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Less evolved? Than what? You? No way. I would say that they are more evolved. They knew how to live off the land and still be in harmony with it. They didn't destroy the environment that sustains them. We're still learning that one. The nearest European comparison to their life style pre invasion has been cited as the European aristocracy. Their whole society was centered around art, religion and hunting. Except their whole society was at this level.
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
The Devil is the biggest trick of believing
Gabe 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Just then a sound so huge - raucous - shatters the skies of the earth. The sound of a very large horn. It is so loud that people can't hear their TVs momentarily.

Remember this is all real just like it says in the bible!

An army of all of the Credit Card Evangalists appear. Following them are thousands of their subscribers who have all been waiting years for the big day - which the evangelists had promised them - would be the 'big payout'.

But Jehovah does fuck all, as if he ain't even there, and blondie Jesus' space ship goes crashing into the desert.

Near death, Jesus crawls out of the wreckage barely alive, cuts and bruises against his celestial flesh once again.

"Father, father, why the fuck have you forsaken me once again"?

He takes one last breath but his injuries are to great. One last groan and he quietly dies, blood, water and piss already smelling in the crusty mud.

The crowd having heard his last mournful words, without needing an answer turn as one and look over at Ricardovitz with a mixture of sadness, hate and disappointment in their eyes...
Gabe 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Its gonna be amazing. Just picture it: Jesus arrives in his celestial rocket ship, long blonde hair flailing around his face, waving his hand. His Father and Mother smiling proudly up above. "Love" is everywhere. Even Ricardovitz starts crying about all of the evil things he has said about people who have a different opinion than him or who come from somewhere far away. And just as everyone starts the big communal hug. The big, "everybody kneel down and praise the Lord" session - BAM-ZAM - the miniature alien parasites come out of their passive hibernation state and activate all of their evil, Satan like plans! However these little alien guys are from another dimension and have way loads of interesting truck happening compared to that sissy boy desert rat Satan. Up they spawn firing out their proton bending, anti-gravity, laser beam shit every which way at the beJesus. Poor cunt didn't know what hit him. Before he knows it his own celestial spaceship is hurtling downward - spiraling. Ricardovitz however gets down on his knees and starts praying to his Jehovah man. "Please God - I know you are real. Save us all from this scary stuff and I will promise to stop my blaspheming. I will stop referring to your people, whom you created in your likeness, with all the nastiest names I can think of. I promise I will try and take on some Jesus like humility and I will stop writing and publishing all over the internet about how much better and superior I am than everyone else. I will stop pretending that being a Christian gives me the right to celebrate the shooting and bombing of innocent women and children. Please forgive me"
Ricardovitz 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Atheists are ignorant tools of the Devil. They do the Devil's work by evangelically trying to get others to believe there is no Devil....

When no one believes in the Devil, it's much easier for Satan to corrupt with pure evil. Last thing Satan wants is for you to know the torment and hell that is waiting for you when you follow in his footsteps.
Resigned to my pointless death 19 years ago REBECA PETERS - RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CASTRATION OF AUSTRALIA
Many lesbians wander the world looking for their stolen parts. Males must be to blame for the mysterious loss of female penile equality. Those guns are long and hard...
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Oooh ooh the devil! By the way athiests don't believe in the devil either. So go away little girly boy who like to make poo poo on his other girly boy friends.
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Well you're definitely not a christian then. Whatever you got I don't want. I think you got it alright. Up the arse quite a few times didn't you? Problem by your local priest too.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
You are nothing more than tools of the Devil. Your evil angel will take care of you soon enough. Ain't noth'n for me to do. You either get it or you don't......for now. But, you will get it some day. Oh, yessiree, you certainly will.
A. Theist 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Thank God for that then! I won't bother reading it anymore. Christians seem to be nothing but a bunch of war mongers anyway.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
But, I certainly can understand how that will be your crowining achievement in life. That's what you people are all about - bragging about who or what you "fucked". Funny thing is, I don't think that "white chick" is bragg'n about who she "fucked".

