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@FlimFlamManYa mean dat carpet-lick'n, ugly-as-all-sin, lisbanin dyke who married the cripliberal 3-term tyrant? I 'member her. Ol Ricky here knew dat Eleanore when she took 'er spring break down west 'o Macon Ga. Cuz, I was a court'n Allie Smith as me paps was try'n tar git me married-up tar folks with means. Allie wern't but a dumb li'll cunt - still askeard a man's pecker. Well, young Elly new 'bout dat. Musta git a sniff 'o her fresh cooter. Elly git Allie cornered like a wet cat in 'n 'ol barn. I watched 'em as li'll Elly go tar town on Allie's fresh cunny. I throwed that ugly Elly offa Allie 'n finnished me business in her. Had tar knock dat Elly bull-dyke in 'er jawbone ta shut 'er up. Anywhoo, I hear sumthin sumthin 'bout Carters 'n Roosevelts 'n whatnot fore score later, 'n 'membered 'bout them two. Yessiree, I sho-nuf 'membered 'em!!! Oh, 'n case you's ask'n dumb whatnot - I'M OLD 'S THE TAR ON YER GREAT GRAMMAMY'S TEETH!!!

I git thar "shine" as ya says, Flam. Jest like that Stephen King niggro, Hollaran. Ya best start list'n to me prophocies, city-boy. Cuz, yer carpet-baggin self is gonna git sent off intar the Northern Woods fer ta survive, if ya can!!!

@The Rest Is NoiseYou bet ya she was! Can read about her WW1 exploits here: https://www.xenoxnews.com/artist/a-biography-of-life/3251-when-eleanor-visited-the-doughboys

@RicardovitzHillbilly I told you to lay off the moonshine. Don't know what the fuck you been drinking!

I seen a prophecy ware dis here world gonna keep me 'round fer 114 years. In me 114th year, I'll be granted sight tar see up-past younder 2100, nayer to live in it, though. Cain't tell y'all yet what gonna be, but I plan on giv'n a full report to yer chill'n's chill'n as that day nears.

I was in a band once.

Sick of the passing of my old heroes. Can't they just retire at 80 and then live forever in quiet obscurity like the rest of us?
If we are fortunate enough to get to 80 that is.

Tain't no money-grubbas gonna git my land 'n them werkers I let live thar. Wat dey gonna do??? Git 'n thar jeeps 'n wind all thar way down a narra strip 'o land tar my kin's homesteads? Tain't possible, I say. We's 'd blast 'em pert near a mile away. I reckon dey might-could try fly'n one of them black helio-copters donw on 'r land wid a buncha GI Joes jump'n out. We git folks look'n fer that thar invasion. Gonna blast 'em 'fore can see past tops 'o trees. Money-grubbas tain't no nevermind 'round here, boy!!!

The Trump $500 billion OpenAI/Microsoft backed Stargate announcement is what people like Alex Jones and David Icke have been referring to as Prison Planet. It's supposed to be a conspiracy theory grift Donald, not a road map. With the billionaires now totally in control Prison Planet is here.

Lemme tell ya, I got a hankerin' for my belle-sœur. Gonna take her t' a nice French eatin' place in Natchitoches, cher!

Y'ALL CAN THANK ME FER GIVE'N THAR WORLD TRUMP 2.0!!! I make all them werkers vote fer 'em. Werkers knowed what good fer 'em, they vote how I's tell 'em tar vote!!!

How exciting that Trump won! And how about all of the great announcements!!!

I can't wait to get a few shots of the warp speed AI constructed mRNA vaccines they have announced!

And how good will Trump's new AI public surveillance system be. We will be safe wherever we go. You would think they will install them in drones as well. So the AI eyes will be able to cover every square inch of the country and all day and night.

America is back on track and in a big way!

@Denis (with one N)Stiff arm technique.

I used to speak French. Well it was in a restaurant. You know, ordering.

¡Camarada Fidel! ¡Por favor, levántate de la tumba y dale una buena paliza al hombre de Orange!

@Denis (with one N)Didn't I deal with you already you poor sap? Dennis, the only place you belong in Bass Strait is at the bottom of one of those oil rigs pumping up the gas. With the drill bit right through your brain!

Sorry Trump and his freaky friends epitomise limp dick America. Meanwhile BRICS is going bronco, more than half of the world has jumped on board and it is only getting started. Dickhead thinks tariffs are going to bring them back lol. Another backfire. Lucky he wears those diapers.

Poo git Trump's cock in 's mouth. That's right, Jinping, suck that Trump cock, ya shiver'n 'ol commie!!!

I am hereby renaming "Bass Strait" to "The Strait Of Denis (with one N)". I have every right to do this. You may disagree. You might even keep calling it Bass Strait. But you will be wrong and just plain arrogant and stubborn. But call it what you want, it doesn't matter, because it will still be "The Strait Of Denis (with one N)". And that is that.

And after many months of both the Democrats and Republicans ruminating about the evils of China and TikTok, interrogating, investigating, propagandising, and eventually banning the website, but, after the predictable instant blowback, Trump, not very long since he promised to shut it down, has allowed TikTok to open up again. The backfire was so loud he had no option. That backfire was louder and gasier than a Hilary fart. Now the same will happen in Australia with the new law to ban youth from accessing social media. How fucken dumb are all of these cunts? Meanwhile all of out fire engines are in disrepair.

That Pooh Bear Xi might be smiling now, but wait till our AUKUS Nuclear Submarines catches him in a South China Sea trap!

He won't be so smug then.

@Dover from Tel Avivwouldn't trust those israeli pricks as far as you can throw them. dodgy fuckers.

