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And you must be crap at them.

based on hormones. Just don't try to rape them, then you won't get shot.

Wow, you must be good at cryptic crosswords.

Poldy, did you mean "throw" (her in the water)

The Girl From Ipanema?

Ricky, I believe Benway is flat-out on contract work for the Liberal Party trying to keep the old bio-mechanoid Johnny running. The crazy old John seems to be having spasms, and there are all sorts of bugs in the software.

No way! To receive any benefits from your owner would be to interfere with the smooth functioning of the free market.

Do I get free dental with that?

Do the Shooter's Party have any policies or proposed controls on women carrying firearms during their pre-menstrual cycle, or will it be open slather?

has been shipped off to Iraq to do some brainal cutting on them Iraniaqs to git us some good intelligence on what they's up to. Can any of y'all anarchists verify this for me?

Work for your wage, or die. America don't need to import darkies from Africa any more - we got chink and mexican slaves. We don't call it "SLAVERY" no more. We changed the name to "FREE TRADE".

I reckon you don't rightly know about none of us, do you. The name sure shounds Jooban, don't it?

Two fair dinkum blokes that will stand up for yer rights are:

Robert Low and Michael T Hudson of the Shooter's party. Here is what they support:

1. FIREARMS

The Party asserts the right of the law-abiding citizen to own and use firearms for hunting, self-defensem, recreational purposes, and collecting. There should be no restrictions on the type of gun or ammunition capacity for law abiding citizens of Australia.

2. SELF-DEFENCE

The party supports and will promote the right of individuals, particularly women and other vulnerable people, to carry lethal or non-lethal means of personal self-defence such as mace if firearms are not an option.

3. HUNTING

The Party supports and will promote all forms of legitimate recreational hunting, including fishing.

4. RIGHTS OF ACCESS

The Party supports the right of responsible 4WD drivers to have permit-free use of appropriate beaches for recreational purposes. The Party supports free access to National parks and State Forests to all present users, including 4WD users and horse-riders, and that areas be available to shooters to take authorised game. The Party’s elected members will actively pursue legalisation of hunting of non-indigenous animal species on public lands of NSW.

5. LAW AND ORDER

The Party asserts the right of the law-abiding citizen to protect self, family and property, and to use such force as is necessary to that end.

The Party will work to establish laws directed at reduction of crime, through punishment of the criminal, and to identify and repeal laws which are unfair, repressive or unworkable.

Custodial parents should be held responsible for the criminal actions of their minor children. Juveniles convicted of heinous crimes should be named publicly in court cases.

6. VIOLENCE

The Party opposes undue emphasis on violence in television, films and video. While recognising the right of individuals to watch what they choose, the Party believes the level of emphasis on violence in visual material is linked to increased violence in the community.

7. INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS

The Party accepts that the advancement and development of the individual are paramount, and that no law should restrict or hinder those rights, unless the exercise of those rights directly interferes with the rights of others.

8. INTERVENTIONIST GOVERNMENT

The Party asserts that Government is the servant of the people. The Party is opposed to interventionist government. The Party’s policy is that any law which has no demonstrable benefit should be repealed.

9. CONSERVATION AND ENVIRONMENT

Environmental laws should be framed with regard to the greater good and not to placate a minority pressure viewpoint. All law preserving the environment should recognise the need for compromise between responsible usage and development, and preservation for future generations.

10. RURAL DEVELOPMENT

The State Government should be required to issue a Community Impact Statement before substantially altering the level of its commitment and involvement in rural areas.

The same fools who think inflation is managed by wage control will vote for the crazy old non-core loon.

Have you been implanted yet? They assure me it is the path to freedom from the earth.

And I have not looked back!

My life is one big erection.

I wonder what Mr Ricardovitz does for a living? And is he really a Cuban Jew?

Just continue to "mate" with likeminded Aussies to safeguard your endangered species

I have never undersood this strange Aussie obsession with everyon being the mate of everyone else. I thought polygomy was illegal?

What tune does Johnny croon while screwing us stupid?

