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How about one on sticks? You know, their heads on sticks after they have been chopped off.

I reckon that would go down well with the punters.

I done tol y'all I git a few Aussie bucks with that thar perty gal's mug on it.  Alls I gotta do is tape in on the back of one of them ugly harlots work'n my fields 'fore she gits in the barrel bath.  Dern't take me much time tat all tar finish my business, 'n peel that Aussie buck off 'er back after.

I reckon the whole Prince Harry and the missus blow up is just a stunt. Give them time, there will be a reconcilliation and the press will love them again. The youtube show will probably be hosted by Piers

@RicardovitzOh she is a looker alright. Here she is just about to flash the gash...

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She might be in need of some company soon seeing her Husband is about to be pushing up daisies. Why don't you hop on plane and start camping outside of Buckingham Palace Ricky? You could get lucky.

I'm a gonna tell y'all what you is gonna do.  Nothi'n.  Yer gonna do NOTHI'N!  See, boys 'n girls, I dern't need no 'lectricity to git 'long. Got crops.  Got livestock.  Got fire. Got water.  Got still down by the stream to make me some spirit-money!  Spirit-money 's worth a heap more than that thar Aussi toilet paper y'all be spend'n.  Well, that gal you git on the $1 Aussie-buck she ain't hard on the eyes, 'n I might keep 'er around.  But the rest of that funny-money taint worth nothin.

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@Quiet Australian And when the lights dont switch on? What you gunna do then Quiet one?

My head is looking like that bald bird. I blame the following (in no particular order):
1. God
2. My mother
3. Mr Cohen
4. The Horn. Oh! Won't it ever go away!
5. The Australian education system.
6. Anarchists

@RicardovitzWe Aussies don't need guns. If you have a go, we'll fucking nut ya! 

As long as I can afford Bundy and beers, nobody shits on my doorstep[ and the lights come on when I flick the switch, I don't give a fuck about anything or anybody

@RicardovitzRicky you got it wrong. No one chews Frog Gizzards to get high! It is only after you sprinkle some corn flour on 'em does it get ya pecker up and the boys partying ;)

I thought the Yanks changed their President? Haven't seen much difference lately...

You do parties Ricky? I thought you Hillbilly types were just laying about with a stalk of straw between your teeth and diddling your sister with your teeny weeny penies...

Should stop your bullshitting Ricky. Otherwise that bearded god might come down and do some smiting on you

Throw'n a big Covid party, y'all is invited.  I'm a gonna hand out party favours  - the darkies 'll git shovels, 'n hoes.  You light-skinned dopers 'll git a bag-o-seed.  They we is all goin out to thar fields 'n whilst my farm hands is celebrat'in shootin thar favorite guns, the darkies will hoe long trenches fer you dopers ta drop yer seed in.  Then, yer gonna throw this here symposium nitrate on it like confetti 'n squirt H20 all over my 100 acres.  Yessiree, we all is gonna have a good time!!!

COVID-19's little brother

@Internet Watch AustraliaNow, you go run 'long 'n tell yer big sissy, Rosalind Croucher, ta git on it.  You be sure ta tell Rosi ya git yer feelings all hurt up from FREE SPEECH.  Wile yer at it, you tell her that I am near 99.99% sure her carpet dern't match her curtains, if'n you now what I mean.  But, I sure is a dern fool fer a redhead - they is mean as spit, but all fire in thar crotch!!!

Awww, some 'ol boy, InternetWatchAustralia, he dern't like freedom of speech.  He dern't like thar truth.  Well, I'm a gonna make it easy fer you good buddy, you can report all yer complaints to:
Ricky Ricardovitz
2473 Seed Tic Rd.
Clayton, Ga.  30525 USA

I'm here ta inform you that the Southern Confederacy is in the works of annexing Australia - the "Southest Country on thar Planet".  We here at the Southern Confederacy pride ourselves on freedom of speech, freedom to have guns, 'n freedom to use 'em. Praised be the Lord and the South.  Yessiree, Boys 'n Girls, yessiree!!!

@Randolf Hearse All us Aussies want is just to be left alone...

And to have our house prices to forever keep rising.

You can bet your bottom dollar there'll be a Govt burning if they failed to do that!

If Aussies werent mostly comatose they would burn this fuckin shit government to the ground

@Internet Watch AustraliaSend them to:
Cunt,
London
C/o- BBC Complaints Dept

This must now be Australia's number one website for hate speech comment. Where should complaints be sent or failing any action subpoenas?

Looky thar, folks, Australia has done took my report 'n rekomendartion ta give white folks the Chink-Flu vaccine first.  Them Abos dern't need no vaccine - eat'n snakes 'n jibby snails git thar gut all fulled with parasites, that thar Chink-Flu dern't want no nevermind with the Abos.  See, boys  'n girls, Ricardovitz is hard at werk fer ya behind the scene.

ScoMo you are a fine representative of Australia!

And just think, he is a good Christina man too.

Interesting to read this now. Same playbook now being run against China. I assume in this case they don't want a hot war but they are pushing it close to the edge...

Looking at Syria now I think that yes indeed, the Yanks have turned into the new Cambodia.

Hard to believe that the primitives of the Nile invented beer. Surely it came from that well spring of civilisation... China.

