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Does anyone know a good one?

Or do you eat it raw like sushi?

crebupple

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LONG LIVE THE PERSISTENCE

I would like to create the new Jerusalem in Cranbourne. We should all move from Caulfield to there and build a new temple. Joe can you give us a quote on building a replica of Solomon's temple. Seeing it is a holy place a discount would be nice and if you convert and build it for free you will surely have a place in Paradise with unlimited highspeed internet access and all the porn you can drink.

May you find peace wherever you are and never hear the vile words of the ignorant souls found on this website.

You lefties hate Australia.

Steve Irwin was a proud symbol of our country but you hate him
because he got on with our Leader PM Howard. Go and live in Iran!

Digger

Cranbourne

well i for one am not a bit sorry to hear of SquirminVerminIrwin's demise. the bloke was a complete tosspot. anyone who cosies up alongside the vile PM Hogturd must pay the ultimate price eventually.

trouser snake.

Does that make me a target of PM Hogturd???

I revkon "the Jews" - at least those extremist orthodox rabbi types that have Israeli politics in a death grip - WANT a total conflagration, just like those mad Yank tourists struck stupid with Jerusalem Syndrome.

Credit should also be given to the editor and key founders for holding out against the Murdoch take-over bid.

nO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS?

Our lies are more truthful than thiers.

Joos? There's too few true Joos for you in Israel.
The Lord of the Joos has the sacred name of J.W.H.

If this is true I hope they have a apprehended order on him.

Who knows, he could rise out of the grave and phone Osama!

Now he is having a go at the Jews!
Leave the Jews alone.

Good on yer Digger. Cheer up mate, Cranbourne is still marginally better than that festering pig-sty called Israel.

Cranbounre is a shit hole. I should know. I build ugly new housing estates for mugs like you there!

Oh Mr (or is it Dr?) Chato, your hatred of the godblessed land of Australia is truly astounding.

I look out over my backyard here in Cranbourne and see heaven. And guess what? That's what the majority out here in the real Australia see too. And they know it is because of our great leader PM Howard that Australia is the envy of the world.

Now Mr/Dr/Rev Chato if you don't like it here there is a place you can go to. A place where I'm sure they will welcome your form of dissent.

Iran.

So buzz off over there will you.

Digger
Cranbourne

The utter impunity with which the Israelis have acted - and continue to act - is deplorable and indefensible. A war crime is a war crime is a war crime. Comparing crude Hezbollah rocket launchers to the U.S. sponsored onslaught of the Israeli army is obscene. Why is the world allowing this to go on?

Congrats Xenoxnews! I enjoy reading the comments posted by Chato and others who think like him. Yeah, I hope you're around for another 5 year term.
LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE

I remember reading about Anita Bryant in the 70s.

It was in Mad magazine.

Praise God for Oranges and Anita Bryant. The lady was way ahead of her time. A true prophet.

I could eat me an orange right now...

Jolly good show! May XenoxNews thrive for another five.

ricardo vitz has spent some time trying to label and libel chato, as an illiberal sort of chap, mightly impressed by this attack and yet it is as if water off a ducks back, chato is vitriol, the waters of fire, there is nothing that will put this raging fire out, vitz's attempts to water down the blazing inferno will only add fuel to the fire, for further attacks against all and sundry, with the exception of chato of course, we survive by the skin of our teeth, and chato wants to remind us just how thin the skin of our teeth is

Forget the troubles of this world and the next. Come sailing with me and my Pirate friends - soon on XenoxNews.

Christ! It gets worse! I heard Kim - can anybody make him just shut-up?

Georgie boy, the pink is very nice, and I'm sure you are a lovely boy. There must be a nice lady somewhere to give you some mothering.
You must realize by now that men really DO want to hurt you!

Someone is hung up BIG on homophiliacs!

On the crack pipe again?

Separation penetrates the disappearing person like a pigment and steeps him in gentle radiance.

Rick, take a valium, for godsake!

Ricky my lad, you and I both know it's not like that. Hard work? Surely you jest! No, it's all about the Dark Lord.
Ask little Johnny about his connection with the dark forces, ask him about what they do with new-born babies.
You spin a good yarn Ricky, shame there just ain't no truth in it.

It is true. Reality is awful.

That's why I use drugs.

