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...looks like it is upto no good.

Dublin pevert.

Your Lord can turn a man inside-out - yet he be still alive and hurting very terribly. Come to me, my children. Adore Your Lord. I have a bag of lollies...

cha hollerin' bout Ricky? Yer ain't me. I prolly took the late train and came in on the caboose but Ricky sures can tell redneck from some kind of n*g*e*-code or Ayrabic. Ricky's brain be a bit smaller now buts it be fully accessorized! Yer kin know these things when yer gits t'bein a ward of the nanny-state 'n gits yer brain fixed. What'd Ricky jist say? He's nutty as a squirrel's breakfast!

Bunnch of crazy Injuns and Shackistanians.

He's from Dixie, but his daddy's from Yankee Land. I don't reckon I quite know what that makes him. But we all know this: George Bush is a wet-back lovin give-yer-country away liberal. And, that ain't the good "Aussie" Liberal - that's the bad "USA" Liberal kind.

Any Texan knows better than to give away our land to wetbacks. They can come over here to work for nickles, but when the day's up they gotta git back on that thar Mexibus and go back to ware they come from.

He's a smart fella. Smart like a slippery wet fox, that is. Y'all think he's some poor warshed up moonshine suckin dawg spittin and spattin 'bout this nor that.

But, he ain't, I tell you. He's been runnin amuck in Yankee Land. I flushed him out. And, that ain't all. Yep, I reckon there's much much more to know 'bout this here fella Max Gross.

"Pluck me whilst I blush"

Was Jim's missus having a bit on the side?

Worth another read in the light of five fucken years plus of the Shrub's Iraq/Afghan catastrofuck

Yeah, managed "A Portrait of the Artist..." alright, but fucken "Finnian's Wake" ? Fuuuuck! My headv still fucken hurts!

Max Gross is the only one who makes any fucken sense on this site! Fuck! I wou;dnt even bother visiting XN otherwise

Yer airplane, cos yer'll get busier than a bee in a tar bucket ter not get busted all to hell and back. Some holes is good - Ricky gits hankerin fer thems stinky butt-holes when he gits nuttier than a porta-potty at a peanut festival.

Without getting bogged-down in unimportant details, here are some important facts.
1. Your car will never be fuelled by water.
2. There is no Santa Claus.
3. John Howard was not Santa Claus.
4. Peter Costello is an awful dork.
5. They are both true criminals.
6. They have mostly destroyed Australia.
7. Aussies will not enjoy their depression.
8. Spectator sport will not save Australia.
9. The magic invisible WMD will never be found.
10. Your "investments" are now unsafe.
11. The media drones will keep lying to you.
12. Australia is turning into a trash heap.
13. Denial is not a river.
14. Weeping billionaires will always cry poor.
15. You must never vote for the Liberal Party.

The last time I surssurhummed it hurt like hell and the rash hung around for weeks!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Without getting bogged-down in unimportant details, here are some important facts.
1. Your car will never be fuelled by water.
2. There is no Santa Claus.
3. John Howard was not Santa Claus.
4. Peter Costello is an awful dork.
5. They are both true criminals.
6. They have mostly destroyed Australia.
7. Aussies will not enjoy their depression.
8. Spectator sport will not save Australia.
9. The magic invisible WMD will never be found.
10. Your "investments" are now unsafe.
11. The media drones will keep lying to you.
12. Australia is turning into a trash heap.
13. Denial is not a river.
14. Weeping billionaires will always cry poor.
15. You must never vote for the Liberal Party.

Fuck the what?!

with a big old hole blowed in it's side? I reckon Max Gross had somethin to do with it. Or, one of his Muslamic mates done did it.

Now, help me out here Aussie Folks. How is it that a Jew Sheriff FBI agent gets all tangled up with Muslim Terrorists blowing up Aussie Aeroplanes? Ain't got that all figured out yet. Max - you care to school us on this?