“Evidence for the use of beer in sacrificial rites was found during excavations in these facilities,”

What about Egyptian beer Mr Prophet? Didn't they invent the stuff?


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@TEX LUMBAGOTex this is the future calling. Rupert still here and doing worse than ever.

@RicardovitzStill tracking Max Ricky? He is a twitter superstar now ;)

@Captone blowing forward and the other blowing back

I got a word for ya "Click Clack"

The Red Empire sure has the west trembling now.

Nowadays they just nod in furious agreement with each other.

Way down yonder east 'o Tallahassee, thar Stars 'n Bars is fly'n grand, protect'n our swamps 'n green green pastures.  From.....YANKEE DEMONS!!!
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@Merkin MuffleySo many of these nazi dickwads around. If they are not boof-headed hillbilly fuckwits then they are lard arse 'Aussies'...

I hear they like hiking in the Grampians too...

What we want is not what we get.

Hedge. This word would now be a significant part of the Podcaster's vocabulary. As in, that Wall St cunt's hair looks like a hedge.

Got any more new words there?

Pellucid. I think I read that one today. 

I also remember the very difficult crosswords that were once published in these very pages. Puzzles that delighted in trotting out words obscure and of high scrabble value. Pity none of them come to my wind-blown mind at the moment.

@AnonymousDid we lose it in 2003? People were awake back then too?

Sometimes a music tune can help you understand things. Like for instance this song:

 

To me it demonstrates the meaning of 'reciprocity' in the negative. In relation to oral sex.

One Idiot out, and one '?' in next...

Time will tell if Pres Biden is about the same as Obama or a bit lower.

Dern't know Mr. Boy, but sure as a still run by Mexicans 'll blow all tar hell, Ricardovits dern't room with nobody.  I ain't go'in ta no jail.  In God's piece of Heaven on Earth, we git thangs done 'n dern't need no law-folks 'round here fer ta help none.  Lawmen is someth'n we jest don't git 'round these parts.  Ricardovitz, he ain't goin noware near ware the darkies are. Ever wonder why snow is white?  Why it dern't snow ware the darkies hale from?  Lord dern't bother bless'n Hell's demons with his white gift from His Heavens - when snow hit one of them darkie demons, it just melt 'n turn ta mud. 

@RicardovitzIs this the sort of stuff you been reading in your King James Bible?

Damn, you Hillbillies are all perverts. If you’re not fucking your sister, you are fantasising about some Prison poo-jabbing! Maybe you will get your chance to live out this fantasy seeing Biden is coming after all you Trump loving rednecks. If you are lucky you could be roomed with a Proud Boy or two.

Reciprocity is what thar big prison faggot tells that thar punkish white boy he gonna give 'im in the way-far shower stall fer eat'n the snickers bar left on his pillow.

Big words don't mean much anymore. In fact most words nowadays don't make a lick of difference.

Well, Maggie, you dern't know nothin! Likely you ain't never run no company store.  Probaly dern't have no happy rocks er shine fer a fair price neither.  This here is thar 2020's.  You gotta pay yer folks sumpthin so's they can pay yer store clerk fer thar toiletries 'n whatnot.  Tain't like these here folks is gonna hike 30 miles outa hear fer ta git a 6-pack of schlitz 'n a box of smokes.   Whipp'n folks is what we call "barbarick" - somethin my daddy 'n his daddy had to do.  Once a worker checks in at my Plantation, he tain't got no reason ta leave. I treat 'em right good.  'N they work right hard fer me so's I kin reward 'em with a ration of shine 'n I start 'em all out on a Quarter-rock fer nothin!  Anythang they want more 'n a quarter-rock 'n a half-pint of shine, folks can git at the company store.  If'n some 'ol boy dern't want ta work - well, hell, take thar day off!  Ain't gonna be make'n no trip ta the company store that day, though.  Nosirree!!!

@RicardovitzOh that is very generous of you to pay these people Mr Ricardovitz. Not something I would ever do on my farm.

But we do encourage singing!

Welcome To Thar Ricardovitz Plantation... Rise 'n Shine, boys, y'all git go'in.  Chickletts, you is clean'n out the hogs pen - here's yer shovel, now git!  Moonface - put on these here stomp'n boots, cuz you is stomp'n 'n spread'n all them fresh cow paddies.  Methmouth, I need you to run this here barbed wire down ware some foreigners git killed mess'n 'round the south end, near rabbit rock - take Chi-boy with ya.   Eyecue, you is gonna run a team of "complainers" to pull weeds in the north cabbage field 'n 'round this here greenhouse. Shaniqua, you take Mammie 'n fix up vittles fer thar work'n folk - have everthang down at the mess hall by quitt'n time.  Rayray, Jontuq 'n Fritter, y'all done good work last few days, I want you ta ferry up stream of Hardwick's plot after dark 'n catch a heap of them stocked trout from that thar gooberment pond 'n put em all in Camp Lake. Till then, clean out all that muck from the lake 'n put it in Moonface's shit-bag fer spread'n.

Thar 'll be food 'n money wait'n fer y'all at the mess hall when you finish.  Any questions.....Any complaints......GOOD!  Now, git to it!!!

@Billy BobAntifa? You numb numbs really are as weak as piss. If you do the shit own it at least.