Chato thinks the USA is a doomed shithole. Chato thinks Australia is a doomed shithole. Where is it that Chato would like to live? What people are "his" kind of people? We all know that in society there are "winners" and "losers". Winners tend to be conservative, because they are quite successful and want to keep the status quo. Losers tend to be ultra-liberal to anarchist. Why? Well, because they are poor, lazy, struggling, anti-social, runts that can't make a go of it without begging off of "the system". But, for arguments sake, lets say that USA or Australian society and government completely broke down, for whatever reason. What would happen? Would Chato and a few other anti-socials take over? I hate to inform you, but the answer is NO!. The same people who control the wealth in one government will control the wealth in another. Most people got wealthy by taking calculated risks, hard work, brains and a little luck (none of which Chato can demonstrate he has). once people attain wealth, they take a shit-load of measures to make sure that they won't lose all of it, even if the government fails. What has Chato done to make sure he will be a "top" when anarchy topples the current regime?1) stockpile automatic and semi-automatic guns and hoards of ammo? 2) have secret stashes of foreign currency, gold, platinum, palladium, silver, diamonds? 3) stockpile hard liquor, cigarettes, and medications? 4) buy some land and a cabin in a "safe" undisclosed location? Noooooo. Chato probably lives in a rat-infested appartment in an area not much different than New Orleans. Most likely when disaster hits, he will either be quickly killed or find himself living in the equivilent of a government sess-pool like the SuperDome, until he gets caught robbing the hotdog street vendor, or someone gives him a handout to upgrade to a rented single-wide trailor. Old Ricardovitz, on the other hand, will just go to wherever the disaster isn't, sit back and drink mint julips, while guarding his plantation with stratigically located firearms. "Oh, lookey over 'yander I see Chato wearing a black shirt with a big red "A" on it 'proachin my property" FIRE, BOYS.... FIRE LIKE YOU SEEN GENERAL GRANT HIMSELF!!!!! Even if he ain't no Grant, 'least it'll be good target practice.

As we know USA stands for Uncle Suck Arse. And we know who that is. The Yoo-Ess-Ay is destroying itself, and needs no extra help.
The shame of it all is that Oz has fallen under the control of the unflushable turd, and is also a doomed shithole.

Finaly, another country, besides the USofA that has the fortitude to stand up to the iranian sand-coon, burka worshipers. Now that I am thinking about it, how come no one has ever done a cartoon showing arab females wearing: - tight wet burka - burka with two tittie holes cut out - burka with "easy access" holes toward the middle with the one in the rear in arabic "for homosexual men, use anal entry" and one in front in english saying "gimmee some goo jew!" - pig-skin burka - burka with a scarlet "A" - bruka that says "gang rape me, my genetics need some up-grading".

I have it on good authority that "Janet" is actually a she-male.

So if I spend all night playing with my old chap I can get a gig at the Institute for Pubic Affairs?

I mean they let people like Janet Albrechtstein in; and all she does is twang her twat all day long.

if no-one votes for the repulsive scumsuckers they don't get re-elected.
BOYCOTT THE VOTE!

oh man Chato, that is soooo good! luv ya work Sunshine. You've got my vote if ye wants eet.

I see little difference between the reckless violence of "terrorists" and the even greater, even more catastrophic violence of the Americon "coalition of the willing" in Iraq and Israel in Gaza, West Banks, Lebanon, etc etc etc... Where are the "good guys" in these conflicts?

Sadly, Oz voters have nobody left to vote for! Time to go bush, folks!

Yes, without brains - but searching, searching...

Ruled by madmen and fanatics, this country finances 90% of world terrorism?

Lying to the UN and breaking International Nuclear Law?

You're clearly referring to the Bush Regime!

The new invincible Oz turd-for-brains SUPER-DULLARD will soon sweep all before its dull fury!
Ably led by the plucky little John Hogturd, of course.

To kill a zombie you must destroy its brain. Ah, but there's the paradox: none of Jerk Howart's gaggle of geese has a brain!

Rick, you obviously have al the answers. i suggest you head for Baghdad and try kicking some "ass" over there... I'm sure you'll be made very, very welcome.

Point sadly taken, Lordy.

Actually Chato I think that cartoon is the wrong way around. The great unwashed Ozzie public are in fact the urinal that our 70 year old PM and his Liberal mates piss into every day.