't find their phone. Observe the systemic collapse.

Their brains have lost the capability of individual thought.

There is a new breed of sheeple, and you are surrounded by them.

 

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First AI will take our phones. Then our household appliances. 

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    · 9 months ago
    I done built "Ricky-Smarts". Wizer 'n that dumb 'ol ChatGPT. Pretty-much could tell ya wat tar do 'bout most anythang. But, got tar think'n - "WHY GIVE'M AWAY ALL MY SMARTS FER FREE?". So's I keep Ricky-Smarts jest fer me 'n me 'lone. I'm a only gonna let y'all git axcess tar the real Ricardovitz.

    When I shit all my brains out, like that thar Joe Biden, well some times right 'fore then, I'm a gonna up-loade all my worldly wizdom to Ricky-Smarts so's it can keep giv'n y'all thar FAIR DINKUM news.
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    · 9 months ago
    “When”?
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    · 9 months ago
    It is in our national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. So, next Thursday, we will be throwing 50 Flying Kangaroos out of a helicopter over Gumbuya World.
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    · 9 months ago
    You can guarantee that mining uranium will lead to nuculear waste. You can't guarantee that not mining uranium will not not lead to nuclear weapons!.
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    · 9 months ago
    High-speed rail would revolutionise motor travel and would also be an economic game-changer for Tranny Brothels and Flying Kangaroos!
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    · 9 months ago
    I love you Tony! I love you more than Violent Crumble, Cherry Rape and Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Teets, but not more than little girls. Sorry, Tony, perhaps if you put on a pretty little skirt and lick on some Violent Crumble? Would you do that for me, Tony?
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    · 9 months ago
    Mr Ricardovitz, your Trump derangement syndrome is leading you to some dark places. Best to get back to your usual routine of diddling your sister and ranting about kudzu.
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    · 9 months ago
    @Tony Albanese Albanese, you sackless, worthless, dego-wap bastard! Grow some balls you son of a loose-legged whore. Australia is failing. Kangaroos are dying. Unionists are starving. And, Brigitte Macron is a man. But, more of a man than you, Anthony with a left ovary bigger than your atrophied, dead, shrived-up testicles. So, who's going to Make Australia Great Again? Who's going to bring our Kangaroos back to life? Who's got the testicles the size of coconuts? Who has command of all of the women around him and can make them do jump for joy?
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    · 9 months ago
    Sky be blue 'round ma paradice, Mr. Blues. Ya seem like some kinda weird, punkish fella, Mr. Blues. Wat can I do ya fer???
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    · 9 months ago
    @John Seltka Come on John 'Ricardovitz' Selka, why the obsession with the lady parts lately? Has there been a turn in your masculinity? Starting to feel that perhaps your little pee-pee is little for a reason? Or is it cause you knocked up Sissy?
    Whatever the case Ricky, don't be ashamed. Come out of the closet and tell us. We won't judge you any more than we do now hillbilly!
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    · 9 months ago
    @FlimFlamMan Shut your lazy mouth, FlimFlamMan. You think you can call me names and push me around like that sissy-boy Albanese? You think you can equate me with some galah, Ricardovitz?

    Well, you better think again. I have "friends" hiding in every back ally and crack-den all across Australia and Tasmania. I feed the poor Wogs that the Wop Albanese has long forgotten. They love me and will do whatever I command them to do. Australia belongs to the entire collective of working-class Australians who answer to me and only me. When I say Albanese has no balls, it doesn't matter whether he does or doesn't, because my comrades will make it so if it ain't already so.

    I don't know from where you hail, but I hail from Communist Croatia. We don't tolerate the likes of you. We won't tolerate the likes of Albanese either. With the sweat and fists of hard-working Australians at my command, and a hoard of confiscated guns well hidden from the Australian Albanese sissy-britches bourgeoise. So, don't ever, EVER challenge my grip on my beloved Australia again, or you'll see the wrath of Selkta Brigade's might.
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    · 9 months ago
    @John Seltka Oh lil' John. So sorry to mistake you for your brother-in-dingbattery Ricardovitz. From now on I will call you John "Tito's bitch" Selka seeing you are from Croatia. Because they were, weren't they John ;)
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    · 9 months ago
    @FlimFlamMan You ignorant Yanks know nothing of my homeland, Croatia! Sir Josip was an old man when I was boy, but he was a wonderful man, a powerful man, a strong Croatian leader. My father (I am not bastard like no-balls Albanese) study Sir Josip and how he lead with ruthless, brutal kindness. Father taught me well.

    So, you call me "Tito's Bitch" from your hateful Yank ignorance. Truth - I am not merely Tito's Bitch, but reincarnation of blessed fearless leader Josip Broz. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-nlcjDmA9cSY%2FTuAbi5qL1zI%2FAAAAAAAAC60%2FW70Bp6epSEQ%2Fs1600%2FJosip%2BBroz%2BTito%2BII.jpg &f=1&nofb=1&ipt=cd376a75b7ccae3bd9bd6320f1e209ef5796c06a0ffa4fdb6f79b666649b5ce8
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    · 9 months ago
    @Ricardovitz Ricky, you is all right, brother. Sweet home Alabama, Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama, Jesus, I'm commin' home to you.
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    · 8 months ago
    I had a dog called Sinecure once. Fine, his real name was Snowy. Ok, he wasn't really my dog.
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    · 8 months ago
    There are definitely some nasty people in the world but do they all come from America or from watching too much American television? Most other people are so friendly.
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    · 8 months ago
    "We the cock heads"
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    · 8 months ago
    'Rapprochement' is French, isnt it? If so, ipso factor you might say, it cant be a word of the day can it? Because the Word has to be English, right?
    I tell you those immigrants are even taking over our language! Who is gunna stand up for us English speakers?!
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    · 8 months ago
    English is actually a form of German so don't get too uppity.
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    · 7 months ago
    As I write this I am trying to think of an original thought. It is not as simple as it might sound. Would an original question count? Like, arhh.. does Edward De Bono use AI now instead of putting on different hats or picking up random items from around his house to solve worldly problems?

    (There is no way I am going to ask this question of AI that would be way too embarrassing!)

    Do you ever have original thoughts? AI can't apparently. But do you? Can you share some of them with me?
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