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I alone am.

Dear Mister Raspberry, we have not met but I feel that I know you well. Here is the scheme that I use for rapid wealth growth:
Firstly I gather all the figures I want to look good, then I simply add a zero at the right-hand end. It has never failed to impress my followers.
I hope you found that method as useful as I always have.

They sure got you fooled, Rarspy old boy. Simple-minded trust is touching in a child, but laughable in an adult. I will not charge you a fee for this service, but non-core John would want me to do that (plus GST...)

Funny. The author simply is tryin' to attract comments.

You lot are no different to those who were in Jonestown.

And I can guarantee it will end up in the same bloodshed unless you give up your irrational thought.

What a lie to call " AUSTRALIA'S ONLY
FAIR DINKUM NEWSPAPER" to start with.... To begin, the article sounds more like a Chinese communist propaganda rather than Free and fair Australian news..

herr Fudgeknuckle you have inspired me.

Nov 24 I am taking a stick magazine into the voting booth and I am going to vote Family First... all over the fucking ballot sheet!

That fucking senate ticket is so huge I could blow on it and wipe my arse with it, and there would still be room to vote for the Christian fuckwits.

Only a retarded loon would call massive household debt "prosperity" -
but then, crazy old non-core John calls it that.

I had a Portuguese Pirate one day. Alfonso was his name. And he lived up to his reputation...
Dumped a Clevland Steamer right on me mug!

It was delightful.

GreenHairedJim

...resorting to personal insult.

You can't argue with the facts though; every hardworking Australian is 50% richer since PM Howard was elected. And no amount of hand-wringing and bleeding hearts will change that!

Somebody Youtubed a related Maurie Gee image. Funny - got mentioned on ABC2 TV! Here is link:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=portuguese+pirate

Digger, I will assist you. Now pay attention, it goes like this: "Please Prime Minister Howard, Your Highness, will you please allow your humble arsewipe to slip his tongue up your butt?
Also, I think the trillion dollars you mentioned refers to the Oz household debt which has exceeded that figure considerably.
Don't hesitate to ask for my assistance in future. I am always happy to help the aged and confused - those who are a bit like crazy old John.

Cant dispute Ricardovitz on this one. One would imagine he would have first hand evidence.

Xenox Poll

Got to pay the rent instead.

What did the Xenox News polls say about Howard?

That's not his testicles!

But, at least they still have their testicals.

Well no-one has said they will contribute yet, so when they do they can ask me for it offline. If you want it so you can contribute that 20 cents you promised, I may give it to you.

Ron.

PM Howard deserves Australia's support. He has forcefully placed Australia at the forefront of the war on terror and Islamofascism. On the other hand opposition leader Kevin Rudd wants to travel down the path of appeasement and surrender with the evil people who have declared war on our way of life.

I say to Australians stick with the man fighting for your freedoms, not the weak man who wants to surrender to Osama Bin Laden.

A vote for Howard is a vote for freedom for all of us.

God bless,

Patriot

Latest polls suggest that the electorate are not so keen on electing a new PM who licks his thin lips like a lizard every ten seconds.

Yeah those american footballers are real heavy weights!

Real bravery - just like watching chicken shit boxing with helmets. Look mum no padding! But that is too dangerous dear - hear - put these matresses on so you dont hurt yourself

It's in the mail you perverted prick!

Why don't you get off your lazy arse and start to animate my stories like you said you would!

love&kisses
GreenHairedJim

Dearest Ron,

Putting aside the fact that you are now posting in the wrong area there seemed to be a debate developing about the content of your proposed advertisement. Any such debates and related conversations should be posted in the relevant area.

I agree that there is much anti-howard content on this site. Little, if any, has come from me and this is not the site's sole purpose. In fact I try to broaden the content a bit.

Post your bank accunt details now Ron! So we know where to deposit our money.

They're all cunts out there!

Still here? I thought you left Ron?

A pretty tough lot there, boys!!! Come on, don't any of you Ausies have any backbone? Do you still know how to fight? Is there any last one of you that has the testicular fortitude to beat somebody into a bloody pulp just for kicks and giggles?

of a good old Southern Boy at the command of an American College Footbal coach, you don't need pads. American Football players wear pads because if they didn't they would kill each other after just 4 downs.

That's like saying Female Jello Wrestlers don't use pads. Face it, your country has been completely feminized. Why don't you just go ahead and cut off your own nuts and hand them over to John Howard.....You've already handed him your guns.

I thought someone would try the silly "good for the economy" line. When you run out of ideas you try that old line. I hope everybody has worked out how parasitic sport really is. While Rome was getting overrun, the stupid roman citizens were watching their versions of sport. Morons!
Who wants to eat pies made out of old football drones anyway?

Thats not a scrotum. That looks like pinkelwurst to me!

Speaking about Pinkelwurst, whatever happened to that tart Eva?

Footy is very good for the economy.

Besides, all the louts would probably be kickin in your letter box and stalking your missus if they had too much time on their hands.

Football is good for society. It keeps the streets safe and the pie supply fresh.

Now bugger off and listen to some opera....now that is an entertainment that is good for the economy - not!

The only possible use these football meatheads could be put to is cheap pet food or fertilizer.

The number one football in our country is Australian Rules Football. We don't use padding and helmets like your fag boys sir: Only when our boys are ready for the old people's home do they trial for US football.

Participating in a wussy-girl sport. I'm all ok with you people playing Rugby, but succer is a queer's sport.

Ron bitch?
Why am I a bitch? Trying to raise money to educate people about some perhaps unknown things he said which add up to lies is no reason to get nasty with me is it?

If you are a Howard supporter I can understand your brain is retarded so that would explain the empty vessel your words came from.

On to more important matters than Horace.

Wentworth Courier wants $2,800.00 + gst for a half page add. That gives you all some idea of the cost. Like I said I will put in $300.00.

What is up with this Ron bitch? No hanky panky for some time one might deduce!

Horace

Valium is very useful to carry on a person. Especially if there is a crisis.

keep up the talk about the fucking and fighting...
maybe I might get a root after all

Now, now. No need to get nasty and start swearing people.

Even if John H is driving you all fucking mental, please keep to a reasonable level of decorum.

Try to fucking elevate yourself.

It doesn't cost anything to be nice.

Fuck off then, your refund is in the mail. You are forgiven for being a cunt cunt but not forgotten.

This is how I would my electoral polling station to look on Nov 24

Ron, some of us have made contributions until it hurt. Countless hours of work and foregone opportunities.
I can understand your frustration, but the Chato Institute is nearly worn-out from working against the little-turd for years.
If you want graphics or info I will help. I flooded the Usenet with my vilifications. Visit this site for some of my early artwork:
http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm

One more thing...anyone who doesn't want to contribute to my project is nothing but a cunt as bad as John Howard because and I would rather get the fuck out of this forum made up of pseudo anarchists and anti-Howard people than spend more time talking about what a cunt he is for the next 3 years, with people like you. Get moving or get fucked.

You asked me to publish what my advert would look like Yugo. I did that and not only did I get no feedback from anyone about what they thought of the wording (which would have been nice) but no money from anyone who wants to help with my project, which I thought would be in your interests, but now you are posting about about the fucking cunt nazi Pope. What the fuck?

Makes no nevermind to me. I'm an equal opportunity sort of guy.