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Alex_Hydell 20 years ago It's official: the dead and the jobless
Howard is the most unscrupulous political "leader" Australia has ever seen - and that's saying something. Too bad the Opposition is so spinleess!
Didn't even bothere reading it. I know what it'll be: moral equivalence between the leaders of freedom and the terrorist killing maniacs.

Listen you crazies time to get off the bus of hatred and back on the bus of freedom and wealth creation.
gOD 20 years ago ALL ABOUT TERMINAL GROWTH
Buy my book. It'll put you right.
pigsywigsy 20 years ago ALL ABOUT TERMINAL GROWTH
In an overpopulated, globalized world, where the stresses and strains of the ever increasing, burgeoning populations of the world, impose themselves in endless streams of migrations and invasions from the more fucked over regions of the world, to the less fucked over regions of the world, where we have lawyers, solicitors, various legal jargon speaking dipshits in charge of us, we can only expect one result. You're living in it, it's Australia, and there is only a short time left before it goes caplunk. You may remember that game called 'caplunk', where you pull out sticks from holes until the structure falls, it's like that here in Australia, the politicians who are as we know little more than gang members and representatives of very closed interests are pulling out, or kicking out the sticks or the planks of the boat, and it's sinking, it's sinking fast, and the faster it sinks, the more restless they get to kick out more planks, or pull out more sticks. Personally, I look forward to the end, of it all, to see the burning cinders of this society in the last days, all those social robots clicking themselves out of action, once and for all.
Unregistered 20 years ago MY TINY, TINY, DREAMS...
hey. this shit does work
Anonymous 20 years ago HOW WILL HE DO IT?
The people love Johnny. Get over it Mr Chato!

Digger

Cranbourne
Anonymous 20 years ago MY TINY, TINY, DREAMS...
Undoubtedly this sort of activity is due to the well known UFO activity around the Caribbean area. Aliens have been flying here for centuries to probe and pluck the natives so, of course, it would make you feel like doing it too if you are visiting the area.

The Prof.
Wow! Another "turning point"! Its the light at the end of the tunnel! Those lucky Iraqis. Too bad the main terrorist culprits are still at large causing murderous havoc: Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld etc!
Where can I get a spontaneous ejaculation like
they are having in Eye-rack? I also want to know
where I can try a latte? Whatever that is.
That strident and hysterical sounds alright too.
According to the lady across the street:
He can't lie because he's a christian,
and he is protecting us all from the bad
muslim people.
Anonymous 20 years ago MY TINY, TINY, DREAMS...
And they wonder why I want to ban gay marriage...

P.Ruddock
Facts never get in the way of the Lying Rodent's psycho-Tory doctrine.
Mr_Jupiter 20 years ago WE ALL GET A TREAT
When John Howard speaks, I hear the sound of cow pats splattering to the ground.
Chato 20 years ago MY TINY, TINY, DREAMS...
That reminds me of a story about the things
that happened in the old-days at the legendary
Cunterberry Boys High. It has been said that
when the senior boys got no-hair John bent over
the bike-racks at recess, he would scream like
a girl! The funny thing was, he would not let
any of the boys go until they were sucked
totally dry, and their testicles rattled like
beans in a dry pod that was blown by a gale.
There is a rumour that things are much the same...
Anonymous 20 years ago THE STEERING WHEEL
eyes wide shut
Mr_Jupiter 20 years ago HOWARD/COSTELLO DIVIDEND
I await the deafening chorus of pigs squealing as interest rates rise in logical defiance of the PM's unsustainable election "guarantee".
It seems to me that the former GP means "our boys" will only receive increased rates of army pay if somebody shoots THEM.
If they don't help the bottom line in this
best of all Howard worlds - fuck 'em!

We have to get over this infantile desire
for justice and equity, and tune in to the
immortal words of Howard and Thatcher:
"Fuck off you losers!"

I'll bet Lenin and Stalin can't match that,
although I do like Mao's "Political power
comes out of the barrel of a gun!"

pigsywigsy 20 years ago THE SWEET SMELL OF SUCK-CESS-POOL
Chato is far better than you!

The legacy of the legal profession running this country,
is as Chato, says, TURDS.

Legal torts and legal turds.
Golly gosh, Digger. You really know how to
rub salt into the open wound of my lack of
patriotism. Maybe you can help me work for
your country - the United Satans of America.
Anonymous 20 years ago THE SWEET SMELL OF SUCK-CESS-POOL
Like all rabid lefties, Chato exhibits their hatred of the common man. The men who work hard for their families and their country. The men who stand up for right and wrong.

The men who are the majority of this nation and who voted proudly for Australia's greatest PM, John Winston Howard.

