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Seems like our 70 year old PM wants to organise the Solomons Government as well as the one in Iraq.

Talk about "bringing democracy"; this guy is an out and out bullshit artist!

LordyLordyLordy

There are many forms of evil. Bryant was one. Bush is another. John Howard also another. We who hope to remain civilised must not allow these sick monsters to overwhelm us with their lies, delusions and aggression

I believe Mr Young is very correct when he says President Bush does not "own 9/11". Neither does Bush "own" patriotism. It is past time to reclaim the language and put these war criminals behind bars where they belong. I would like to see Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove, Rice and the rest of them locked up in Guantanamo Bay!

If I wanted to see pixalated porn I'd buy more DVDs from Japan.

That old fart changes his mind quicker than a whore changes undies.
Wasn't he pro-Bush after 9/11? Lets Roll anybody?? And now the war in Iraq isn't popular anymore so he wants to swing it the other way.

What a hypocrite!

It was so sly of you not to write the name 'Martin Bryant' and to also, not write the name 'Honourable John Howard Member of Parliment'. One name slaughtered 19 people. The other 250,000 iraqis. Who's the biggest criminal psycopath?

Misha, it's a mystery, but where's the Federal Labor party?

I can understand Johnny the Human Virus wanting to remain PM forever, but how come Bomber Beezlebub doesn't want to be Leader of the Opposition... or PM... or anything?

Well one mans meat is another womens poison...
We aint fair company at this rag it seems. Ive been banned from one place for daring to prick their balloon of compassion...
But then again I was pissed!

Keep up the good work Chato et al...

Ive got a pier to walk off.

Christ! What a filthy rag Xenox can be.
BTW, after JWH visited HRH, she gave
up the corgis.
Maggot didn't grow that lower lip by
sucking on iceblocks!

OK. I’ve got no video, but I can tell you what I saw.

Liza with a Z was at the end of the bed (a 4 poster), bent over like a jeweler with a 20 carat diamond. The object of her affection?

The Queens cunt.

The doors were closed and the servants all sent away. Slowly Liza’s tongue crept up Queen Liz's thigh. Her hands playfully toyed with the Royal nipples.

Got the picture?

Minnelli playfully swept over the monsveneris with her moist tongue, her fingers felt inside the top Windsor’s fanny for the G-spot.

Man this is all wrong!

The right royal clit stood to attention as Liza M stuck her fist in...there hasn't been moans like this in the palace since Lady Di had her Egyptian lover stick his cock up her arse. As Minnelli flicked the clit our Monarch rocked back and forth in a pleasure us hoi polloi can only dream of.

She owned half of England and now she was getting fucked by the cream of American culture. The half a g of coke they had both snorted certainly didn’t hurt either.

"You and me", said Liza M, "Fit so tight."

The climax, as they say, was an anti-climax...Phil the Greek stormed into the room and demanded his fair share. Our queen told him to get fucked and lay back exhausted, her majestic mission fulfilled.

"Liza", says our head of state, "can you do it again?"

Search for where the weed is then. And where is the most dope grown in the part of the world where Osama is hiding?

Iran.

Old Osama is living it up in Tehran, waiting for Iranian President Madmanahmed to make him an atom bomb.

Time to hit the Mad Mullahs and their terrorist friends before they hit us.

A.Bolt

The ultimate obsecenity of the Amerikkkan occupation of Iraq is that the US has caused more death and destruction over there in three years than Saddam Hussein managed to inflict during his entire reign!

Of course the Lying Rodent and his rabid menagerie KNEW about the bribes AWB were paying to Saddam to get Aussie wheat deals in Iraq, but they can no more speak the truth that George W Shrubbery can string three coherent words together. Sure, the Rodent privatised the Wheat Board soon after taking over the government in '96 but that sybiotic/parasitic relationship remained as close as ever. Book 'em and lock 'em up! The world is in the hands of zealots, lunatics and liars. BUT... the BFW is turning!

