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Surely you jest! The only things crazy old John could lead is a line of turds down a sewer.

Fall in line like a good gunless slave and follow orders!!!!

But, the Muslims need exterminat'n. Detaining Mooslims at airports is like putting a bandaid on an Ebola infested African.

What a load of latte-sipping moral equivalence nonsense. Israel, like the rest of the civilised world, is defending itself against terrorism. In fact they are our most important bulwark against muslim extremism and deserve all the support they get. Not denigration from no-hoper lefty journalists.

Turning to Election '07. Can you imagine the joy that will be on Osama's face if the chattering class favourite Kevin Rudd is elected? "I have won" the evil one will say to himself. Australia cannot allow itself to falter against terrorism. John Howard has demonstrated that he has the will to fight the war on terror. Rudd is another appeaser like the previous Labor leader Latham. Do you think he will have the guts to stand up to the Islamofascists of Tehran as they threaten the world with their quest for nuclear weapons? No. Only John Howard has the leadership to guide Australia through these troubled times.

God bless,
Patriot

Make no mistake - John's old-man smegma is the original, and the best.
Enjoy the taste of old-man smegma on your next BigJohn(TM) smegma-burger.
Watch as they squeeze old-man smegma and
flap black fungus out onto each burger
they lovingly prepare with GST and FTA.

Inspiring poetry!

You are right! John is chock-full of old-man smegma. Never seen a worse case. Filthy load of old pus, that John.
How did everyone find out?
I guess the truth always gets out eventually, but would most Aussie galoots know it?

Smegma - no matter how you spell it, John has plenty. Once you have tasted old-man smegma, you will never forget it!

hey happy. Thats my shtick your stealing there!

Grasp it, and grasp it hard my people, make the stern rod of Australia's prosperity grow larger and harder. Squeeze every last drop of nectar out of John's Horn of Plenty!

Oh I praise god as often as i can, holding him tight, tight, tighter, until his head swells up big and red and ready to erupt... there, there, THERE! Oh, thank you jesus, thank you lord, another glorious revelation, all over the keyboard!

i run my hands over his head...

i feel the roughened texture.
the fissures and the cracks.
his eyes blaze like stars...

Oh My God John

Your vision is strong and true
Your children will arise as one
Australia your future awaits
Come and grasp it hard
Pull together for the future John has promised us

Oh John! You are my Leader.
So strong and true.
A vote for you is a vote for freedom
And the country we love true.

They are all in rehab.

Where the white women at?

stop all the fightin' and a hatin'...

and get back to the lovin' and a rootin'

John, with this old-man smegma offer, you are really spoiling us!
The girls cannot talk about anything else!

I don't know about you, but Mister Howard's old-man smegma sounds pretty good to me.

Gang Up? Too organasised! Anarchist's don't gang up on anybody. If they do then they are no longer Anarchists. Now, ain't that sompthing, Praise God.

You will be the envy of your affluent neighbourhood when you take an old-man smegma bath before your devotions to saint crazy old non-core John.
It would be hard to find a better addition to your recycled brown-water kitchen taps.

You were asked for your bank account number however you failed to submit.

There was a firm offer of 20 cents which you rejected.

Now sod off.

For the record, Ron started bullying for no good reason before he got sat on.

It appeared that he thought that people were ignoring him and that he then took it out on someone else for posting an unrelated article to his fund raising idea.

If anybody has way too much time on their hands you can go back and check it out, all the time stamps will still be there.

Farewell knobhead

There is no anarchist here, only the antichrist.

When are you going to send me money for my ad campaign you pathetic pissants? This ad is going to change the world forever!

Anarchist's don't gang up on anybody. If they do then they are no longer Anarchists.

In the world of "anarchy", what happens when all them anarchists gang up to beat the crap out of former friend and anarchist companion?

I guess the weaker anarchist cries a little and then anounces his departure. Well, that's the way it works here on cyber-space, I rekon.

