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The secrets of the Australian Upper Class.

How long has this German bitch been in power for? Fuck, the Yanks are normally trying to overthrow you if you win more than 2 elections... 

I suppose it because she has been such a useful Yankee lackey for so long they let her be.

@RicardovitzOh Ricky. You change your mind like a girl. Now President Trump is like Jesus, Savior of the United States of Idiocy. But a few years ago he was just another New York Carpetbagger!
 
I suppose when your mind is mush from screwing your sister too much it is a bit difficult to keep one thought in your head for long.

My Corona

Ooh, my little Wuhan one, viral one
Coming to congest my lungs, ay Corona
Zoo-o-notic transmission …where’s it from?
Bats or civet cats who knows why, Corona?

When’s it gonna stop, fever cough, wash your dirty hands
Why’d I ever stop in Hubei for vacation, man?
Why Why Why Why AHHH CHOOO
M-m-m-my Corona

Don’t you come no closer, huh, no closer bruh
Unless you got an N95, Corona
Got a travel history, I’m quarantined
Should’ve just quit touching my eyes, Corona

Never getting off, stuck onboard such a dirty boat
But why you hoarding masks when you live in Alaska tho?
Why ey ey ey ey NO

M m m my Corona
M m m my Corona

When’s it gonna get to me, get to me
You killed the doc that called you out, why Corona?
Internet conspiracy, COVID-19
Is it just a pack of communist lies, Corona?

Never gonna stop, media, such a dirty game
Cuz no one gets the shot for the flu but it’s just as lame
Why Why Why Why A Choo coughing

Come a little closer, huh, ah, will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!

Thar Northern Yankee Suck Nigga Dick
Them English Limey's lick Irish prick,
Jews is Bum-Fornicat'n Ayrabs,
'N Germans is cook'n Jews on hot slabs

Oh, it's a grand ol world
A world of churd
A Living Wonder
Fer me to Plunder!

You see, it's that picture of Osama. What's he got to do with anything this is about!

@Ricardovitz
The North will Rise Again

When it happened we walked through all the estates, from
Manchester right to, er, Newcastle. In Darlington, helped a large
man on his own chase off some kids who were chucking bricks and
stuff through his flat window. She had a way with people like that.
Thanked us and we moved on.

'Junior Choice' played one morning. The song was 'English
Scheme.' Mine. They'd changed it with a grand piano and turned
it into a love song. How they did it I don't know. DJs had
worsened since the rising. Elaborating on nothing in praise of
the track with words they could hardly pronounce, in telephone
voices.

I was mad, and laughed at the same time. The West German
government had brought over large yellow trains on Teeside docks.
In Edinburgh. I stayed on my own for a few days, wandering about
in the, er, pissing rain, before the Queen Mother hit town.

I'm Joe Totale
The yet unborn son
The North will rise again
The North will rise again
Not in 10, 000 years
Too many people cower to criminals
And government crap

The estates stick up like stacks
The North will rise again X4
Look where you are
Look where you are
The future death of my father

Shift!
Tony was a business friend
Of RT XVII
And was an opportunist man
Come, come hear my story
How he set out to corrupt and destroy
This future Rising

The business friend came round today
With teeth clenched, he grabbed my neck
I threw him to the ground
His blue shirt stained red

The north will rise again.
He said you are mistaken, friend
I kicked him out of the home
Too many people cower to criminals
And that government pap
When all it takes is hard slap
But out the window burned the roads
There were men with bees on sticks

The fall had made them sick
A man with butterflies on his face
His brother threw acid in his face
His tatoos were screwed
The streets of Soho did reverberate
With drunken Highland men
Revenge for Culloden dead
The North had rose again
But it would turn out wrong
The North will rise again
So R. Totale dwells underground
Away from sickly grind
With ostrich head-dress
Face a mess, covered in feathers
Orange-red with blue-black lines
That draped down to his chest
Body are a tentacle mess
And light blue plant-heads
TV showed Sam Chippendale
No conception of what he'd made
The Arndale had been razed
Shop staff knocked off their ladders
Security guards hung from moving escalators

And now that is said
Tony seized the control
He built his base in Edinburgh
Had on his hotel wall
A hooded friar on a tractor
He took a bluey and he called Totale
Who said, "the North has rose again"
But it will turn out wrong

When I was in cabaret
I vowed to defend
All of the English clergy
Though they have done wrong

And the fall has begun
This has got out of hand
I will go for foreign aid
But he Tony, laughed down the phone
Said "Totale go back to bed"

The North has rose today
And you can stuff your aid!
And you can stuff your aid!