Trump once visited Havana. Fidel dealt with him
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It should probably be noted that Drumpff sent his Middle East envoy Jewish Billionaire Steven Witkoff here last week. According to the Israeli press Netanyahu refused to meet with him because he landed on the Shabbat after which Witkoff used more than a few expletives over the phone and the meeting subsequently went ahead with the demand for a ceasefire. Not that there appears to be any ceasefire. IDF did a similar mock ceasefire before Obama's inauguration.

@JillJill....my Jill? Has my boy..... ehhhh.....errrr....Beau....uhhhhh..... been pegging your pussy? I'M GONNA KILL THAT DOG-FACED PONY BASTARD!

You mean me and Hunter? Well, everyone is a consenting adult now, aren't they. As Johnny Cockroach once said "If the dick don't fit, you must acquit". Now, run along BL, I don't think you can manhandle my cock-warmer like little Methy-Wethy can.

@Denis (with one N)Oh Denis you are a soft little pussy wrapped in tiger skin. A bit like my Fritz.

Oh Fritz where are you? And your perfect pinklewurst...

@Fred, NormalsvilleYour type is why I loath humanity. Well why I used to loath humanity. Fine, but I did have a falling out with someone once.

@JillIt is an interesting fact Jill, that most folks who go on and on about 'pedo' stuff actually harbour these thoughts as well.

Your case too 'Jill'?

You don't know the half of it, honey. What he's done to little girls, his own daughter. He was all shitfire and crazy-cock for me when he got me to divorce the love of my life. But, after we got married, I believe all that man wanted to do was build his own pedo-island.

@Denis (with one N)Them Haulers git a pitbull look 'lot like dat doggie.

I see that cunt Sleepy Joe finally removed Cuba from the bullshit 'terroist' sanctions list. Could have done it back in 2021, but did at last minute so can be seen as some sort of good guy. Fuck that prick; he is as big an arsehole as Trump.

@Denis (with one N)Yes, in a cage you fucker! Cause that's where freaks like you belong.

Not in normal society.

Not with the woman and children.

Ensconced in a cage. With your mouth muzzled, and fed a liquid diet via a catheter up your arse.

Get me Denis?

This is how I spent my xmas:

The fire situation will be resolved soon because Trump said he will let people start raking again. And he is a man of his word.

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Sorry Max, we can't do anything about as the money is all gone and we are all out of ideas.

Yer music-ritein tain't nothin, Flam. Now, 'ol Peewee Trahan, thar's a genuwine artist. Bring tears ta me eyes listen'in tar a real classic like Peewee's "Kajun Ku Klux Klan"!!!

@AnonymousStill got no fucken answer. This place is as lazy as a Georgian Hillbilly!

@RicardovitzNice little ditty Ricky. Reminds me of another classic:

[I]"Orangeman, better keep your head.
Don't forget what your good book said.
Southern change gonna come at last.
Now your crosses are burning fast.

Orange Man.

I saw cotton and I saw black.
Tall white mansions and little shacks.
Orange Man, when will you pay them back?

I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking.
How long? How long?

Orangeman, better keep your head.
Don't forget what your good book said.
Southern change gonna come at last.
Now your crosses are burning fast.

Orange Man.

Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown.
I've seen your black man comin' round.
Swear by God, I'm gonna cut him down!

I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking.
How long? How long?"/[I]

I dinka dee, I dinka doo...

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Gulf 'o Merica - git a nice ring tar it. Gonna rename Mexico ta Shitsaco, Greenland ta New Florida, 'n England NewMerica. Gonna be thar 51st state. Some 'ol boy sing-sung 'bout it....

Look outa your windows, watch the skies
Read all the instructions with bright blue eyes
We're W.A.S.P.'s, yeah proud American sons
We know how da clean our teeth
And how da strip down a gun

'Cause we're the 51st state of America
Yeah we're the 51st state of America
This is the 51st state of America

Our star-spangled Union Jack flutters so proud
Over the dancin' heads of the merry patriotic crowd
Yeah, tip your hat to the Confederate conquerors
We got no reds under the bed with guns under our pillows

We're the 51st state of America
Yeah we're the 51st state of America
This is the 51st state of America

@Ben AfflictReckon Trump is gunna be mighty pissed when he gets Greenland and realises it isn't as big as he thought it was.

Mr Mercator better look out that day!

@LordyLordyLordyIt was foretold and so it will be. Our God given power and right.

Pituffik? Are you sure its not Pitiffuk?

Meanwhile as I view the devastating footage of the Pacific Pallisade wild fires ripping through affluent residential areas of LA, only one question comes to mind. Do you condemn Hamas?

Prediction: Trumpy will fire Musky for stealing his limelight

@Tzotzal Mamma TzotzalJust nonsense T Mamma. Imagine thinking that the Yanks are under any external control. Idiotland does what it does because it wants to do it. Israel is just a grubby little paid actor for the Yankee empire's desire to run the planet. Nothing more, nothing less.

@Atlanta SlimDern't I say that, er cain't ya read???

The USA is under the control of Israel. They can chant USA, USA in desperation over and over again but it doesn't change a thing. All Americans work for the Zionists. They are there to fund the chosen people. Slaves every tax paying one of them. No wonder they run around shooting each other.

I can imagine Trump in Panama. In a Penthouse overlooking the Canal. Counting the money as each container ship floats by. Finally ensconced there like a later day Howard Hughes. A bathrobe. A burger. His underage prostitute. Gazing out the window in a daze of corn flour and madness.

The final symbol of a flailing and falling Empire.

@RicardovitzHillbilly. We are still here. And still kicking your fat honky ass.