Digger

Cranbourne
Chato 20 years ago PM admits to “Master Plan”
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I would be very surprised!" says Johnny.

Gee, how many times have I heard him say that?

Now, let's see if I can work this out...

You would be surprised if you got the
results that you fully expect to get?

Did I get that right John?

How come you are always surprised?
I'm never surprised.
I stopped being surprised at the rotten
outcomes of your sick, sly schemes a long
time ago you FILTHY OBSCENE PARASITE!

Hey John, you must be some kind of split personality
psycho, who does things and then disowns his actions
and also the anticipated results!
A provocative polemic. Written ripe with rhetoric it underlines the Middle Class Nirvana Australia is today.

And dont it stink.
monsveneris 20 years ago PM admits to “Master Plan”
Mr Howard's plan was clear from the outset, even before he seized the nation's 'leadership": gather power unto himself and his cronies.
monsveneris 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
There is nothing "cute" about trashing international laws and understandings, distabilising civil society and deconstructing democracy, and promoting war, torture and imprisonment without trial.
We must all scale the heights of John Howard's ego.
It's a long stretch, but I believe if we can swallow
enough bullshit, we'll find there's a pot of gold at the
end of the rainbow.
Chato 20 years ago ALL FOR THE BEST?
Radioactive Ratman. God of the deeply fuckwitted.
Maybe I meant: "TRANSMITTED disease"
This may interest you.
I once saw a photo of a penis with genital warts.
It looked like a bottle-brush.

For the lucky enthusiast, it's a world full of
grotesque sexually tranmited disease.
How about a pic of those spunky Trinidad boys? It will remind me of those golden Pirate days where they would eat my pecker all day long...


Green Haired Jim
Chato 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
Condyloma Lice (Google with THAT!)
Max 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
Here's my "ode to CONdi".

Abu Graib. Guantanamo. Haditha.
I am now a soccer fan! More sporting pics, please!
Mummm-ma!
Good to see our brave Diggers have it all under control...

I mean standing around and watching people loot worked in Iraq didn't it?
Should be an Oz movie named "FLOATING WITH TURDS".
All about Oz politics, Oz media and Oz voters.
I have already hired Dances With Wolves to watch. The Hollywood portrayed natives are far more user friendly in this movie, although I do get upset when the wolf gets shot. Can anyone tell me if there is a movie available about Geronimo? Or Crazy Horse? Or Crazy George?
www.chato.org, it's foreign, so it must be good.
Just like our parliment here in Australia.
Max 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
How did this confidential snapshot get leaked! Bloody ASIO! However, you will notice that I am concentrating very hard on LordyLordyLordy's notes. As I recall, he was, at the time of that particular Xenox News Summit, taking orders for vodka spritzers. Pat Riot, you're just standing on the outside looking in (to borrow from a classic Cold Chisel limerick). Thank you and good nicht.
Chato 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
Reverend Dr. Chato looks pretty good, but why is
Patriot hiding himself?
What has this to do with Dr. Congealed Fried Rice?
Anonymous 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
Here they are, the Xenoxnews trio of terrorist lovers.


From left to right Max Gross, LordyLordyLordy, and Chato!

Patriot
Chato 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
And its putrid axis of evil coalition mates.
Chato 20 years ago PM admits to “Master Plan”
Farrrk! So dirty little SuperJohnny has a "master plan".
Not that the Oz dimwits care;
"Slide something up my arse Johnny. Anything at all.
Just do it! Do it! Good and hard!"
The question is this: Are Ostrichlians worth saving?
Anonymous 20 years ago PM admits to “Master Plan”
Everyday our 70 year old PM is getting closer to being his true hero:

LordyLordyLordy
as long as they're not abos or reffos 70 year old PM Howard will hear their pleas.
misha 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
Rice is a disgrace to her gender and her race, not to mention her species. She is a war crimes accomplice. I can't imagine how she faces each morning, knowing (?) the devastation, cruelty, trauma and horror she has helped heap upon Iraq, Afghanistan and the world (Think "shock and awe", think black ops, think rendition, think Guantanamo Bay). Fortunately, as sickening as the illegal, immoral, insane global Bush putsch certainly is, just as certain is the outcome:

Amerikkka has lost the "war on terrorism". Amerikkka has lost. Amerikkka IS lost.
Chato 20 years ago AN ODE TO CUTE CONDI!
I bet good ole Dubya's been stoking her oven!
You just watch Chato as he hunts cunts to death!
Chato 20 years ago PM CHANGES NAME
Boyfriend Dubya said Johnny was bald and ugly.
He left out the most important feature.

 

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