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Back in the days when George Bush and Saddam Hussein were in cahoots they decided to take some time out in a cafe and get to know each other better on a personal level.

Apparently a conversation snippet overheard by a patron on another table went like this:

George: Do you like Western things, like what's your favourite TV show?

Saddam: Well, I like Star Trek, do you like Star trek?

George: Yup.

Saddam: But the thing that I always wonder George, is, on Star Trek, they have people of all nationalities. They have Americans, Asians, Scots, Negros, even ALliens, but why, no Muslims?

George: Because with Star Trek, that is the future Saddam.

Bush's irrational policies, sanctimonious rhetoric and brazen hypocrisy make the "fundamentalist" leaders of Iran look brilliantly logical: it was, after all, the U.S. government that has long proclaimed the wonders of "the peaceful uses of atomic energy"!

And here's another one for you, Pate! How can the White House Wanker-in-Chief continue to escalate the rhetoric against Iran when it was HIS invasion of neighboring Iraq that handed control of the country to Shiites trained in Tehran (like Grand Ayatollah Sistani!), as well as Kurds who had major Iranian support for years? What an idiot!
- Muffy the Bullshit Slayer

As of today (March 4 2005), according to the BBC News, the number of US military personnel killed in Iraq has passed 1,500, according to totals released by the Pentagon itself.

The 1,502 dead include those killed in accidents as well as combat since the war in Iraq began nearly two years ago. Just over three-quarters of the fatalities were classified as killed in action. Around 11,000 Yanks have been wounded. Of those, about half returned to duty, lucky sods!

But guess what: the mighty USA still has no specific intelligence on the strength, motivations and intentions of the "insurgents". The occupation forces are as clueless as they were when their shit-for-brains president launched his invasion over 2 years ago!

- Muffy the Bullshit Slayer

Hey Pate, when do you expect a "democratic revolution" will sweep the USA? or, for that matter, USAstralia?!
- Muffy the Bullshit Slayer

Wanted: Danish Princess Porn. Will settle for nude pics of Hans Christen Andersen characters. Horny, Hornsby, NSW.

Chuck makes me chuck!

And how about a little "people power" right here in Oz? Dumb bloody Aussies couldn't find their own arse with both hands!

Yes, what about the bloody foreign debt! And the rising interest rates which are now set to head north incrementally for the forseeable future! More of John Howard's bloody lies exposed!

I wouldnt mind getting warm and fuzzy with Princess Mary... actually, warm and sticky..a big gooey mess on her royal highnesses belly...and then she has to lick it out...

Hang on now; the keyboard's all sticky!

Sir David Flint

In other words he's a politician.

You limpdicked lefties have lost the plot! Look at Lebanon: people power is now on the move in the middle east because of the brave COW! Our diggers are fighting for freedom while you are supporting those Islamofascists!

Lets hope that the next stop on the freedom train will be Tehran!
Raspberry Cordial

If you keep on saying all those nasty things,
my total faith in the wonderful Howard government
may disintegrate. Stop it! You naughty person!

Nonsense! When the Bush gang of thieves realises that Amerika can neither afford nor desires long term committment in the Middle East (the ONLY way to establish, develop and maintain anything remotely like a "western' style democracy), the sands will bury all his evangelistic, militaristic delusions in the desert of idiotic ideas where they belong.

This man is a repugnant, disgraceful, deceitful career opportunist. Australia should be ashamed of itself.

Allah Akbar! 1,137 Amerikan troops killed "in action" since invading Iraq in March 2003. Bring them on, George?

"Right royally"? Sweet mother of god, dont tell me that nice young man His Highness Prince Charles is one of them! No, no, it cant be true, please let it not be troooooooooo

Is there anything the Recalcitrant Rodent HASN'T lied about?!!

Yes, his strength and stamina help
him to do his job, but he is not
doing it for Australians.
Now THAT is pathetic.
Most of us are not so dull that
we believe he works for us.
Why do morons defend
this little half-wit?

Yup! Whatever the motives, whatever the outcome (!), one thing is pretty bloody clear, comrades: the Bush League won't stop at lies, threats and bribery - and military attack - to achieve its aims... whatever the hell they is...
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

The idiocy is Bush policy. Remember that grotesque-excuse-for-a-black-woman Condy Rice declaring - with a straight face, mind you! - that "an attack is not on the agenda at this point," at the very moment the Pentagon was conducting not-so-covert operations in and over Iran! The Bushniks obviously think WE'RE all idiots who can't see the obvious!

What the hell is this new prattle about a 'tilting point'??? We've made up excuses for invading Iraq, so I guess making up new terminology (like 'illegal combatants') is to be expected. Or do i mean expectorated?

Here's some typical George W Bush idiot-speak, recently in Brussels, on the "issue" of Iran -

GEORGE BUSH: This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. (Pause) And having said that, all options are on the table.