Hell, there's even women who fornicate with dogs, horses, etc. Most likely the the one who fornicated with you, done fornicated with all sorts of nasty things first.

About the Bible. It is clear, you just don't understand what it is saying. No athiest understands the Bible, 'cause you need to understand that there is a God before you can reconcile meaning from the Bible. The Bible weren't meant for some dumb atheist to sit and cipher about.
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Can read the Bible clearly. It's a self contradictory mess.
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
I'm a n*g*e* and I fucked a white chick.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Clearly, if you read your bible, you will know that the Lord favors the color white over the color black. So, why would he create his Son in the immage of something "black" - which would certainly not please him.

Furthermore, Mary was white. There weren't no blacks for thousands of miles in that area of the World back then. They were still swinging from vines in Middle Africa. Even the Ancient Egyptians who were darker skinned whites, depicted the peoples to the east of them as fair-skinned whites. Those living way to the south of the Egyptians, as can be seen on Pyrimad paintings, were black as Anubus, their death dog.
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
The Grays get it. The other's don't.
Nigger Jesus 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Jesus was a black man.

Now all the whitey's and Klan members bow down to him and pray.

Wierd shit. Even the aliens don't get it.



Chato 19 years ago COSMOSIS
All objective life is a dream. Only Parabrahman always IS.





















Walking Head 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Where we all came from. Where we all go to. Unless we didn't, or unless don't. Maybe...
Kukulcan 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Me wearing your skin will help your looks a lot. Don't worry your white man stink will hide my scent completely.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
But watcha gonna do about that God-awful smell you folks have? And, you still ain't addressed that puney brain size problem.
Unregistered 19 years ago COSMOSIS
If you're over 30 you're part of the problem.
Kukulcan 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
How about I just cut off your skin and wear it? Then I'll look just like you?
Ricardovitz 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
That won't help none with your inferior brain size and squat, wide features, but it's a start to the end of the ugliness that constantly hurts my eyes.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago COSMOSIS
There is One God, and proof of our Lord is in your very existance.

There are Aliens. Excluding the common Mexican kind of aliens, there ain't no question that there is life on other planets. That makes them Aliens in my Universe. Now, I ain't say'n that none of them ever made a trip to this here planet. I'm a just sayin they exist. And, since this Universe was given to us God Fearing Folks, by the Lord himself, that makes everything else Alien.
Herr Fucknuckle 19 years ago COSMOSIS
But dont worry his mum is alive.

And her legs are open....
Freddy 19 years ago COSMOSIS
Are you sure?
Unregistered 19 years ago COSMOSIS
There never was a god to begin with. Something like a god.....
Freddy 19 years ago COSMOSIS
god is dead, baby
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
The question is do you? and what are you gonna do about it whitey?
Mr_Beatitude 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Aliens of the very small size are really much more powerful than the larger variation.

Using a similar modus operandi as the parasite responsible for toxoplasmosis the intruders can orchestrate the behaviour of their host much like a conductor conducts an orchestra.

The question is:
Are you infected, and, if you are, do you trust these foreign invaders from afar to guide you in a way that is beneficial to the evolution of your organism?
Kryptograph 19 years ago Content: 2038
welll...its actually: the same album
Unregistered 19 years ago Content: 2038
And also

"20 Songs to Twang Your Phat Willy To"
Kryptograph 19 years ago Content: 2038
No but they do have:

"Top 20 Buddhist Monk dance numbers from the Maitri Vihar Monastery"
Ah Xoc Kin 19 years ago Content: 2038
Do they have the: Mayan top 40?
Unregistered 19 years ago Content: 2038
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Kryptograph 19 years ago Content: 2038
Dont any of you bastards listen to music?

Please share the love - or else our radio station will be deleted. (We need at least one more purveyor of music to join. Your favourite songs will then be beamed to all other Xenox News participators & masturbators
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Where does this highway go to?
Peter 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
They are not houses. They are space travel preparation laboratories.

