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May I remind you that it was the U.S. that introduced terrorists into Iraq. Indeed, the criminal Bush administration, and U.S. and C.O.W. forces, are guilty of not only of promoting terrorism but also of conducting terrorism. Globally.

Winning hearts, and winning minds!

fuck 'em.
They were all terrorists anyhow...

The Independent is reporting that the marines actually "rampaged through the town, throwing grenades and opening fire on families inside houses" and "shot and killed unarmed civilians in a taxi at the scene".

So much for fostering democracy in Iraq!

Agitprop - please give due credit to filthy
little Johnny. After all, he claims that he
is an indispensable part of their gang.

Next time, you WILL vote LIBERAL!

I said it before and I'll say it again these bastards are war criminals on par with Milosevic! Worse! They've done more damage than Milosevic. They should be hauled up before the International Criminal Court! The least that Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld can do for the cause of justice and democracy is drop dead in prison!

You and the rest of the XenoxNews readership....

Since seeing this photograph I have been unable to sleep all week.

Please remember that John W Hoax-hard PM's education policies disallow the use of schooling facilities to the lower orders and menials in his Darwinian, Orwellian world view. For him and his craven Tory lackeys, its is bliss to keep the poopulation ignorant.

It's just not fair! We are stuck up in the mountains with only each others arseholes for relief and look what the infidels get.

Abdul

ToraBora

This is the kind of fearless, unequivocal and objective reporting we sorely need in this pathetic, pussy-whipped (I mean, rodent-whipped!) country. Keep up the good work Xenox News. Australia needs you now more than ever!

Well, that should satisfy everyone, I reckon.

Who could?

Dont you repress my sexuality!

Green Haired Jim

If you shake hands with Green-Haired-Jim,
you had better wear a condom over your
whole body.

It's true!
There is nothing Chato would like more, than to
see Uncle Suckhole die for his chosen country -
The Gawd-fearing hypocritical USA.

Listen Mr Chato you mightn't like our brave PM, but the poor downtrodden of Timor love him!
Once again he is riding to their rescue by sending in the brave Aussie diggers who are the scourge of terrorists everywhere.

Digger

Cranbourne

Jim, I find your post extremely disturbing.

Now if she only had his beard...then I'd really have the horn!

Green Haired Jim

She looks like him. I couldn't bear the
thought of getting too close to my friend's
sister. She looked like her brother.
OK for the very twisted...

Mr Blues, I surmise that you are refering to the root of all evil?

WORLD CATASTROPHIC NUCLEAR CRAP ATTACK!
Wait for the 10% NST (NuclearStupidTax)

You filthy bastard! That was my idea!
(after only one bottle of cheap plonk)

It's the punishment people want.

Disregard all of that! Haven't you heard? The PM has received new instructions during his recent visit to the White House and there's a new wedge in town: "green and clean" nuclear energy!

Shh! Don't mention Chernobyl!

It seems "we" may need to re-invade Afghanistan to repel a resurgent Taliban. And this on top of a disintegrating Iraq and an imminent attack on Iran?

My reward is simple Mr Howard-Hater Chato; my house is worth 4 times as much now than it was when your favourite Keating was in power.
And by this Mr Howard has rewarded the backbone of Australia the hard-working, never complaining, fair dinkum, middle class Aussies of the suburbs.

Digger

Cranbourne

One thing Im sure of is that there is an international conspiracy that has Iran in it's sights.

I wonder: does Janet get jealous knowing her horrid homunculous hubby is tooting the Shrub's tube steak and sucking the Amerikkkan Caesar's hole?

70 year old PM Howard: "Iran=Nazi Germany"

Where have we heard this shit before?

Pat Riot, you're damn tootin: who needs Saddam "butchering and threatening his neighbourhood" when good ol' boy George W. Bogus and his fever-dreaming Ku Klux Klanners are doing such a first rate job!.

Pictures gentlemen, please.

Max Gross and Chato. Perhaps the two biggest terrorist-loving, American-hating, lefties out there. Them and that clapped out old hippie Michael Leunig. If you lot had your way Saddam would still be butchering and threatening his neighbourhood. And you can bet that now the time has come to stand up to the fanatical Mullahs of Tehran they will once again support a mad Islamofascist against their own people! It is an outrage that a terrorist supporting nation like Iran is even allowed to play international sport. It is only by standing up to these despotic dictators that they can be defeated. You can be rest assured that strong leaders like Aussie PM Howard will not bend in the face of Iranian blackmail. God Bless, Patriot

Dear Potrots

It's no loss if some soccer playing geese
get knocked-off, but we must protect
our little national treasure at any cost.

If a tourist so much as touches a
single hair on the head of our little
cheeky darling PM -
I WILL HOLD POTRAT RESPONSIBLE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If Patrot does not offer his body to
protect his repellent little hero, then
I will not take him seriously.

To stupid Oz tourists:-
Go tourism! Go world travel! Go get your
stupid fucking heads cut off!
Don't come back unless it's in buckets!

Wrong again, Pat Riot! Iran is currently being very loudly threatened by the most belligerent and dangerous terrorist cabal on earth: the Bush Regime!

In my version, God's a joker, and the 40 virgins
are really a bunch of clapped-out old hookers.

When the Chato Institute first noticed XenoxNews,
it seemed to be a very twisted publication.
(I could hardly believe my luck!) And it is still
full of incredibly strange creatures (who are the
hope of a lost and confused world!!?)

what about a porno version of the 9/11 film??

an orgy on the plane as it is about to crash..and maybe the scene when the terrorists get to heaven and guess what? There are 40 virgins waiting for them!!!

it would be sensational.

Bugger that fluff! I'm waiting for Spielberg's 9/11 blockbuster, starring... ???

Holy shit! (Or should that be Shi-ite!?), each corpse or maimed Iraqi is... A HISTORIC TURNING POINT!

A fascinating post, showing once again that Oz politics is both ridiculous and dangerous... a bit like - dare I say it! - Xenox News itself!

I looked at that pic - it all falls into place.
JOHN "PRETTY BOY" HOWARD is a materialization
of AHRIMAN in this fucked-up world!
Take the ugly head, stretch it a bit - there
he is - Ahriman, the cold, deadening force!

Yep lets start again. This time if there is any hint of resistance bomb the crap out of them.
And once we reach Baghdad lets put Chalabai in charge like we should have from the start.

A.Downer

It would be nice if the little goblin
finished his career of crime as a guest
of islamic radicals, at a holiday resort
in the wild Iraq desert.

Allah is great!

I'll take the rum. Me and Jesus are off to
get pissed! C'mon Jesus - drop that fucking
cross for Christ's sake! There's no saving
this bloody place...

Jesus says: "I know I ain't much but you can have me for free."

Pathetic aint he.

20 billion men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Apparently the two surviving Beaconsfield miners were singing Kenny Rogers songs when located by rescuers. THAT should have been reason enough to leave the buggers down there!

This guy is handing out gold-plated credit cards. Available to any one.
The world, you know, is little more than a haggard bitch with her drawers round her ankles.
We owe her nothing and she owes us her existence.

With these cards I'm buying the future, and I want it all.

Thanks Ahriman.


Love,
One more on the gangplank.