Got that? Clear it up any? In other words, what Bush is telling is "We won't attack but we will if we want to".

And the Bushies keep lying about Iraq, as if nobody has noticed the huge discrepancies and ever-changing rationale for invading in the first place!

They say the Danish Royal family can trace their roots back to the Tree of Jesse.
So what a kick-in-the-pants it must have been for them to have one of their own marry some tart he picked up in a Sydney bar!

Royalty will soon be just another item the "asspirationals" can aspire to!

Sir Roger Willikers

Tex, how about a new poll? WHO KILLED HST?!

Jesus H McManus! The wheels are falling off left, right and centre! Looks like the Rodent will have to throw another handful of Oz troops into iraq sooner than even his tiny twisted brain imagines!

The Ukrainians - the sixth largest contingent in the US-led COW - is about to pull out after the Dutch! And Poland is withdrawing a third of its 2,400 soldiers because of "strong domestic opposition to their deployment".

Oh what fickle, fair-weather friends! but hey, don't worry Johnny, you're sure to get another invite to Crawford for a sausage and a suck (Even if you didn't get an invite to the Royal In-bred One's second wedding!)

Oh no, what an insult to our tainted national prestige! How will the Odious One, the Small Man of Oz politics, the PM of Pretext, survive this insufferable outrage?!

"PM not invited to royal wedding"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200502/s1311315.htm

The more I think about this, the more I am certain that if Mr Duke was going to intentionally top himself, he would have written something about it - journo death note, mileage, posterity... article to end all articles. If something doesn't appear soon I am going to be very cynical about this 'suicide'

Seems like there was someone pretending to be me!
Who'd have thought it!

Tex

The Great Gonz' has paid out on a fairly large range of people and organisations.

Let's say hypothetically that he didn't do the job on himself but was 'taken out'. Who would be the prime suspects?

Hunter S Thompson once suggested former President Bush should be brutally stomped by voters. He called former Vice President Hubert Humphrey "a hopelessly dishonest old hack," compared the late Sen. Edmund Muskie of Maine to a "vicious 200-pound river rat" and frequently dismissed former President Clinton as a white-trash hillbilly. In his memoir, of the current Bush administration: "They are the racists and hate mongers among us – they are the Ku Klux Klan."

Yes, indeedy, the real "axis of evil" pivots on Saudi Arabia and the corrupt royal family there. Where do you think the money behind the 9/11 attacks came from? The Bushies can't admit that, thought, because Amerikka is dependent on cheap Saudi oil - and petrodollars up the arse!

'There is a great ballyhoo in this country about the Australian presence in Iraq meaning that "we are at war", but Australia has consistently managed to avoid any of the heavy lifting in Iraq. While it continues to do so, there will always be a degree of scepticism about why it is there.'

-Paul McGeough, Once more into shadows in Howard's hands-off war, Sydney Morning Herald:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Once-more-into-shadows/2005/02/22/1109046922439.html

When your race is up; take the plunge. Do it.

Now THATS more like it! political discourse the xenox news way!

Have you been living on Mars the last few years, pal? Bush has a second term! How the fuck doe s that translate into looking better tomorrow?!

The Saudis have trillions deposited in US banks and trillions invested in the US stock exchange. If that kind of money is removed, the USA is STUFFED! THATS WHY the Bushies are protecting the Saudis and resorting tol all sorts of red herrings like Iraq and Iran. Oh, and the "WAR ON TERROR" that can never end...

He is an old wind bag who with his douchebag wife should be shafted out of the lodge and his holiday house on the harbour as soon as possible!

LordyLordyLordy

You're attacking John Howard for being old? How pathetic is that? There are heaps of other things you can criticise him for without resorting to his age. If anything that's the one thing you can admire him for. His strength and stamina to keep doing the job that he is doing is amazing no matter what you think of his politics.Stooping to criticising him for being old really devalues your other points and makes them appear to be the blatherings of a mindless idiot.

Suicide is for wimps. It's the cowards option. It's not a sign of greatness. Nobody knows the future. Things change. If things look bleak today they may look better tomorrow.

I use Mobil 1

I'm gonna pull the trigger any day now

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Now he has been promoted to "Full Sheriff" Little Johnny should still be around to see a third generation Bush in the White House: An 80 Year Old John Howard.

John Howard. brings together the age of pyramids and in inconsistency of time.

Another day, another "promise" cast overboad. Gee, this must be Australia and John W(easel) Howard must still be PM.

Bullshit. Suicide is a sign of a great human. When you know when to switch off and have the guts do it, that is greatness.

Truly great human beings don't commit suicide. And it's not a joke he's dead. Found dead on Sunday by his son in his fortified compound. Gunshot wound to the head. Apparently self inflicted.

Hey how can I get in on some of this action?
_ Tony Abbott

Daddy! I never knew you! But the rest of the country knows you all too well you jesus-creepy punch-drunk papist!