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Someone should tell dumb ass Dubya that when you reach the bottom of a hole you should stop digging

That should be sleep.

Well, I am Loony.

That way we can all get some sleeo.

that's what that pile of crap you wrote amounts to hill-filth. Is that what sucking on pigs and breeding with animals does for bog-folk? Listen to me good you poor fucking idiot, if not for the fact that your poor genes are the fault of your cross-breeding, tribulated ancestors, I would feed your remains to your pigs, except I have more respect for pigs than that.

We got our Afghan friends a killin Taliban left and right. Over yonder on the right they's getting ready to kick Paki-mountain scum. And, yonder on the left they's beatin the tar out of the Evil Iranians.

Right thar in the middle, they's kill off their own Afghani insurgents.

Life is Good. And, we are Blessed. Thank you Lord.

Ain't you reckoned it yet, Tenant? Tenants is tenants and y'all might just as well figure that's the way it is. See, Tenants is them people you went to school with, didn't have no lick of sense, smoked dope, imbibed in the booze, spent they's money on nothin but wh0res and "good times". They dern skipped schoolin, mouthed off at the police, always a 'causin trouble wherever they was. Now, Landlords come from thar families that whooped some good sense into them. If'n they got off track by runnin 'round with them tenant-types, they'd get whooped even harder. They learn't readin, writing, cipherin, Bible-studies, some preachin, and how to work the land. They learnt the difference 'tween clay, soil, sand, hardpan, and n*g*e*-dirt. Landlords resided in houses, even if only stick-built cabins. Tenants lived in old trailers owned by the Landlords on that thar part of they's property that wern't nothing but no-good n*g*e*-dirt - cain't grow no vittlas, cain't raise no hogs fer fatback, ain't good fer nothin but housin some tenants in old trailors goin to waste. Well, now some of our kin growed up and moved to thar city. Still being of Landlord blood, theys run places for them people 'cain't get nothin fer them selves which y'all folks call "tenants". Ain't really tenants, 'cause they arnt livin in trailors workin off their debt to the Landlord by workin the land, but I reckon ifn' you stretch it, they's still tenants. Gotta work somewheres to git money to pay them city-slicker landlords, I reckon. Now, Tenants is Goddless creatures. Everybody knows it. And, it's thar Landlord's duty to git some God, even if only a little, into them tenants. once the tenant understands God, than the tenant can learn how to farm, not that muck-rakin they think's farmin, but real white-man farmin. That's how God gives them purpose in life, and every now and again, a good Tenant might learn 'nough to save some money and buy hiself a plot of land. It don't happen too often, but every now and again it does. Unfortunately, most tenants is as dumb as a mud-stick - ain't goin nowwhere and likely ain't much good at much farmin neither. Like my Daddy says - gotta take the good with the bad, and figure on squeezin somethin out of them bad tenants - he calld that "creationivity".

They both have no experience when it comes to governing a country. And they are both good at mouthing easy sounding rhetoric, but lack the backbone to really led a nation.

Digger,

Cranbourne

So Obama is a Muslim, who has a wife that hates America, and has no experience to lead the Country.

And now I see he is a dope smoker as well.

More and more reasons to vote for him I suppose.

Your "thang" oozes black goo, and looks like a cane toad? Herpes doesn't usually do that Ricky. Stay away from Queensland, or your "thang" could get fatally thwacked! (although that might not be much of a loss)

whut we hill-folk's good at. Too much time on our hands with only pigs fer company. Y'all come on down to mah mountain-bog. Old Ricky may have lost all his teeth, but he sure kin giv y'all a good suckn!

be a lickin and slurpin man-on-man in public places like parks, trails, on city bus benches and what not, probably not a good idea to go man-humpin inside a Torah neither. I don't think them Hauller brother git it on in any Torah. They got themselves a private shack up yonder on Screemer's Bald, where a passer-by told some tales of horrific noises and stench commin from up thar.

I have no idea... it bans eating pork and shellfish so I suppose oral sex is out of the question. Those hebeys do have strange sexual habits thats for sure. The guys hold hands and the tarts wear wigs, and they fuck each other through a hole in the sheet. The 'glory hole'.

It seems you been sucking on that moonshine a little too long my friend.

Time to go back home and sober up with that cute cousin of yours.

When Satan starts suckin on you! Heed thar warnings, Brothers, 'cuz an evil heart is like a cool berry slushie fer Satan. You think on that a spell.

