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Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

HELLO EVA. you have a lovely smile. Do you cyber?

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

Cockwise?

Anonymous 23 years ago COMING SOON! NEWS FROM THE FRONTLINE!

Look, pal, every major assertion made by the oily Bushies to justify the conquest of Iraq has proved false. And the same goes for that weasel Oz PM John Howard and his gaggle of geese.

agitprop 23 years ago Terrorrism has Roots

Countless U.N. General Assembly resolutions condemn Israel's actions in the Palestinian territories, but it ignores them.

The US votes against most of the 20 odd resolutions adopted each year to condemn Israel and generally vetoes binding UN Security Council resolutions filed against its ally.

So much for the USA's "moral authority". No wonder Ay-rabs and Muslims are pissed off!

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

never mind dear, take a Bex and lie down - you'll feel better soon.

agitprop 23 years ago It is True!

You guys have given me a fuckin headache!

agitprop 23 years ago YANK BASE FOR OZ!

Oz has been a Yank base for half a fucking century anyway! And virtually every friggin PM has kissed Yank ass for the "privilege". We way as well swap the bloody Union Jack for the Stars and Strips on our pathetic, cringeworthy rag of a flag!

agitprop 23 years ago Australia A Republic At Last!

The Mendacious Midget aint "handing out the silverware", Tex, the old cunt's STEALING it! Just ask the East Timorese about their gas and oil fields!

agitprop 23 years ago COMING SOON! NEWS FROM THE FRONTLINE!

Stop that or you'll go blind, you craxy clapped out old shit-for-brains. Patriotism is the last refuge of the assholes!

Anonymous 23 years ago WHATEVER HAPPENED TO?

Whatever happened to... Osama Bin Laden?

Well, as the Bush administration very well knows, he's back in Saudi Arabia in the loving bosom of his stinking rich family of Bush business associates. And as for Saddam Hussein? He ain't shacked up in no bedouin tent, that's for sure!

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

i hope it was good for you mate.

Anonymous 23 years ago Amazing!

Ahh...let it be

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

Jesus, Gautama, Vishnu and Socrates

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

what?? you didn't read about the donkey train that crashed into a bunch of women bathing in the river??

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

Actually, you can't fold any size piece of paper more than 6 times.

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

where is the proof?

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

or as it is known in olde english:
cunth!

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

Anonymous 23 years ago Amazing!

you have way too much time to spare

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

what about cunt?

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

There's no word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

who's that kneeling beside you?

Anonymous 23 years ago Amazing!

Now this is the sort of shit I like to see in Xenox News!
As soon as you mention Satan you got me. I'm a big supporter of the horned one. I'd like to see more of his cloven hoof around the place! Especially booting it up the ass of every lily livered bible munching dumb ass shit for brains puny penised frigid fannied born again christian ignoramus!

LordyLordyLordy

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

Here I am!

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

yeah, and Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

where are you?

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

where there's a will, there's a way

TEX LUMBAGO 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

well maybe...
Be nice to get the ol shoutbox back but I dont know if we can!

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

a resounding success, I see.

Anonymous 23 years ago HOWARD - FAIR WEATHER FIEND

Jeez, a den of leftist intellectuals.

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

I always knew Bush as an ASS!

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

Good Lord! Donkeys attack Yanks in Baghdad! http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s994682.htm Lordy Lordy Lordy

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

Hi people. Fritz and me are back together and he took this wonderful photo of me! Love Eva!

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

No! I am the real Eva you phoney!

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

I'm Eva!

Anonymous 23 years ago HAVE YOUR SAY!

Is this how you do it?

Anonymous 23 years ago Drunk again, I wonder...

I think Phucktriot was drunk when he wrote it.

Anonymous 23 years ago It is True!

You can however lick your own dick. And yes, I've tried it.

Anonymous 23 years ago HOWARD - FAIR WEATHER FIEND

"Under the Howard Government, the senior ranks of the public service have become a Manchu court. Deception is common currency in the border protection and human rights areas of public administration." - Kenneth Davidson (Yeah, him).

Anonymous 23 years ago YANK BASE FOR OZ!

Which jew? Sharon?

Anonymous 23 years ago YANK BASE FOR OZ!

IT'S LIKE PAINTING A DIRTY GREAT BULLSEYE ON THE MAP OF AUSTRALIA!

Anonymous 23 years ago Drunk again, I wonder...

Wonder why drunk again?

Anonymous 23 years ago YANK BASE FOR OZ!

Protect me Jesus; from the jew.

Anonymous 23 years ago YANK BASE FOR OZ!

They will be protecting us from them

Anonymous 23 years ago YANK BASE FOR OZ!

Well maybe yes. Maybe no.
I mean its good they will be protecting us, but its bad since I dont know what they are protecting me from.

Flim Flam Man