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ai, it did.

Pumped artefact
revisited

Soft centered wiley old bitch talk Do you in sonny?

If there really is a "God", and if "s/he" really is just and "punishes the wicked", then George W Bush is truly fuuuuuuuuucked, mate!

Many Yanks still labour under the daffy duck delusion that they are the fount of all forms of benificence and that the world in fact belongs exclusively for them to bestow their noble wisdom - and bombs - upon. They obviously haven't twigged to the moral of Brian De Palma's ode to American free enterprise: Scarface!

That explains why the Rodent keeps pissing on us while claiming it's just rain. But you fail to mention the PM's far more chronic loose bowel condition as he continues to shit on Australia.

Why do you pick on Ms Rowntree? Show has many major assests when it comes to TV entertainment.

when you want to comment on something, do one thing first-get a dictionary not for meaning but for spelling idiot..then-get the meaning. For that someone who's got problem in his trousers-you need decapitation.

Does it come with a free stubby cooler?

I have never read so much garbage in one article. It seems that there really are a huge number of uneducated idiots in US and worst, lots of them write articles in the media! How the hell can you "invade a country", be the "occupying power" and then accuse the naighbouring countries of "interfearing in internal affairs of Iraq!" do you really understand what the hell you are writing? Also all the garbage about Iran wanting to dominate the Persian Gulf!!! you should look at the map and ready your history, it is called "Persian Gulf" and not "American Gulf", much to the dissapointment of the US government and idiots like you!

Is that you Richard Alston?

The behavior of Bush and co. prove the USA is the "great Satan".

..... in my trousers, 'cause they weighed it later at the forensic laboratories. An-n-nd, the pong from that was fucking staggering.

Well, I'll tell you, four years ago I done about, ooh, must have been, well, round about, er, five and half pounds of crap .....

No, yeah. No, well, of course there is the fucking pong as well.

But that's just a personal view

There's no point in squelching every time you sit down.

I try and rule that out of my life .....

Yeah, well, that's-, that's clever, that, 'cause, you know, I sometimes make the mistake of, er, not getting my trousers down and then I find the usual experience is that I get a load of crap in my trousers, which is a fucking headache. If there's one thing I can't stand it's, er, walking around all day with warm crap all over me.

I saw a celebrity this morning... just before I flushed!

I need a bath bomb

It is clear now that to beat the terrorists in Iraq we are going to have to fight them at their homebases in Syria and Iran. It is truly a fight of good versus evil: let's bomb them all!

Raspberry Cordial

Sounds like the old XN is sprucing itself up!

Oi, Mr Ed! Have you seen comrade Harold Hark has a link to XN on his brilliant, must-read website, under "Commentary Sites"? Check it out, folks! http://members.optushome.com.au/thesquiz/scattmain.htm

_Ivan the Intolerable

Wait til the Iraqis vote in Sistani: the Bushies will shit themselves!

Nice one Patriot, you're always good for a laugh! My only worry is maybe someone out there might think you're actually serious!

Bourbon and a toothbrush, definitely! Why gargle with mere water?!

Well why not some Gin? I mean how can you survive without a few Tom Collins'???

Better name:

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Real Gone soothes me

chmooley

What about that chmooley or chawatyl or hayawatha whatshcmuck guy?

Zarathustra (the Polish one)

Hey, you wanna real laugh? The Bushies want Downer to replace baradei as head of the UN's nuclear watch-dog!!!!

I thought it was the Americans who were in need... of help in getting out of the Iraqi quicksand they so eagerly jumped into! I say let 'em sink!

dont worry about those dim wit yanks; once the chinkies stop loaning them money they'll go belly up like a fatman in a swimming pool.

LordyLordyLordy

like the donations of lead and explosives they hve given to iraq.

It is US money. It belongs to the US. It does not belong to anybody else. For those who forgot - or never knew - what "belongs" or "owns" mean, please refer to any non-communist English dictionary. The concept of "ownership" is somewhat difficult to grasp. For example, unreasonable as it sounds. An owner does not have to give his money to less fortunate people who own less money. In some extreme cases, owners of money will agree to give money to others under certain conditions. This is sometimes known as "Alms for the poor", and is highly recommended by most religions. It is customary for owners of money to expect the people who are being given alms ("The poor"), to not turn around and persecute them (behavior known as "biting the hand that feeds you"). This includes asking the recipients politely to commit to not politically persecute Americans at the political court known as the ICC. I humbly hope that this simplified explanation will help throw light on the bizarre American custom of helping the needy.

Sam, you are a meat popsicle!

Thats right, we all should listen to those bumblers in Brussels and all those other "human rights" activists.
What a joke! You clowns should remember it was the good ol USA that saved you all from communism and it looks like we'll have to save you from those mad mullahs of Islam.
So how about stopping all you whining and start supporting the real fighters for human rights: Bush, Blair and Howard!

Uncle Sam

The nations of the world must unite against the current U.S. adminsitration. America today is clearly the most dangerous "rogue state", threatening global stability and national sovereignty.

Phew! this posting is letting off a heap of methane! Now THAT'S adding to the Greenhouse crisis for damn sure!

Guts?

IMPEACH BUSH! INDICT CHENEY, RUMSFELD, WOLFEWITZ ETC ETC. THESE GUTS ARE LIARS, CROOKS AND WAR CRIMS!

There was never anything altruistic about Bush's reasons for attacking Iraq. Nor did the attack have anything to do with Saddam's so-called WMD or the (laughable!) threat he posed to the USA and the world. Those behind the planning and directing of the US invasion must be indicted and put on trial for war crimes. Old Meg

Only the suckers who get their "news" from Fox or talk-back radio believe invading Iraq had anything to do with "liberation". And don't worry, the Bushies won't attack Iran because they no longer CAN. That window of opportunity has closed... even Sharon wouldn't advise it now(And he, after all, if who Bush is taking his lead from in Iraq).
-Dusty Davo from Derrimut

They have a free and fair election in a country that has been run by despots and you still complain!
Business is booming in Kabul, like it will in a few years time in Iraq. And by then the liberation of Iran would have begun. And that my freinds will be how we win the war on terror

Patriot

You crazy lefties are never happy.

Hey how about liberating North Korea! Now that your loony Yank mates have threatened everyone with their idiotic "new" policy of pre-emptive attack, those paranoid krazy kims have armed themselves to the teeth for self-defence. Check it out, asshole: North Korea 'has six nuclear bombs'
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/North-Korea-has-six-nuclear-bombs/2004/12/06/1102182227968.html

And here come another 12,000 U.S. suckers... er, I mean troops. Remember not so long again gung-ho Rummy and Wolfie and others all poo-pooing statements by army chiefs that it would take several hundred thousand troops to secure Iraq? Well, who's got poo on their face now?!

that was you and Ned Flanders, right Homer?