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I thought the machines destroyed zion?

Photos please

Johnny's government of carpetbaggers is set to fall this time round yet they're banking on the same old "border security" lies a-la Tampa again. Just how stupid ARE Australian voters? We'll find out soon enough!

Well I liked it...

I still prefer Ornella. She is one hot Italian honey!
Remember her in Flash Gordon?
Those tight pants had me splorking all night long!

Wish she was in the original; Flesh Gordon.

Lordy Lordy Lordy

Sacre Bleu! To think I use to fondle myself to dreams of Albertine!
I'm sticking with Odette!

http://www.celebritalia.com/immagini/Ornella_Muti/1485

i was sipping coffee. and then like Proust it came to me; a la rechere du temps du marnee...

no need to be so rude!

Flim Flam

whatabout whatever happened to you...
wearing a dress.
pulling yourself silly.
eating dog shit.
poking ya poof mates.

ya fucking cunt!

I wish i had a root

Zionism is the Jewish version of Fascism. Sharon and his corrupt ilk has learned THAT much from the Nazi holocaust... What Sharon seems to have forgotten is that the Nazis LOST WW2!

Tom, you keep o0n telling it like it is! But the snake oil Rotten Johnny's selling is like mother's milk to the ignorant wankers who voted for him! Just watch his chief cocksucker Phil (The Cadaver) Ruddock try pulling another Tampa in his new (dis)guise as Attorney General!

Dont think so.

Is this Chris guy the new Xenox News editor?

What those terrorists need is a work for the dole scheme. Obviously they have too much spare time on their hands!

Hey Xenox Babe there is only one true "Xenox Babe" and I speak with a German accent and eat Fritz's pinkelwurst!

Eva

The Shmedley Boys are back in town

The Yanks must be in league with Osama! After all, they got rid of Saddam and opened up Iraq to all manner of fundamentalist religious cuckoos who Saddam had kept under his heel!

Thou swell!

Why am I READING this?!

Ok. I'm sorry. It was a fit of pique.
Love is the answer! Now pass the bong and lets get high.

LordyLordyLordy

In fact why am I posting this

"dont know. dont fucken care."

Me neither

Now now, violence is not the answer. Diplomacy is what we have been short on in world politics. As Marvin said: War is not the answer.

Lordy Lordy Lordy; you know better than what you are proposing.

Xenox Babe

So are you saying we should fight the Americans????
This is loony lefties gone mad! Do you wanna be in league with Osama???

Patriot

You MUST read this: http://afr.com/articles/2003/09/25/1064083117132.html

"...the defining characteristic of the Bush Administration is that it uses its power not to implement its policies, but uses its policies to entrench its power. Not content to implement policy in the existing framework of the two-party system at home and the existing international order abroad, the Bush team seeks to bend the framework, restructure the order.

The actions of the Bush White House show that it seeks, above all, to structurally strengthen the Republican Party at the structural expense of its Democrat opponents. That is, the Bush Administration is working to permanently entrench the Republican Party in power. And in a close parallel, Bush's foreign policy is working to impose a new vision of permanent US global domination."

- THE MAIN GAME, by Peter Hartcher

"We will decide who comes to this country and the manner in which they come," said John Howard - but apparently he and the Speaker are happy for the Chinese to decide who comes into our House of Parliament (The Age , 25/10). Imagine the political uproar if an Australian official tried to prevent a Chinese person from entering China's house of the people.

Not only were Australian citizens barred from entering Parliament when the head of state of another country spoke to the house on Thursday, but the next day a foreign national was deciding which Australians were to be allowed in - and not a peep out of our so-called leaders.
Michael Butler, letter to The Age

It's not mindless anti-Americanism that has more Australians protesting Bush's imperial sleepover than Hu Jintao's visit - it's informed citizenship. We don't have Chinese spy bases on Australian soil, we didn't participate in their invasion of Tibet and the Chinese aren't holding any Aussies without trial and in solitary confinement.

Besides, the US, like Australia, is at least nominally still a democracy and its Government theoretically open to persuasion.
Liam Cranley, letter to The Age

Consider what we have just seen. The so-called "leader of the free world" visits a "friendly" country, surrounded by armed guards, with fighter aircraft patrolling overhead, so afraid for his own safety that he dare not come within shouting distance of ordinary people. Osama bin Laden must be laughing.
J.Hussain, letter to The Age

To what depth has politics sunk when shock-jocks and media barons are invited to The Lodge to meet Bush, yet Simon Crean, who represents at least half the population, is excluded?
Val McKenna, letter to The Age

Bush says he aint intimidated... sitting in the Oval Orifice on the other side of the world, the bow-legged Texas idiot!

Hellelujah!

I will sue you for plagiarising me!
-John Howard, PM

You must be George W Bush!

dont know. dont fucken care.

And now let's hear for the Coalition of the Killing! Yay, Spain!

A Spanish army sergeant died Sunday from a shot fired accidentally by a colleague, the defense ministry said. He was the third Spaniard to die in Iraq since the war "ended".

Spain has a vast force of 1,300 very anxious troops stationed in Iraq as part of a multinational brigade under the command of Poland.

Whaaa...!!!! Did you say POLAND!?!

The latest dead Spaniard died after a gun being handled by a colleague went off, according to the ministry.

A Spanish navy captain died in the bombing of the U.N. headquarters in Baghdad in August, and a Spanish intelligence officer working out of the embassy was shot and killed outside his home earlier this month.

Hey, what ever happend to that brave little band of Eritrean troops? I think there were about 50 of them in there helping out those poor struggling US forces.

- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

I'm voting for Shannon (that mediocre, white bread white boy!)

Is that chicken thing gonna be on TV?

Was Saddam a neighbour?

As long as they get rid of Neighbours thats fine by me.

Airfarce One should have been refused landing rights!

You just watch how the US fucks Australia over on so-called "free trade". Just ask the Canadians and Mexicans how sore their asses are! For starters, Aussies can kiss their Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme goodbye, along with local content rules for TV etc.

Up until George W(acko) Bush came along, there probably were still a few people left round the world who hoped the USA really were the "good guys", a democratic and - if nothing else - generally benign world leader. Well, that bow-legged dumb fuck from Texas has sure cleared up that litte fucken fantasy!

I vote we sent PM John Howard (the human? rodent) and his equally devious bitch-wife Janus to the Nauru refugee "detention centre" (aka concentraion camp) to die of fucken kidney failure because of the shitty water just like the poor fucken in-mates from Iraq and Afghanistan.

"Revenge of the Idiot Son"?

The so-called Bush Doctrine is based on three termite-infested pillars:

1. America's unrivalled power
2. Unilateralism
3. Preemption

On all three, America has fucked-up and failed in both poor old bloody Afghanistan, and poor old bloody Iraq. Not to mention the rest of the planet.

Spare a shekel for a bummed-out President hoping to con a few troops out of the very nations he spat on BEFORE the American invasion of Iraq?

Speaking of liars, the Yanks are still after Chavez: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/1023-10.htm

Lordy, the "point of living" is so sharp is hurts.

Verily, 'tis just so!

L'i'l Jessy will no doubt make a fortune from her own dramatic retelling of her "great escape" from her evil Iraqi captors (i.e. doctors!).

yeh but Jessica is cute. Is she gunna pose in Playboy?

Angry Patriot

whats the name of the movie he produced???

As is his "war on terror" and the U.S. invasion of Iraq, George W Bush is a fraud.

THIS is why I make my news XENOX NEWS! Keep up the good work, boyos!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

You call this a "joke"? Shouldn't the topic be headed "fucking idiot U.S. presidents"?