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I want to put electrodes into the caps of these "religious" loonies.
It might put the power bill up - but worth it! Smoke the Pope, and stew a jew.

Picky, could we also shoot them on SIGHT?

Y'all need to support me so I can save you from your guberment. Here's how you can help me:

1. Buy me a plane ticket to Australia and support me becoming an Australian citizen.

2. I would promptly register as a member of your Shooter's Party.

3. Then give me money to run as a candidate for Prime Minister on the Shooter Party's ticket.

Here's what I will do for you:

1. I promise to kick John Howard's gun-banning ass (or "arse, if'n when you get me over to Australia)

2. I will insure that All Australians (unless incarcerated) would be able to purchase any knives, swords, guns, machineguns, ammo, etc. that they can afford to purchase. Incarcerated criminals would be gassed to death to save taxpayer money, and you wouldn't have to worry about grubby criminals getting their hands on weapons and going nuts.

3. I'd enact laws that would let the good citizens of Australia shoot theives, rapists, murders, burglars on site, if caught committing a crime. In fact, I'd start a social program that rewards people for shooting criminals caught in the act of committing a crime - $1,000 stipend. Saves the good taxpayers money in the long run.

Hi Ron

And good on you for standing up with your beliefs and doing something about it.

XenoX News will absolutely support you in your endeavour, and, as acting treasurer I am willing to kick into our bank account and make a generous offer of all of, lets see, how much have we got in there...I see...well...On behalf of the XenoX News Summit Committee we are happy to donate a non refundable charitable bequest to your campaign of...um...20 cents...well...dont scoff, that will be the largest donation we have ever made....and -- well...um ....its all we have in the bank....damn tight arse subscribers...where are the fricken donations you misers! Send good whiskey, cigars and money to PO BOX 666 Darwin NT Australia before we go absolutely fuckawilly

I am Pegasus

Definitely degenerate!

I'm only dancing!

In Australia we look straight into the cruel centre of non-core John's date.
If you want to study dark matter or black holes, there is no better place than Australia.

Comments should work unless you put in links to other sites etc...
Then it wont be published until checked by moderator.

I would like to add to the advert the thing that Chato said which we never hear about in the media:

"Household Debt in Australia has reached over one trillion dollars, equal to more than 160% of average annual household income!"

yeah? Like what? If most of the contributers to my project have no objection to it, I will. I am only wanting to do this cos I think it's a good idea and will help educate people. Any remarks supporting Liberal Party or telling me how bad Labor is don't make any difference to me. It's not a personal thing, mate. Purely a co-operative effort for a cause bigger than any one individual. Anyway, I have enough evidence of support from most people on Xenox from the barrage of vilification aimed at JH over the years, to feel comfortable with discussing my project here.

You have the general text of the advert now. Any questions? Who's in? email me offline if you want to discuss anything by clicking on my username.
I am willing to contribute $300 or so of my own money.

Why does posting comments on this site not always work?

Hey Ron

Maybe you could include a few Peter Garrett quotes as well rom around the same period?

It seems like the Anarchists are adding more and more rules every day. Before you know it, they will be wear'in blue ties, white shirts, black suits, lizard shoes and kangaroo skin briefcases.

Test

Basically, I would use the following lies from the link I posted in my initial post.

Lies numbers: 1, 7, 10, 16, 17, 18, 19, 23, 24, 25, 28, 29, 31, 32 & 34. I am open to suggestions from contributers as to increasing the number or cutting some out.

Followed by the following text:

"Truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never disposable in national political life."
John Howard
ABC Radio "AM", 25 August 1995

Lies about the lies

When confronted by this record of lies, Mr Howard ducks, dodges, and diverts attention.
He resorts to his dense, lawyerly language.
He reaches for the books to find an exception, a technicality, or a qualification that can get him off the hook.

I will mention how the average taxpayer is now paying $10,300 more in tax than when he was elected.

About his promise to keep interest rates down versus the 5 rate rises. The AWB scandal, taxpayer funded political ads, new interest/action in Aboriginal affairs and climate change, money flowing into Aust from resources boom versus how it appears he and Peter Costello are the creators of this money and privacy concerns with the new identity card.

I hope that answers your question Yugo.

Post the ad here Ron so we can see what our money would buy. I for one despise smearing an opponent as a strategy. Let's hear a solution! Surely you're not suggesting we help you point the finger of blame while criticising us for pointing the finger? I don't think any party can offer a solution because none of the political parties in this country control the Australian economy. Can we do one one that bags both Labor and the Libs and suggests we give somebody else a go?

P.S. What's cheaper shit or krud? Which is more nutritious?

The same dickheads. There you have it in a nutshell.

Eating shit or eating krudd. There will not be much difference. Both guaranteed to lead to nausea and leave a very bad taste in your mouth.

Enjoy.

Fucktupville the question is why should we elect the same dickheads who created this problem.

A couple of people have posted about how bad or not good Labor is.
Thats not the issue here. Its just part of politics that dishonesty and branchstacking and other ugly stuff will happen but to post on here about how bad Labor is, is not relevent because I am posting to raise money to help get the person out of office that you people on this forum talk about and have made the target of your vilification for years, so fuckin-well get focused or fuck off.