Abuse victim made at least 50 attempts to speak with Cardinal Pell and World Youth Day spokesman Bishop Anthony Fisher, since four other people in his class also claimed to be abused by the same priest.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/abuse-victim-why-wont-pell-see-me/2008/07/25/1216492695860.html

from Ricky. Gotta tell yer folks, Ricky is tired as a one-legged man in a butt-kickin contest, but he ain't gonna let this evil sombitch do the dirt on Max and Doctor Benway - old Doc Benway, he's a saint I reckn. He seed Ricky when he's derranged an gettin his brain cut out. Leastways most of it. Ricky once had dern near everythang a man could ever want 'ceptin a brain and a thang.

Yahoo yippedy

This here is just reportin the truth on Mr. Max Gross.

yer come ter see me in visiting hours here at the Substance Abuse Clinic in Clayton. Sometimes it all gits a confusin fer me with them strange thinkins an stuff - that thar's the problem bein a ward of the nanny-state. Yew caint imagines how much comfort yer words bring ter Ricky - better'n guzzling speed like the other Rickys. Seems lickn' brake fluid did more bad things to ricky's brain. Sometimes they lets me look down road so's kin see the old Ricky place. God bless yer Doc!

If they was, I'd know 'bout it. Lived 'round here all my life.

You go on and tell me what all is in Clayton, since you's an "observer", a "tenant", and a "Dr." Benway.

Now, I reckon you might be thinkin on the Clayton County, GA. That ain't no wheres 'round here. That's south of thar big city, Alanta. Nothin but loads of porch monkeys live down there. They's huffin meth, crack, crank, glue, quick-start and lick brake fluid - bunch of moon-crickets.

Nurses still letting you at the PC Ricky? You don't seem to know who you are, or where you are. The hospital you are in is just up the road from your bog. Yes, that's right - in Clayton! Anyone can check by just using Google. Which multiple personality Ricky is it this time?
(1) Director of Activity Therapy - Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital in Clayton, Georgia. Master’s Degree in Counseling and licensure as a Professional Counselor.
(2)... is the founder and clinical director of Southern Institute of Psycho-Physiology in Clayton, GA. He was affiliated with Ridgecrest Hospital and Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital from 1986 to 1995, where he pioneered one of the first large scale EEG Biofeedback/Stress Management programs in the US, which he designed and directed.
(3)... Her experience also includes serving as: Counselor, with the Woodlands Foundation, at the Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital, in Clayton, Georgia.
(4) WOODRIDGE HOSPITAL (CLAYTON, GA) Detailed Hospital Profile:PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITALS Services provided by WOODRIDGE HOSPITAL:. Beds - Total (Total number of beds in a facility, including those in non-Participating or ...

There ain't no nut-farm clinic in Clayton. That's over 50 miles into Tennessee. Not Georgia. And, I'm sittin in a cabin on some beautiful forest outside of Clayton Georgia. God's Country, it is.

Agitprop, when it comes to "correcting" feral, lying politicians, it is probably best to start with some savage snipping. We could engage the services of a drunken Jewish circumcision expert (mohel?) to deliver the cruellest cut of all.

My dear, well-meaning Agitprop. People NEED their little comforts and pacifiers. For instance, politicians would run wild if they could not find a wealthy butt to suck. Who are we who are blessed with a modicum of sanity, to take away their happy little addictions?

Hello Ricky my lad, this is Doctor Benway. I'm sure you remember me. I can see that the occupational therapy you have received at the Substance Abuse Clinic, Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital, Clayton Georgia, is bearing over-ripe fruit. Keep at it Ricky, and even Mister Edgar Poe will twist in his grave. They are good people at Woodridge Ricky, so just do exactly as the doctors and nurses say and everything will go well. Bravo!

After bombing the shit out of Afghanistan and Iraq, that moron Bush has inspired a new generation of anti-american avengers! Talk about own goals!

Yeah right no sooner had these fucken bozos lost the election than they got bored, packed their balls and bats and pissed off to their fucken country clubs. Lets hope someone somewhere arrests Jingo Johnny for warcimes and abuse and sends him to the ICC!

Whats with this fake yokel bullshit? Hey Ed how come you dont block this dropkick?