The latest evidence to be passed in to the AWB Wheat scam-bribery
investigation, according to the Sydney Morning Herd, is that high
ranking official government cables were sent from Britain and
Norway concerning bribes for contracts to supply in the food for
oil, right to the Prime Minister. So this can't be denied now, that
these cables weren't sent. It can be denied that he read them, or
that his staff read them, or they were actually received though.
As we know, here in Australia, anything can be denied. Anything
can be denied, and that's all that it takes to get you off the hook.
In any other country, J.W.Howarse would be hanging by a hook
and swinging from a pylon of Sydney Harbor Bridge, rotting on a
hook is what this animal deserves.

Well why the fuck not? We all know dumb ass Dubya snorted coke! Hey, is that what this fucken bullshit "war against terrorism" is all about? The pot smokers against the coke fiends? Hmm, all that opium growing in Afghanistan...

Yo Chato! Dont you know there's a fucken war on? Yeah right! A war propagated by the rabid rich against the struggling poor! Somone take a pick axe to that lying little ratbag lording it over our fucked parliament!

I have heard that the Bush (Planet of the Apes)
regime are secretly negotiating with Saddam to
have him take managing Iraq off their hands!

Ever penetrated the earth with your own nuclear warhead?
Y'know...
That thing in your pants.
I've done it, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. And, once I cleaned the pebble out of its eye, it still functioned perfectly.

Der Williekopf

Got any video footage of the two Lizzies at it?
Man I'd give my left leg for some of that action!
Talk about a right royal root!

Der Willikopf

Just remember if we did what you latte-sipping lefties wanted and not liberated Iraq, Saddam would be in charge still!

Digger

Cranbourne

Does anyone really believe the official story regarding Australia's first dead solder in Iraq? This fellow apparently was cleaning his pistol and "accidentally" shot himself in the head. And now he's a national hero. Too bad a coffin doesn't present much of a photo opportunity, otherwise our esteemed Prime Miniscule would be all over it like the disease-ridden insect he is.

Just as has the Israeli occupation of Palestinian land, one outcome of the U.S. occupation of Iraq is a guaranteed catalyst for more "terrorism". Then again, the activities of the Bush administration are nothing less than terrorist acts in themselves, are they not?

I have never understood this apparent obsession Australians have with the Gallipoli catastrophe. Having put the neutral Turks off-side by confiscating ships being built for them by Britain, that ambitious young fool Churchill then instigated one of the most horrific, incomptentant and pointless acts of mass slaughter in history. On Gallipoli, nothing was achieved but senseless agony and death. Is this madness really an event on which Australia wishes to pin its "birth" as a nation?

Can't really follow this.

Chato the toilet humor guy. If it ain't in the toilet, it ain't Chato.

I'm satisfied.

I heard on that TV show on Channel 9 that broadcasts what it thinks passes for "news" these days, that Her Mejesty has "served" the Commonwealth (what's left ot it, anyway)... Can someone please tell me what it is she actually DOES?

This nation needs an exorcism. Or do I mean enema?

Howard and Flint ARE lesbianese, and would be
overjoyed if they could share their bed with Liz.
(Is being being a cunt the same as having a cunt?)

I believe that Oz is led by a
Robust Nutless Arse Penetrator, and
has no need of the magnificent and safe
Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but it is morally treasonable to the American public" - Theodore Roosevelt

The deranged administration of US President George W Bush would have us believe - among its countless other lies - that the Nuclear Bunker Buster (aka Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator) is the neat and precise weapon of a civilised nation. For further edification, I invite Xenox News readers to peruse the following link:

http://www.ucsusa.org/global_security/nuclear_weapons/nuclear-bunker-buster-rnep-animation.html

Damn, yes, Iran, sorry.

Looks like one of thos Baghdad Bludgers was so bored or incompetent they got shot by accident. Can't wait to hear the 70 year old Aussie PM eulogise him on Tuesday.