Either you want to help put an ad in as I have suggested or you can stop complaining and eat shit for the next few years.

And the pack of filthy lying branch stacker deal driven ALP leaders will fix this problem how?

It may be old news Chato but I read a lot of stuff on the web and papers and I have never seen this comprehensive list with references of times and places. I think that not many people have in reality and there's nothing wrong with reminding them if they have esp that it is in a form that is easy to digest for the masses who need things in digestable portions these days.

I think only good can come of it at this time. I dont see why there would be any resistance to the idea from people who would like to see Howard out of office. I am going to make enquiries about advert costs.

I am serious about this. If JH gets in again, I will most probably leave Australia. Havent thought about where but who cares?

Yeh, please give us the honest Labor Party so we can all feel as if we aren't getting ripped off.

Let's pretend that branch stacking is not rife in the labor party. Lets pretend that Poker Machine deals, property development deals, ethnic branch stack rewards, deal after deal after deal after deal are not being done. Illegal deals that are having a detrimental effect on communities in every state across the nation.

Fiscal and 'other' rewards for branchstackers across the country - and the ALP leaders will not speak a word about the problem...just ask John Cain or other ex-Labor people about how rife the problem is.

The FACT is that you cannot rise up in the Labor Party unless you sell your soul in many various and extreme (and often illegal) ways) to the branchstackers...

No deal - no vote.

Labor Party membership at an all time low. Many members only exist on paper. This has been documented in daily newspapers - however the State Leaders and federal MPs do nothing about it - other than hand out the perks or close a blind eye -

That is the party that is the favourite for coming into power next.

The slimey and corrupt branchstackers will rule all states as well as the nation.

Politics in Australia is as filthy as it has ever been, and operating much like a corrupt regime in some third world country is the ALP.

Welcome to COMPLETLY FUCKED UP AUSTRALIA.

The two fucked up party preferred system.

Since 1992, Australian household debt has increased at an average annual rate of 14 percent, compared with average growth of 6 percent in disposable incomes. This has driven the ratio of debt to annual disposable income beyond 160 percent, one of the highest in the world.

Lists of non-core John's lies have been posted on the Internet in various places for years. The list just keeps growing - just like Australian Household debt.
Never underestimate the corruption of the Oz dullard public. A full fascist government is very dear to their evil, black little hearts.

Yugo, I could send you a pic of the PM - the scrotum of our nation. Would that do?

Can you post a picture of your scrotum please FlimFlamMan?

I mean Labor

Labour never lies of course....

Who cares what he calls himself when he flashes some of your own money in your face as an inducement to remain stupid.

That scrotum looks weird!

Election Odds update

Michael Eskander has ALP shortening to $1.45

Liberal/Coalition - $2.90

Albert please consider that this is an image of a body in motion. Said fleshy appendages are conserving angular momentum as the model's head is in the process of moving downwards quite rapidly. Shortly after this photo was taken the arse shine was eclipsed by the testicles. A rare astronomical event!

Our attention is now drawn to the phenomenon of fleshy pendular masses being suspended against gravity by space-time distortions. A nearby new star has been ignited despite its proximity to a Howard-Costello black hole.

Shaking that arse....

Howard isn't man enough to lick Saddam's boots.

I remember the dignity that Saddam expressed when he allowed himself to be lynched.
I wonder if chickenshit Johnny can pretend to be a man and take his political lumps.
Or will he shift blame onto the innocent and helpless to the very end of his ignoble career?

Yugo! You stop that right now! You hear? I won't have you bringing the finest politicians that money can buy into disrepute.

Long may the sun shine from his arse.

Cosmosis thing, thanks for the tip! I found the link that connects me with non-core John, and I cut it with astral bolt-cutters. I'm going after John's tiny, desiccated little nuts next, with an astral steaknife. Gordian Knot - here I come!

Yeah, why not help the length-challenged? I would not push my luck with the old bastard, however. Check-out his rotten record in the Old Testament. You could wind-up with a tiny button for your trouble.

Dear Creator,

I have aproblem. You see you made my peepee too weewee.

So can you extend it. Say, about 6 inches?

Cheers
Herr Fuckbuckle

Yugo, I've got you marked down for special attention. I am a jealous and sulky old bastard sometimes.

talking to yourself.

You are all insectoids or robopaths, and you are individually and collectively doomed. You are sometimes good for a cheap laugh though. Don't expect me to respond to your insipid crawling and grovelling.

Intelligence ain't necessarily the same as "evolved", now is it.

Perhaps you are right - the more evolved species live in harmony with their environment; and rather than controling the environment to suit their needs, the environment determines how they eat, live, procreate and sleep.

I, like you, believe that we are more intelligent and perhaps "overly-evolved" for our environment. But, how can this be unless there has been some devine intervention and a master plan whereby the Creator has some purpose for us that requires us to continually grow our intelligence as a species. Even if this means that as we grow in intelligence, we are less manipulated by our environment.