Yep, we got some of them man-lovin mouintian men up in these parts, but only two that I know of. Them's the Hauller brothers - well they's tell everyone they brothers anywhoo. Don't reckon I know their kinship fer sure. Don't reckon I really want to know neither. I got a real good thing goin with them Hauller brothers. They do my biddin for me when I need 'em. And, I let them give some of their man-lovin to Tenants that ain't paid their rent. Ain't got no problem with them folks. Things just kinda work out good up here for everyone. What y'all call a "win-win" sitiation.

Need to vote for some warm body to be yer leader. Why not me? Y'all git to fulfill your duty as an Australian and don't get in no trouble with your gooberment.

I am a world correspondent and news reporter. And, I lend my support and hard work this this here Xenox News - Right good folks at Xenox News, ain't no doubt about it.

I'll do all the rest for you. Don't pay no nevermind to what your gooberment tells you 'bout those who want to lead Austrailians to a better place of prosperity.

Frankly, you must mean John and Petey with their gay band of frauds! Get them flushed as soon as you can!

No can do, Rickardovitz: you have to be an Aussie citizen to be able to be a candidate for PM. Or are you a fake redneck hillbilly?

Hang on, I thought all you inbred hillbilly types were into buggery and man-on-man sex?

I reckon old Johnny deserves an award all right, an award for telling the most porkies in Australian political history. Oh yeah and for kicking the biggest own goal by refusing to step down and thereby consigning the Liberals to the bottom of the electoral barrel for at least the next decade

This Rickardovitz bloke is hilarious. Keep up the good work, mate, you are a comedy genius

Like many others I have toyed with the so called thoughts in my head like I really did have free will. Underneath it all though I really knew I was just another slave to the microbes in my bowels.

Hope? I gave up on it a long time ago. Now I just cling to despair.

his name. Ain't you figured that out by now?

Dang! Doreen has seen clear thru this hard masculine front! But ifn yer does it with real men it is of no account I reckn!

Vote Ricardovitz

Number one closet fag

Your good 'ole boy Howard, now he done took your guns and bullits away. Y'all are so screwed until you git a man in that thar high office of yers and give everyone back they's guns and ammo.

That 'd be me! Ricardovit in 2010.

Y'all gonna vote fer me in 2010, so's I can get you cured of your perverted sickness?

I'm tell'in you queer-folk, that thar's a cure just a waitin fer you. We's been workin on it and it's just 'bout in the trial state. Y'all will be all horned up for the women folk and respectable members of society when we git done with you.

Vote Ricardovitz in 2010!!!

A cranky Rabbi!

Just spit on it and put it in Abraham!

No, I an't crazy. Ain't no numbskull neither. I'm gettin my campaign all in order. Grass roots kind of thing.

Yep. I'm tellin you. The Australian people are a wantin a good sturdy Conservative to guide them through all this mess that Rudd done set them up fer.

If you vote for me, Ricardovitz I done promise y'all the follering:
1) Lower gas prices by 70%
2) Lower taxes
3) 60% more jobs
4) higher payin jobs
5) We's gonna trade in welfare programs for de-saltination plants and pump all that water to a big old lake resovior in the middle of the desert. Then's we's gonna construct rivers that flow out from them lakes and green up that dirt patch y'all live on.
6) relocation program for all aborigionies - that aught to get me them aborigione votes; give 'em right good place to stay, rather than that thar outback.

I got more, too, but don't want to overload y'all with the plans I got fer Australia.

Vote Ricardovitz in 2010.

Are you fucking crazy numbskull Ricardovitz? Why would I vote for a pig humpin' gun totin' sister fuckin' hillbilly when I can have sweet little ol Kevin who'll do what he is told when he is told and there'll be no two ways about it.

Plus he is from queensland and we all know about the google-wearing boys up there, don't we Yugo ;) ?

like you people ain't never seen. Your gonna be payin $10 for a gallon of gas by December come Christmas time. (I don't no no nevermind 'bout liters - that's commie cipherin)

Rudd's gonna burn. Rudd's doomed. Y'all are gonna elect me, Ricardovitz, next go 'round, 'cuz I'm the only one who knows how to fix yer country and git y'all back to where you's happy and productive again.

Vote Ricardovitz in 2010!!

Need to start getting the word out, folks.

10 years of PM Howard's government dragged Australia from an international backwater to a nation with an economy the envy of the world. We all should be very thankful to John Howard and his team for making Australia the great nation it is today.

However with Kruddy and his band of latte sippers don't expect the economic sun to shine for much longer. Already inflation is up and it won't be long before the job queues are as long as they were under that other Labour scoundrel Keating.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Soooooweeee, tenant, tenant, tenant. Come 'ear boy. We's wait'n fer ya. Watch 'er wait'n fer, Tenant?