God Save Thar South:
Twas a red hot night night in Mobile
Sweat a dripp'n from the reverend's chin
His mohair suit was shinin'
He told us all about sin

It could be wall to wall in New York
We could be livin' hand to mouth
Jesus dern't love no Yankee
But God saved the South

'Cross the street in the pool hall
Bubba put threw that eight ball down
It's a grand 'ol celebration
Jimbo passed the Jack around

It's wall to wall in Boston
We're livin' hand to mouth
Jesus dern't love no Yankee
But God sure did save the south

God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Yes, God saved the South
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Shut yo mouth you sinful Demon!

Some long haired boys with geetars
Playin' behind the chicken wire
They's goin' up tar New York City
Gonna sing about Atlanta's fire

It could be wall to wall in New Amsterdam
We could be livin' hand to mouth
Jesus he dern't love no Yankee
But God He loves thar South

And God saved the South
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Yes, God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth

Yes, God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
And God saved the south
So,Yankee boy shut yo mouth

Lookey thar - Aussies fly'n the Stars 'n Bars!!!  Southern pride, boy's 'n girls, yessiree - it's catch'n on in the deep, deep, deep Aussie South!!!

Oh I dunno mate. Aussies and guns are never a good mix. Maybe those Diggers should stick to logistics. You know, peeling potatoes and latrine duties.

Outrageous! Our boys have been under enormous stress killing the Terrorist menace all around the world.

How would you like to live in god forsaken lands like Afghanistan and Iraq, filled with savages who would kill you as soon as look at you?

No wonder they might make a few mistakes or step over some arbitrary line. One thing you can be sure of, the barbarous enemies they are facing have done atrocities far worse than whatever the SAS are accused of.

@Helen of ToyboyA playbook they transplanted to Syria quite successfully. And I imagine they have the same in mind for the liberation of East Turkmenistan...

Tain't nothing ever over in the South, boy.  Y'all 'll learn on that. I'm recruit'n right-think'n Aussies who will join us in this monumentus 'n epic battle fer Thar Republic!!!

@RicardovitzIt's all over Ricky! Your Orange fuckwit is on the way out. 
Better woke up Ricky boy. Your hillbilly nonsense will no longer be tolerated. 

I give you my word - Clayton voted a thousand parcent fer that Trump boy, yessiree, we did!!!  Thar problem is them queer-folk poo-diggers in that thar Abomination-land, Craplanta.

This tain't done yet, Yankee - THAR SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!! 'N this time we ain't aim'n ta free no nevermind.  Australia, join in our fight 'n we will git yer guns back!!!!

@Franklin's KiteYep it is a joke. Yet those Yankee fuckers love to bomb and kill people in the name of their shithole democracy. They should shut the fuck up and fix their own mess before they go stomping round the world again.

The Trump nightmare is almost over. Rich old white man, status quo Democrat Biden has 264 electoral college votes and rich old white man, deranged loose-cannon Republican (nominal!) Trump has 214 - making Biden six electoral college votes away from the 270 needed to win. Bloody absurd electoral system over there. The so-called electoral college - an anachronism leftover from America's slave-owning past - decides the winner, regardless of the popular will of voters. That is precisely how the Mango Mussolini became POTUS in 2016. 
So much for democracy!

@RicardovitzRicky. Is the election all coming down to Clayton Georgia?

@Muscle bound veganBest to not shit at all. Eat sparingly, and use every morsel to power your wonderful life. Don't let anything go to waste.

Eat meat; shit sinks. Eat plants; shit floats. Stink or swim.

@RicardovitzThey'll be singing that as they march him and his criminal family out of the White House in a few days time. America will have finally come to it's senses.

Trump Anthem: Mine eyes have seen thar glory of the coming of Don Trump, He is trampling out that Biden from his basement ware he's stored,He hath loosed the mighty lightning from His deadly swift sword:His truth is marching on.I have seen Trump in the shadows stalking a hundred working tramps,They have builded Him a big wall tar keep the Mexicans in camps;I shall lead Trump's armies ta round up all them fucktards on food stamps,Republicans are marching on,Gory, gory, stabb'n Confusious;Gory, gory, pillagi'n Judas!Gory, gory, shoot'n BudahHis truth is marching on.In that desert of the Jew Christ was born ta avenge you and me,With strength 'n glory he be fight'n fer you and me.As He died to make men holy, let us fight fer our Country,President Trump is marching on.Gory, gory, stabb'n Confusious!Gory, gory, pillagi'n Judas!Gory, gory, shoot'n BudahHis truth is marching on.

I will sing it right. Right up ya fucking hillbilly arse, you dumbfuck yankee cocksucker. Come Tuesday you will be bending over for Biden. And what a pathetic sight that will be. Perfect for the pathetic cuntry that you are from.

