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Good on yer Dig. I get to decided on you.
You cant! You fahgn cahhnt!

I reckon these new rules are fair enough.
There should also be an english test before you get the right ot vote. If you cant understand the language why should you get to decided on a countrys future?

Bastard!

I slept with A pole one night.

It was dreadful.

I woke up with my dick filled with splinters.

Don't let the filthy little cheat, cheat you out of a vote!

Get rid of the little cunt - pronto!

I must admit when I hear our Prime Minature speak it dont sound like oratory to me.

Its more like Grima Wormtongue!

Why are Poles playing for germany anyhow? Is it money?

Would have made a big difference for Poland if they had Klose and Podolski...

I think of all the seething bacteria breeding in that thing!

Hitler did not improve German reputation with Poland (and many others also.)
The master race is not the immediate problem here. Howard is!

My penis is your hap-penis? It was the wurst nacht of my life!

Now you know why the Shrub in the Oval Orifice (and his devious minders) refused to ratify the International Criminal Court. They KNEW U.S. forces would engage in war crimes and crimes ahgainst humanity. They are not with us, they are against us!

In these volatile, heady days of terrorists, bean counters and carpetbaggers, one shudders at the thought of what ASIO - or, worse! the PM's office - would do with this revolutionary technology! Surely it behooves the Xenox News editorial committee to secure this vital information immediately! On the horror realised should this great nation of ours succomb to the hypnotic oratory of a medacious midget... with a big dick!

GERMANY DID NOT PUT UP WITH VERSING INFERIOR COUNTRIES SUCH AS SERBIA, POLAND, AND SWEDEN May the ignorant ass that wrote that these countries are inferior remember several facts, especially in relation to Poland. 1) They only lost by onE goal scored in the LAST minute 2) BOTH of Germany's best players, Klose and Podolski are actually POLISH in origin 3) Any Germans living near the border are only doing so BY CHOICE, not by the fault of the Poles, ALSO it should be noted that about half of what the author (that shall be here in referred to as bastard) refers to as the fatherland and as Germany once belonged TO POLAND 4) It should also be brought to bastard's attention that in fact Poland has stepped in to save Germany's ass more times than Germany can count it, I mean only referring to this world cup, how many Polish police volunteered their services due to the incompetency of the German police? that's right well into the hundreds of thousands 5) The bastard (author) should never write again, as his life, I feel, would be better spent repenting the sins of his fatherland, whose ancestory slaughtered hundreds upon thousands, upon MILLIONS of innocents, Germans and non-Germans, in the most brutal and terrifying of fashions.

;)

Dr Chato?

And from what educational facility did you get that moniker???

Send all cheques to:
Reverend Dr. Chato - Church of the One true Chook - c/o XenoxNews - Sheet Crick - Ostrichlia 666

Ja! It is time for the Fatherland to apply ruthless Germanic efficiency to Howardland/NWO reforms!
"IT'S A MIRACLE! MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!"

I say all Bush and his c*cksucking allies have achieved is give terrorist a cause...

...my penis within your penis?

A rather sweet dream for me; but for you a nightmare!

Aww...

Just some good old boys having some fun.

Lets face it; it's better we fuck them than Saddam's cronies.

Thats the whole basis of the liberation.

She is A Hungarian lass, yes?
That Xenox Haiku...

The ratbag rodent has been riding the coattails of the global economy and Keating/Hawk's "reforms" that have so fucked struggle street. The Big Bust is on its way... much of it thanks to the moronic "war-on-terror". Fuck you very much!

It's a phony yoni!

John Howard says it's a small price to pay (for him).

Pigsy, is that the Oz national dance now?

Looks rather like a puffed up yoni to me!

