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Look here you dirty Sambo. We Hindu Indians do not have Muslim brethren. This is why we give the Muslims all of Pakiland so we can be rid of them for all time. The Donald does not like the Paki Sambos either. Go home to your sand doons - you have nothing we want for in India.

@NarendraLook out behind you Narendra! Here comes the Lions of Lahore! Roaring down from the Khyber to liberate their Muslim brethren in your Allah-forsaken shithole country!

You listen to me, bakchod! China's behenchod Poo-Bear, Xi Jinping, is getting gaand-raped by the Donald right this very moment. The Donald has forced the China Poo-Bear to suck is loda all the way to the jhat! I have an army of Hindu Hackers right now forcing the Chinese to pay massive gift cards to India.

@NarendraNonsense Narendra. You'll end up back in the QuickyMart if you try to negotiate with the Orangeman. He can read you fools like a book. Better to start talking with the Big Panda, together you could crush Trump like a bug.

Mr Dutton if you remove the onerous GST on tissues, not only will I vote for you but my wife and cleaning lady also. And if you win perhaps my keyboard will no longer be sticky.

PM Squeaky Albo the balls are in your court on this vital issue.

[quote=LordyLordyLordy]Looks like you got screwed on tariffs Narendra. I'd get your fat arse back to DC and start begging before your backass country goes tits-up!

Do not confuse me with that moorkh, Xi Jinping. The fat panda is too stubborn to negotiate with the Donald. Indians are the best negotiators and I am the top Indian. I will negotiate a favorable trade deal with the Donald. He will give me a good deal. And, then we will take all of Jinping's business away from him for smarter, better Indians to do.

@NarendraLooks like you got screwed on tariffs Narendra. I'd get your fat arse back to DC and start begging before your backass country goes tits-up!

I remember the first time I voted. I had a gleam in my eye and a pep in my step. Feeling like a lucky guy cause I had that democratic right to vote. Unlike those barbarous authoritarian Nations we could pick and choose our leaders. With our own free will.

So it was with a tear in my eye and pride in my heart that I placed an 'X' next to George W Bush's name. And lo and behold he did win, after a little help from his friends in the Supreme Court. It was Democracy in action!

Now I am living in Oz I hope the same will happen when I put a number 1 next to one of Mr Dutton's guys.

@LordyLordyLordyIt will be by the time Netanyahu is finished with it.

@Rink a DinkIn the Balkans. Right next to Herzegovnia.

Got it. By specifying "Good Samaritan" the writer was flagging that most Samaritans are bad. Anyway where is this Samaria? Or Samaritania?

@Absorber the Geek Not all Samaritans are "good". If they were, then Jesus wouldn't have spoken of the "Good Samaritan" who took pity on him and dressed his wounds. Because, regular Samaritans didn't help him, only a good Samaritan did.

@Absorber the Geek Nonsense. Evil Putin is just trying to expand his empire like all imperialists. Completely different to defending your god given homeland, or invading a country before their weapons of mass destruction strike your homeland.

All criticism of Russia should now cease. Netanyahu makes Putin seem like a fuckin Samaritan.

Shit far, Mabel! I reckon I might could be a jew rabbid. I git a beard like that thar fellar. 'N I be say'n KILL ALL 'EM SWARTHY GAZA-AYRABS fer longer 'n dat guy. Now leame be whilst I git ta writ'n a Sermon fer ta preach to me jew-bros.

My feller Jew-Boys, I'm a gonna quote y'all someth'n from thar book 'o Philistines I: "One 44, two 45's/Three loaded clips, four sandniggas roll, one sandnigga drives/500 Benz, six reasons why this kid should die/We shooting every mothafucka outside/Pulled on his Gaza block, jumped out the tank/Guns in our hand, at the same time everybody ran/There that sandnigga go, hiding in the crowd/Let the trigger blow, seven shots now he lying on the ground"

Amen, jews.

Rabbi urges IDF students in March 2024 to kill all Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, including infants, children, women, and the elderly.

Look. Just hold your nose and vote for Squeaky Albo. Otherwise we will blaming you for Dutton like Hilary blames the non-voters for Trump.

@Investment AdvisorI know man. That prick is one evil arsehole.