Fucken A, Max! By why not quote the great man in full? As in...
"If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time." - Bertrand Russell.

Fucken religion! Fuck 'em all! Why the fuck should any sane person take their deranged shit seriously?

I done said 'fore I dern't write poems. Just a bunch of gobbly gook from the mouths of crazy folks.

Dumb old Tenant. Gotta give the Tenant some credit, though - he's gonna do right fine here outside of Clayton in my spar cabin. I reckon the Tenant just wants to fit in, tryin to emultate me and such. He just 'bout might.

Well folks - it doesn't come any better than that! All the world's poets have just been wasting their time. Sure brought that old dryness to my eyes anyway.

Now there is a word I haven't heard for a while.

Squirting out sprog; now what a pleasant benefit of being a man.

The International Sprog Association proudly supported by Kleenex tissues.

Get on your knees and worship me. I spilt a little bit of my seed a few millenium ago and now you call it your god!

Shit, must be half a dozen planets ive done that...yet your little blue shit hole is the only one that made my sprog a god...

yeh, im enjoying it

Gettin' Sent'mental (Ricky's pome - hotter than a possum makin love in a wooly sock)
Tenant - yew ain't nothin but a suck-egg dawg Jes' watch Ricky eatin' high off the hawg
Chawing down this big bowl a grits Sumpin yew dont ever gits
It ain't no skin off my back Even tho' a thang I lack
I jes thinks it fine If yer belly gits 'quainted with yer spine

know what ter call mah dawg! I sho'nuff gonna call him Howard the dawg. I gets ter call him Howard 'cos he licks Ricky's butt clean an he wags his houn'dawg tail whiles he's a doin it!

You should call him Pity, because I already feel sorry for him. Poor dog.

'cause, I reckon I just ain't strong 'nuff. Lord, please forgive me, for I have sinned, and I'm 'bout to sin some more - but Lord, you need to sicke the Devil on these here Anarchists and Computer Hackers. They need some hell-fire in their belly; need some Devil-acid washed donw their throats; need a big smack'n 'round by Satan.

Lord, git that lazy devil off his lazy drug-guzzling hippy lovin ass, and get him a workin on these folks over here. Only you, oh Lord, have the power to put the big smack-down on this here's devil-spawn.

Ain't named 'em yet. Thinkin I might name him Mohamed-Killer

How many Edgars are hiding in there anyway? Do I win a prize if I count them all?

The excreble and thoroughly indecent former PM John Howard -he banked on lies, fearmongering and secrecy and who played the race card to win an election by lying about children being thrown overboard - used $165 million of YOUR money to fund a school chaplaincy program to teach YOUR children about decency!

The punch-drunk Roman empire cobbled-up the Jesus story to fit their state religion of Mithras and Sol Invictus (the Roman Catholics retain the Monstrance as a symbol of the Roman Sun-God that was at the heart of the early Church). The Jesus story in all its important details featured in Egytian and other early cultures, and it is possible to trace the development of this myth. No real evidence of a biblical Jesus has been found, but of course the old-testament Ark has been discovered hundreds of times - only possible if there is no Ark.

All notions of "god" are products of ignorance and imagination handed down from one superstitious culture to another over 1000's of years. Among the "latest" is the judeo-christian "god" which is just a rip-off of much earlier (Sumerian) myths. I mean, do you folks really believe jesus was born on 25 December?! And that he died and... what, came back to life before floating off into "heaven"? A nice fable perhaps but nothing more. As for the infallible "pope"... who is he kidding, really!

How about Catholic robots enforcing the law! Oh... wait...

Yes wouldn;t it be great to live in a world where killer robots enforced the law so we were all forced to live in peace. Now who makes those laws again?

That seems closer.

"Gort Klaatu verada nikto!" Max, those words remind me how I was once filled with a mad and hopeful religious fervour about being rescued from humans. So many decades ago that I am frightened to count them. (I will check the spelling later - was it "verada" ?)

Hey Edgar my good man, why not go mad and take on another personality like Ricardovitz does. Then they could never find you. Well it was just an idea I had...