Can't we do the over pop, over pop, over pop pop pop ulation shuffle, then turn to your right, and jig with feet, turn up the head, right then left, hand on hip, 360 to the left, crouch, and jump a little, stamp feet right then left, reach out to your right, take two steps, fling your arms out, turn about, do a hop, move your eyelids, poke out your tongue, behave all natural, then turn to jelly, flop and fall to the ground, ring a ring a rosey, a pocket full of posies, a tissue, a tissue, we all fall down. Chook Flu Shuffle and it's lethal after-effects. Learn to love it, learn it, you'll get it right, you must do the dance, shake that thing, flop to the ground, and play dead, and then plop to the ground, and lay dead. Lay, lay, lay, lay, lady lay, lay that egg.

Dont get your tacos in a knot.

We love Hugo Chavez here at Xenox News. Besides sticking it to Bush he has a lovely turn of phrase and has so many medals.

etermity=eternity for termites

So big it is bent around and tied together?

Look through it's middle what do you see?

Is it all etermity staring back at me?

Why don't you zionists slaves shut the fuck up!The media has been lying to us all this years and showing us the bullshit because you white people think we latinos are stupid.It's time to take over the control of Latin America!!!Wake up !!My country belongs the venezuelan people and not Washington nor Murduch nor Cisneros.If you don't like it than fuck with somebody else.We are free and not your slaves!!!!Que viva Simon Bolivar,que viva Venezuela!!!

Lord, we don't need no more big pricks!

Trying to buy some VICTORY GIN. Can only get cheap plonk.

Safe Seaters: Vote Labor last on your electoral form - put anyone else 1 - 9

Federal
Vote Liberal Last cause they are cunts

I'd wager that Chato is probably a light beer guy?

Sounds like Pigsy!
Referring to L. Ron Fucktard perhaps?

I wrecked me mobile with all that BB viewing and hand jobbing.
Thanks god someones gunna stop it!

Mumbling drunks shouldn't waste their time pretending that they have imagination. Dr Chato should break from his delusion that somehow his gratis ejaculations of spleen will spellcheck the integrity of the system. There is no integrity, it's all down to the one single law of 'what people will do to survive as individuals' & 'what people will do to survive as groups' & 'what people will do to survive as colonies'. In the case of Aussies, they have colonized the lower reaches of L.John Howard's alimentary canal, after worming their way up through his anus. It's so wide, it's so full, it's so big, it's so preferable that we live there, than L.Kim Beazley's cavernous proportions. (don't expect too much from a person who has been attacked by the robots of the crown to a value of approx 40k aus, tax, for no good purpose at all except to impose the ordinations of those of L.John Howard's ilk).

Hasn't been a Labor Party since Gough! The whole sorry world has done a screeching hard right turn toward neo-fascism and is still turning... But we'll be back, kids, we'll be back!

Labor states have slithered down the same old slimy road.

The Victoria Labor party is not only fucking over but also sucking the life out of all families who live in safe Labor seats.

No funding for trains, recreation, roads. 2030 plans that equal commission house ghettos with no facilities or infra structure - unlimited pokie machines reaping in millions - all the money goes to marginal seats or big expense sporting extravaganzas.

The labor party has no heart in Victoria and is controlled by corrupt branch stackers.

Bracks, Madden, even Shorten owe their positions to sleazy branch stackers who have fucked this party over.

Bracks defends George Seitz for 35 years of documented branch stacking - using community facilities to raise money for branch stacking activities, and giving back nothing.

The sooner Bracks is forced to run a responsible government the better.

Bill Shorten will do nothing for his new electorate, won't even answer calls now he is guaranteed pre-selection.

He has shown already that the touted leaders for the Labor Party are beholden unto sleazy branch stackers that cook books and line developers pockets with zero care for the community.

Fuck off Labor cheats or get real.

OK, how about arse-sucking rodent?
But that would have to rhyme with "tent".

This rag has been around for 26 years. We dont have to prove nothing.

Tis said that a bit of eccy with Viagra will keep us old guys up all night and ready to rock!

Neo-nazi idealogy finaly exposed! Full centralised power in Canberra, with Der PM Costello directing his stormtroopers against seditious XN readers!