Whichever candidate has a policy to get rid of AUKUS get's my vote.

LP last. ALP second last. Just do it

Netanyahoo be dooin thar World a good deed kill'n off all them swarthy dark Tear-o-risks.

Netanyahu looks like he belongs in an insane asylum. Then again who doesn't?

But did anyone ever think that the world could be this fucking insane?

Diazepam sales must be the fucking roof!

Maybe. But only in the good old US of A could an idiot make good like he has!

Trump's own mother admitted he was an idiot.

Wat we git here look like a Arkansaw Shebilly!!!

@FlimFlamManYou dern't no noth'in.

Greenland first. Australia next. Say goodbye to your medicare card.

@HillaryRicky! Are playing with your gender? What a woke little hillbilly you be!

Boston, I feel your pain. But, I'm so fucking rich and Bill's about to croak soon. Young lesbians worship me, and I'm getting more Vag than Trump did in his 20's. In fact, I thank Donald for getting these young-tight-cunts begging to bed me, since they think I'm their Savior. They lick whatever I tell them to lick for as long as I can stand it, and pay money to have me sign their copy of one of my books. Presidency? No thanks. Just keep Donald doing what he's doing, so I can keep doing what I'm doing.

He can cause a lot of trouble in that time. He is really tearing at the fabric of civilised society.
Need to stand tall against him. My friends and I all agree: time to rally around Hillary and the Democrats. They are the only ones who can save us.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. He is 78 years old, obese, eats greasy junk food, is mentally ill (probably dementia), illiterate and barely able to string a coherent sentence together. So, cheer up, peeps! The orange idiot ain't gonna make four years!

Dat's RiKKKy tar you, BOY!!!

Angry much?

Just stay out of the creeks and waterholes up there, sport! (Not you, Rikky, you go ahead and dive right in).

Dis one hear dun stumped thar Boxboy: WHY TRUMP SEND'N ALL DAT FINE INJUN DARK-MEAT TAR GUATEMALA PRISON FER "PROCESS'N"??? I GIT ME A MEAT PROCESS'N 'N SMOK'IN BAR OUT BACK. HE CULD JEST SEND'M TA ME FER PROCESS'N!!!

@AnonymousMoved to Cranbourne eventually Fred?

The Cap'n sure had a way with words. It's like he pre-dated AI...

X. The mysterious X. It was only allowed into the alphabet after a conclave of linguists in ancient Rome decreed it allowed. But they didn't have any pronouncement on its pronouncing. Hence the long confusion on how to say it. Well let me finally dispel the ignorance on this. Whenever X is used it should have the same sound as the expelling of the air of a good curry from your anus. It is well explained in the following article: https://www.xenoxnews.com/artist/poets-corner/1741-silent-but-deadly
That is unless you are pronouncing this website. In that case it is a 'Z' sound, followed by an 'ex' sound.

Hard to disagree.

Footy thread:
https://x.com/QldSportsFan/status/1900473980060049804

Har har har!!! Some Yankee git a MAGA drilldo so far up 's filthy man-cooter, he cain't yank it out!!!

Send him to Vegas! Get him on stage! Get this Orange Clown anywhere except behind the levers of power!

Trump is a diabolical threat to America's World leadership!

@RicardovitzDon't worry ol Uncle Rucky, I've had plenty of chicks down in The Lost City. Why, even a few of them became a sweet child of mine!

Dat tain't no girl. Dern't let the Box fools ya. He might can be "froot-funny", but he ain't git no vag hole like a Jill got.

Hey! I had a tune about this place.

'Take me back to The Lost City, where the trees are high and the girls so pretty!'

Kate still alive? Haven't seen hide or tail of her lately.

In any case, she was never as good as her mother in law. Wow. There was a Princess. Moist soft eyes. Long slender legs. Gracious hands. A soft feminine voice. And a butt that wouldn't quit all night...

Oh Queen's Mum when will you comeback!

Trump grab 'em by thar pussy. 'N they's love it!!!

Oh Donny! You really are our first Rock'N'Roll President!

Looks like Max's prediction is coming true. With shithole nation Isntreal already balls deep, expect a total shit storm there.

@Digger, CranbourneIf only the Russians were muslim. Then good ol' digger would be fired up to bomb them.