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Damn I didn't even know Australia had a billion dollars.

I always thought they were America's retarded cousin with no job.

You are a cunt...

And Bush reckons God speaks through him, which seems to indicate that God can’t pronounce “nuclear” or master subject-verb agreement.

Congratulations Frank! You may have Phil Ruddock's old job as Immigration Minister!
- John "Suckhole" Howard PM

Far from spreading democracy and peace, Bush and his oil industry cronies are doing the complete opposite... Pity America, so utterly hoodwinked by these liars and the lies they continue to propagate

Well not only have I donated nothing but I'm very angry that our PM John Howard has donated a billion dollars of our hard earned tax dollars to these lay abouts and their corrupt governments.

John Stoned
Institute of Pubic Affairs

To be working for the only democracy east of the Nile and west of the Indus?
I take that proudly!
But who do you dance for?

Patriot

Patriot, how long have you been working for Mossad?

Aussies? You better all learn to speak indonesian, you gormless suckholes!

I remember getting dicky back rides from my School principal.
Ahhh! The good ol days indeed!

Wiggins

What an outpouring of compassion from Australians feeling guilty about their nation's continuing shameful, inhuman treatment of asylum seekers! Well, at least the wogs of South East Asia are over THERE, not over HERE, right, mate?! Aussies: a pack of pathetic, gutless hypocrites!

I am no longer proud of being an Australian.

"Embarrassed" is a better word.

Hey, I'm really Irish!

Oh the selective humanitariansim! Where are the ossified "Aussies" in the world's greatest health disaster the aids epidemic in Africa? Where were the Yanks during the Rwanda slaughter? I'm with you Tom: all this sanctimonious self-congratulation makes me puke! And the untouchable Indonesian military is gonna have an absolute fucking field day with all that money!
-Rudolf Rain Dear

One thing is for sure no-one does self-congratulation like the Aussies!
They are world-beaters at that!

The Aussie spirit?

We're really good....the best...everyone else is a dill

and then when in a foreign environ

we're really humble

not sure

Maybe being aligned with yanks will give us strength?

Blow em all sky high you reckon. You'll give a fuck I'd wager. You'd probably shit your pants if someone sitting next to you got their head shot off.

Spot on, Tom! Like the Gallipolli digger myth. Dum ass Aussies that knew nothing bout nothing volunteerinmg for cannon fodder for the Brits in a country no Aussie had ever heard of... and now we're sucked in in Iraq... fuckem!

I know what the aussie spirit is; its a "wish I was a Yank but I cant be" spirit.

Fritz

The aussie spirit is a pissless one; a little shrivelled dick floating in a turd pool; with all you little aussie pinheads jabberin on about aussie aussie stuff.
get out there and wipe your arse with the aussie flag, make you feel so good.
free.
maybe like a kiwi.

Tom Titmouse

p.s. you're a cunt

Well I beg to differ. The Aussie Spirit is a peerless one. The true Aussie Spirit I mean, not the one bandied about in the media and digital rags such as this one. Maybe the term is over used, but words are only words. They describe something. They are not the thing itself...

She's a Ho!

One way we can surely help the Tsunami victims is to continue to visit these countries as tourists and spend our money on the things tourists do to help boost the local economies.
So im going to Thailand so I can screw a whole lot of Thai whores and will do so in the knowledge that not only am I getting satisfied but that I am helping victims of the Tsunami!

Horny Trev

Oh lord please forgive me for my sins and protect me from the great demon of spunktification.

Now the Indonesian army has less rebels to kill in Aceh, and in Sri Lanka the Tamil Tigers have been swept out to sea so no hurry there to provide aid and relief by the Sri Lankan government!

http://en.thinkexist.com/keyword/ossify/

Sorry ossifer I didn't know it was red....

Viva Fidel! Last man standing! How many dork US presidicks have come and gone and Fidel remains! No wonder the loony Bushies are rampaging! Viva El Presidente Castro!
- Happy Larry

I RECKON THEY TIED The old fella UNDER....

SLim

Herman, Kurt and Arthur were huge fans of Goethe, yet for all of their devotion they have now well and truly ossified.

There once was a boy called Goethe,
Whose dick grew larger and harder
But through lack of use it got small
He couldn't find it at all,
and now he's all bragadocci'

Yeh?
Well my dicks bigger than yours.
And I aint ossified anythin'

Slim

The phrases men are accustomed to repeat incessantly, end by becoming convictions and ossify the organs of intelligence.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

Old men with ossified minds are easily dealt with. But men who look young, act young and everlastingly harp on the fact that they are young, but who nevertheless think and act with a degree of caution that would be excessive in their grandfathers, are the curse of the world.

Bob Davies

Constant revolutionizing of production distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses, his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.

Karl Marx

I've got a boner

Trev

nah. i prefer to sit here and just do nothin

You have to keep taking risks and not just ossify.

Lesley Alway

I wouldn't mind a spiked cigar
Trev

who knows what Fidel will get up to now we are all worried about the Asian Tsunami!
time to send him the spiked cigar I reckon.

Raspberry Cordial

Go get a job you bum and donate half your wages to Oxfam or something

no worries mate. We are gunna have a tsunami led economic boom with all the reconstruction needed; it will give double digit growth to these countries. i know this is true cause i seen one of them bank economists say so on the TV.

Your Holiness,
I think you are correct. For instance in Leviticus 13:7 not only are devastating waves predicted but also that they will target the godless pleasure seekers....
Seems like he got that one right.

Bob Santamaria

Hey lay off woodsy! He mighn't be a fast runner but he is a dainty dancer!

Does this mean we'll get to see Syrians lieing on top of each other without wearing pants?
Sounds great!

it looks like those terrorists are learning to swim at that camp. Maybe they plan to swim to Australia and blow us up!
John Howard do you know about this???

Digger
Cranbourne

Pull your head out from Bushs' arse! Patrot! I wonder when Fidel goes if Cuba will have free an fair election like Haiti with American help what a joke u are.

Pull your head out of the sand lefties! While your listening to those old musicians of Havanna thousands of innocent people are languishing in Fidels prisons.

Patriot

Your an idiot

what aload of rubbish