Next flight out departing soon, stopping all stations to never never land.
Confused Pizza Head 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
She is not my beautiful wife! Where is my beautiful pizza? This is not my beautiful country! (where is this leading?)
Unregistered 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
This is not my beautiful house!
Pizza Slut 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
No. You have to get away.
Curious Pilgrim 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Do you take a train to get to Chickenpizza?
Can you get take-away?
Ricardovitz 19 years ago MORE FIREWORKS AND FOOTBALL!! GREAT!
would pay $8 for tomatos and a heap of greens.

Specially when you can git meat cheaper! You're country is overrun with these ugly gray Kangaroos that could be harvested into delicious meat, but you dumb vegitarians probably couldn't figure out how to harvest one.

Here's a lesson for you:

1. Get a gun and shoot a Kangaroo. If'n you can't get a gun, just run the damn thing over. But, if you are one of those really stupid vegans who don't even own a truck, then you will have to buddy up with one of your wild aborigionees and get them to learn you how to hunt them. It'll only take 4 hungry vegans to team up like wild dogs to get you one.

2. If you can catch a gray Kangaroo alive, and if it's a male, then castrate it by tying some twine around it's nuts. Pen it up for a few weeks and feed it corn, starchy grain and molasses. If it's a female, do the same thing - well except strangulating its nuts.

3. Slaughter time: string the Kangaroo up alive by the hind legs from a tree. Get two large buckets. put the first bucket under the head and slice the head off, draining the blood into the bucket (save this for some blood puding). Then gut the animal by slicing it along it's abdomon to its rib cage, and reach in and take the guts out. Skin it with a good sharp skinning kife - save the hyde for tanning

4. Butcher the meet by first sawing the limbs off at the joints and then the meet off of the bones.

5. Freeze the meat immediately.

6. Grind up the organs and make sausage out by stuffing it into the small intestines.

7. Pickle the feet and give the head of the animal to your aboriginee friend for showing you how to hunt - all darkies like eating these body parts.

8. Grind the meat or make steaks, flavor to your liking and throw it on the grill.

Damn! I just save the life of a tomato-eating hippy! I'm not sure if I should be shot for that, or become an eagle scout.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago AKAB DZIB
Just a tourist trap. A bunch of rocks one atop of another placed there by a bunch of midget canibals who were the ancestors of present day Mexicans. While Europeans were studying the stars, begining the industrial age, learning how to make things from iron, and developing a sophisticated scientific culture; these dumb, squat injuns were making big old rock piles. Even those dead-dog worshiping, sunbaked, desert-coon Egyptians figured out how to make rock piles almost 3,000 years before the low-witted mexican injuns did.

Only a drug-guzzling, smoked-up, nose-candy addict hippy would think there was something to see in an old injun rock pile.
Unregistered 19 years ago THERE IS HOPE...
Yeah, the Captain's right. Johnny is not calling an election yet cos he feels he can wear Rudd down over the next few weeks and get infront. This is so childish and its like a bad dream. That;s the reason we are told but the real reason is probably more sinister than that. I would think there will be a terrorist attack/scare soon and he (and Bush) will call off the elections and put it forward until there is social order etc... once more and then they can take the credit for restoring the order. Thats my prediction. I hope I'm wrong though but it seems awfully late to call an election now and I suspect something is brewing that we are not being told about.
Chato 19 years ago THERE IS HOPE...
Hang on a bit! I'll get non-core John, Petey and the boys, and we can have a suicide party!
The cabbage and cauliflower is almost ready for picking.
Anytime soon oil will be down to US $18 a barrel like Zionist Rupert the jew promised way back when the Coalition of the Wicked invaded Iraq for the cheap oil and as a favour for Israel - but I wasn't supposed to mention that.
YUGO 19 years ago Content: 2038
I put it in the main menu as a pop up...

 

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