I would be really worried if I thought the Prime Rodent wasn't safe. His safety, vainglory, and comfort is what we are all working or fighting for. Isn't it?

That's easy: Crack a Darwin stubbie.

Reminds me I remember shagging to that Brian Eno tune Babies on Fire. - Babies on fire - better through her in the water - look at her laughing - like a heifer to the slaughter.

Very romantic.

Rootin tootin....

Having said that, how about "Ventilator Blues", could be ok.

what about "I am the walrus"!

Interesting subject, but also quite challenging as a male's musical taste will probably be quite different than the females in this situation.

The challenge further compounded or relaxed by the fact that the choice in music would probably become completly irrelevant as the event approaches.

One might even totally ignore music during this type of activity or proclivity even if one's most hated song was playing at a loud volume.

Its a non issue, everything is ok, because they were all 'mates'.

Using the bravery and sacrifice of an Aussie digger to score your cheap political points. Typical lazy latte sipping leftie.

If it wasn't for the likes of our brave soldiers you would be bending over to Mecca 5 times a day.

Digger,
Cranbourne

So put another dime in the juke box baby!

and stop paying people for nothin.

You bunch of nimrodic lemmings just keep on payin lazy good for nothing old people, poor people, black people, dumb people - hell, just about any screwed-up people for DOING NOTHING!!!!

WWDD? (What Would Darwin Do?)

Ayrab clerks, Jooish robies, Boodist monkies, I reckon you are getting your "facts" from one of them sources as well.

Since you ain't never talked to Mr. Dali Lama or his mammy, you don't know nothin neither!

Mr. Hillbilly,
Looks like you get all your "facts" from those Hollywood flicks. Ergo, I'm not surprised of your ignorance.

aint a pensioner. He's still working, collecting his pay with the worst of them.

Ya cain't fire a pensioner. And, since he's working for you, and if you claim to be in a free country (regardless of what I think), THEN FIRE HIM!!!!

Digger, you are right! Johnny is just as deeply afflicted with dementia as the oldest and rattiest pensioner. The retarded Oz public could not care less.

PM Howard has been the best friend pensioners have had. Unlike that fraud Rudd, he knows how they feel.

Digger,
Cranbourne

What are your favourite root tunes?

I know for a fact that HM is a kind of aryan blonde hard core evolutionist.

He dont take shite from next to nobody and his credentials in the area are quite thorough.

So things aren't always as clear as they mightn't seem.

Man goes to the Amazon, on his return home he gives his distraught wife a Cock Sucking Frog. "What the fuck am I expected to do with that!" she exclaims. "Teach it to cook, then Fuck Off" was his reply.

It's clear that there are a bunch of forigners yapping away on this board. Forigners always say things that don't make no sense at all. Sort of has a "slantyed" twant to it.

Harry Mann, you are so full of empty assertions and certainties that I will put you at the bottom of my list of qualified authorities - right with John Howard and Peter Costello. I feel that I am missing nothing by taking this approach. If you feel offended by this - who cares? You have insufficient substance to offend me at least.

I don't come down so quick from a really good rocking tune sir.

Your record player needs some oil, 'cause it ain't playin them records fast enough if it's tak'n 10 minutes to get through a song.

Either that, or you'r listining to Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd ain't Rock 'n Roll, and besides, he was a queer.

I have obviously struck a raw nerve with all the religous nutters out there.

There is no difference between the Dalai Lama, Mother Teresa, Osama Bin Laden, Pope John Paul II, and any other religous 'leader'. They are all full of superstitious nonsense that has no role in public discourse in the 21st century. Give up on your Dalai Lama and his anti-rational thought : any idiot could do his job. His only qualification is that as a child he picked up one toy before another. It is ridiculous to even consider him a world leader.

HARRY MANN

Forever?

Heart Sutra
Parabrahman

OK, why doesn't that make me feel any better? Does this Harry Mann guy (hairy man, please!) know Mel Gibsons' dad? Really, the Australian obsession with rednecks is fascinating. I blame the Irish. They breed like fleas you know! Long live His Holiness the Dalai Lama, he put it to bush as best he could!