Now, then, what happens if there is a secret faciast amoung all them anarchists just a pretend'in to be an anarchist. He keeps peeling off the problem anarchists until he's left with them anarchists he can control and order around. Poof, anarchy turns to faciast rule, and the world is beautiful again.

Ain't it just fine and dandy the way things work out when you are a member of the Human Race!

Sulky bastard, isn't he?

Crazy John says that twelve buckets of old-man smegma is absolutely his final offer, unless it isn't. Okay fourteen...how about twenty?

A free bucket (large) of old-man smegma to every John-loving enthusiast who votes for crazy old John.

There is something familiar about all that lot.

dear leader...

Promise me easy roots and you have my vote!

They get my vote!

it can...can...can...can...can...

Kandy

only from Assholes.

That explains the whole Deocrat party and all of their members. Same thing with Australia's Labour Party and it's Green party - hell, all of Australia's political parties are a bunch of Leftist A-holes except the Christian party and the Shooter's party.

Pay later.

If the only information we get comes from arseholes, maybe we should grow ears near them.

I can promise you that if you follow me in
my ways, I can intercede with God by
using my Jesus-on-a-stick fetish. Every
last one of you can become much richer
than each other. But we must first find the
evil ones and nail them to various bits of
wood.

Jesus wants you all to win. Trust me, it
may be more than eleven years, but drag
yourself a little further - just around the
corner...

I reckon that's what I'm here for.

PS - that's called a "sawed-off". "Sawn-off is what happens after you give your females the right to vote.

i can see all the universe.

Man. I aint never coming back out!

I can promise you that if you follow me in my ways, I can intercede with God by using my Jesus-on-a-stick fetish. Every last one of you can become much richer than each other. But we must first find the evil ones and nail them to various bits of wood.
Jesus wants you all to win. Trust me, it may be more than eleven years, but drag yourself a little further - just around the corner...

Sounds authentic to me - just the kind of thing crazy old John would do. Thank God he is not in any position where he could do some damage...

Important message from the PM to the elderly, the infirm, the sick, the disabled, and the poor:
Get out of town!

That runt Kruddy would be the most boring PM we could ever have!

he looks like your average dead shit union official with no expierence in real life. What a loser!

Mark my words, the left hand technique as an environmental policy could make all, the difference, a massive advantage to the party who announces this policy first.

Combined with the excise on tissues the policy is a win/win for the environment, and economic considerations of the voters.

All that is missing is the recycled paper link with the tissues and the game is up!

Promote left hand technique and it could also be part of John's environmental policy!

Thanks for the advice!

I'm gonna go git me self a sawn off and have it out with her!!

Thanks again for setting me straight!

Wait till that bitch eyes me walking in with the pump action!

Yep, that's him in a typical pose - except he keeps the dagger hidden. Wasn't it mad John who legislated that PI=3 because he believed God would have wanted it that way? Or did it have something to do with the GST?

Liberal crawlers, why don't you try to organize a WANK-A-THON FOR JOHN?

You ALWAYS have the right to defend yourself. It is a fundemental human right, even a greater right than your wife's right to your money, your food or her mother's vase. In fact, I'd say that your wife is a needy sort. Sounds to me like you have bigger problems, like your wife think'n everything in your house, and even your money is hers. Sounds like she may be a psycho-crazy, since she's been a planning to shoot you just to get your money for quite some time now. Gun or no gun, I think you have a few things you need to straighten out with your wife; lay a little foundation, and refresh her on the rules of the game. Now, go git to it, boy!

You ALWAYS

Mr Jones, of course you can shoot her, but only after you send a gift-wrapped John Howard to mad Islamics in Iraqistan first. You should take care that he arrives in a fit state to enjoy his new experience.

But what if I come home late having lost my bonus at the track, forget to bring back the milk and accidentally bump over her mother's old vase.

If she is a few hours before her period and comes at me with the gun can I shoot her? Will that be OK?