Hear! Hear! Quite right - Baghdad Bludgers.
Good show old chap!
Show them a bit of cold steel, what?
Take along the jolly old toilet bucket and
show them what a John Howard is made of.

What are those limp dicked Diggers doing in Iraq anyhow?
They are doing sweet fuck all!
Have they killed one terrorist, just one?

They sit around all day scratching their arses in their bases, meanwhile us taxpayers are busting our guts supporting these lazy layabouts. They are just a bunch of dole bludgers in uniform.

When are they gunna get off their bums and go and get some bad guys? Its not like it would be hard to do in that country of madmen; just shoot a random person on the street in Baghdad. Odds are they'll be a terrorist.

How fucking hard could that be?

They are a disgrace to the Australian Army Uniform.

I call them the "Baghdad Bludgers"; do-nothings who want to be held in the same esteem as the original ANZACS.

What a fucking joke.

Tom Titmouse

Easy mistake to make. In fact George W Bush made the same mistake in 2003.

Did you mean Iran?

I agree with everything, except for the generations
part - time has run out for the human experiment.
There is much bigger shit up ahead, and little
leaping loonies like Howard, and gasbags like Beazley
have no capacities to face what is coming.
The typical Oz robopaths will fall to pieces when
there is nobody giving them orders and there is
no spectator sport available.

Say what you will, there's one absolute certainty if the Bush whackos (or their Israeli proxies) bomb Iraq: petrol at the pumps for $50 a litre!

Do those horns on MadmanAhmed imply he is a "horny" leader?
Maybe that/s his problem; not getting his end in enough.
A good root will solve most of your problems and thats probably what he needs.

That and a good spliff.

Phil "Pothead" Williams

If he frightens you, just send our
plucky little arse-sucking, parasitic,
P.M. (putrid malignancy) to appease him.

I thought I heard the smirking trasherer
saying that high prices and low wages
means prosperity for lucky people.
Every time you pay a bit more for petrol
it is like putting money in the bank.
If it's a problem I'm sure Uncle Suckhole
will not allow his people to suffer.

I read some rubbish that claimed the Ipod had saved the music industry. What a load of shit.
All it's done is saved the record companies.
Those bludgers should be bankrupt now that we can all share our own music for free with via internet.

God this little demon is so distasful, it makes me reel in disgust
just to think of him, let alone look at him on the media. It is so
ugly, this little bean of a mannikin man is so bloody disgracefully
ugly. As ugly inside as in, as out, as in, as out.

f22 raptor figher jets at 127 million dollars per plane.
That's how you run an economy. You spend $100,000,000 on
Indonesia after the tsunami, you then allow W.Papuans to
emigrate and you spoil the bribe. You then run around like
a headless chook pretending to be a Prime Minister of a 1st
World Nation, that has any kind of national pride.

Yes we can fight wars with billions of dollars worth of planes,
we can be just about as stupid as that.

Morons, bloody stupid as mud patty morons.

As long as it helps get wages down, and
house prices up, it's OK in Oz.

How do they do it? Easy. We are a nation of fools.

LordyLordyLordy

Those Mad Mullahs in Tehran are funding Hamas to slaughter children in Israel, the staunchest ally of democracy in the Middle East. That alone is reason enough to bomb them.

Raspberry Cordial

I'M WITH YOU PATRIOT. LETS BOMB IRAN AND KILL AS MANY AS THEM AS WE CAN BEFORE THEY KILL US. KILLING IS GOOD AND THE MORE WE KILL THE GREATER THE BLESSING WE WILL GET FROM GOD. BUT BEFORE WE KILL EVERYONE IN IRAN , LETS MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS DEAD IN IRAQ FIRST. GOD BLESS AMERICA. ALL HAIL OUR NEW FLAG ! ALL MY LOVE GEORGE BUCH