Oh, Lordy, jest give it a li'll sing, will ya? Ta the tune of: Way Down 'Pon the Swannee Riber: Ricardovitz, he'z da tits. Fer PM of Australia he's a runn'n.Serious as a tick in a coon-hound's ear, He ain't funn'n.Gonna make Australia Red, thar color of Dixie. Cuz Aussi-land dern't need no more queers 'n pixies. The Starz 'n Barz 'll be fly'n high, 'N all them leftist tards 'll be rounded up one by one strapped ta Old Sparky, roll on 2 'n watch 'em fry.

@RicardovitzPutrid Ricky. Just putrid.

Ricardovitz fer PM - I git a li'll ditty 'bout it: Ricardovitz, he'z da tits. Fer PM of Australia he's a runn'n. Serious as a tick in a coon-hound's ear, He ain't funn'n.Gonna make Australia Red, thar color of Dixie. Cuz Aussi-land dern't need no more queers 'n pixies. The Starz 'n Barz 'll be fly'n high, 'N all them leftist tards 'll be rounded up one by one strapped ta Old Sparky, roll on 2 'n watch 'em fry.

@monsveneriswell who knew. He was just the forbearer of a whole load of shit head Lieberals

@RicardovitzHere is a tune for ya Riky..."I got me a Hillbilly named RickyAnd we bend him over and fuck his hairy arseSqueals like a Pig, but that's just what white boys do.Him and his Sis lived high up in the Clayton HillsThought they was safe till me and the comrades delivered his pillsNow he's working in our Gulag, and that bum Jesus ain't gunna save his ass"

I git a song fer ya, BoxEgg: Ma head its tarped in a Box. Ma Box is tarped in Abbo-land. A whitey not-nekid 'n a darkey bare as a raccoon's dirty ass. ....... Dern Devil say he hate songs, so I'm quitt'n while I still git one up on thar Devil. I git me a git outa Hell free card. Dern't wanna use it on you, BoxEgg

Booo flipp'n hooooo. Git over it. Git ta work! Plow my fields 'n reap my corn. Work fer me 'n fergit yer slober'n troubles!!!

11,000 infected people admitted to hospital in France, with 2000 in ICU in the past few days.

@AnonymousYep

Meanwhile the human exacerbated changing climate will finish everything off

@FlimFlamManAnd indeed they did.

@RicardovitzHaha.. she will be your President soon Ricky. We will all be laughing then.

The virus is just a small precursor of the hell to come. Unfortunately it won't distinguish between the good and graceless. Only fealty to Satan can offer any succor. And even then, not much.

So I git me a 'Lanta urban-boy talk'n to me??? You one of them city-boys live on thar south-side of that big-'ol city? Well, howdie. Dern't go north of Forsyth County if'n ya know what's good fer ya, ya hear. Not 'less you plan on work'n on my land. Work fer food 'n board - jest sign yer X on the dotted line. Yessiree, work fer food.

https://i2.wp.com/eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Biden-Harris-racist-cartooon-1.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
Looks like Aussie piss-stream media done gone call'n that thar Biden VP a li'll brown gall.

@RicardovitzSorry... Anarchy is good...Commies is evil...what the fuck you talking about hillbilly butt boy

Anarchy is fer thar Good ta triumph over Evil..."N' Commies is Evil - so go forth my Angels 'n rip thar hearts out thru thar rectums!!! MOLON LABE!!!

@Leon Urinis, BeaumarisLeon, give us the good news goddamnit!

Armageddon outta here!

Me 'n Michael McCormack is team'n up tar Make Ricardovitz the next Prime Minister of Australia. We's work'n on gettin a new party organized. It's gonna be called Australian Dixies. A vote fer Australian Dixie is a vote fer Ricardovitz - Southern Pride fer The Southist Country on Earth!!!

@AnonymousLook at the Prime Minsterial clown. Perfect Aussie Fuckwit.

Thar Lord Will Provide!!! Salvation fer Believers. Salvation fer Trump. Believers fer Salvation. Trump is God's Salvation of our Nation!!!

The fucking Libs are getting away with murder!

@RicardovitzWell if he is healed you better be ready with your pop guns come election time you hillbilly fuckwit. Cause that Orange buffoon is gunna get his saggy ass dragged through the streets of DC by Sleepy Joe. Only way moron Trump will stay in the Whitehouse is if you and your like minded idiots go there and defend him.

Thar Donald J. Trump has been HEALED by the Lord, 'n the Angels smile down upon our Nation and our leader ta fight 'nother day, ta neuter Communists 'n ass-fornicate Socialists, ta rip the Goobermint Titties out from the mouths of lazy dirt-bags.