Got a 'lill cabin fer ya jest up the rock path. Done showed it to you in a picture. We'll be nice to you Tenant, real nice. Give yer a good rate. Might let you stay rent free, if you treat them Hauller boys real nice, 'hear?

Who are you today, pig-wart? The love-child of a union between a diseased pig and a fundamentalist black-as-midnight preacher? I sure won't be betting on your chances sepsis-boy, with the type of infections you are carrying around in that tribulated body. "He's not Ricardovitz, I'm Ricardovitz!" Harrr! Harrrrrrrrr! The Dark Lord's coming to use your butt-fucked soul for an arsewipe, slime-creature. Black goo! Shit! Just too funny!

Another coon wrapped in a towel yelpin 'bout this nor that. I say a li'l pledge vary day to put an ass-whoopin on any towel-head, sand-coon, Hamite, pig-chicken, dog-friggin, half-Jew, monkey boy that comes 'rond these parts.

Ain't no picken's 'bout it -WE HATE Y'ALL SAND-SKUNKS! Even worse than we hate them Jew-Yankeses.

Here's how you know me from that other feller:

Imposter = black
Ricardovitz = n*g*e*, coon, porch-monkey, or somptin like that

Imposter = Cletus
Ricardovitz = don't hang out with no n*g*e*-fellers named Cletus

Imposter = pig-sperm
Tenant = pig sperm
Ricardovitz = don't care nothin for pig lovin

Imposter = boy-boys
Ricardovitz = ain't never heard 'o that befor

Imposter = sumptin 'bout Tenant doing sumptin to Ricardovitz...
Ricardovitz = lives off a gravel road, past stekoa crik, up yonder on Duncan Bald left up a path off of Claud Smith. I'm still wait'n fer you Tenant - ain't showed up yet; ain't ever will, I reckon. Guess yer Asstralian landlord done got you all tied up fer the moment. Tell him not to break nothin or mark up yer face none - them Hauller boys pay good fer perty boys like yew.

servant of my Lord. The Lord commands Satan to do his bidding for him. The Lord has exclusive domain and rule over Satan. Satan ain't nothin but God's vacuum cleaner for suckin up all thaer world's evil and blowin it down upon the land of the doomed. God don't want no trash stankin up his world and the heavens, so he put a whoopin on Satan to get him to clean it up.

Maybe he was privileged because they have altered sticky knobs?

No she didn't. The panel that is stacked with John Howard appointees was rubber-stamped by the Queen's secretary as were their choices. The Queen has SFA to do with it - couldn't give a stuff! This is an Aussie Establishment mutual-admiration society. Giving each other awards or honours, is part of the deal.

That is a pretty impressive promise, Satan old-boy. But do you really think you should soil your royal tool on these worldly scum?

You self righteous fool. So God will forgive the evil whores for their SINS. Of corse the men who roger them silly don't need to be forgiven, they have done nothing wrong. They are just victims of those evil women who do satan's work and tempt them into sin. You pathetic, sanctimonious, bible bashing fool. I am Satan and I am waiting for all you bible-bashing hypocrites down here. I will roger your rectum till you bleed.

Forget that book of relevation it is filled with stupid Goyim rubbish.
The only prohecy you stinkos need to know that we are the chosen and you are fucked.

It is written in the Torah...

'The gentile will have a puny penis and stink off pork belly.'

So fuck off and leave Israel for the Israelites!

black goo start a comin' outa ma thang afta a spot of dog-humping, and pig-sperm suckin' at a party Cletus had especially for just us bog-boys. What I want you nanny-state hippy sissies to tell me, is how the dern Tenant did this to me, when I got guns knives, switchblades, huntin knives, stockpiles of ammo, and dern near everythang a hill-man could ever want to keep hisself safe while doin' some pig, goat an' dog-lovin!

After we wipe them out we can rightfully reclaim Saudi Arabia as our own.

If'n thar's one good thang 'bout homosexuls, it's that they dern't self-replicate.

Any old boy who thanks a stinky butt-hole, the trapdoor to a man's poop-tube, is somethin worth hankerin fer, is a derranged, sexully retarded individual. That person needs a serious lobotomy. Yep, that'll fix some stink-hole lickin boy right up.

I fear for you Ricky. I really do. I have heard about doppelgangers, but this is ridiculous. Good luck with the herpes anyway.

your hilarious..

open your eyes you hicks..we are not living in the 1800's anymore..we are all people..we love the same.. && mr docter benny..no thats not wat we all want.. ((follow the rainbow!!))