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Yep, Americans really ARE that stupid!

I vote we immediately air-lift both Mr and Mrs PM Magoo to Malaysia!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Ahhhh!
Your just jealous.
And remember I'm a sheriff now!

John W. Howard
aka Mr Magoo

Fuck the Yanks. They thought they could piss on everyone and get away with it. Well now let em suffer, the cunts. the more dead GIs turn up of the doorsteps of "Middle America", the more chance that fuckin dufus Bush will get booted from office.

Max, I love you and want to have your baby! - EVA

So much for freedom of speech

How dense are US voters? Slick Willy got into strife for lying about doing an Arnie with Monica, but Dumbya Bush lied about the urgent need to attack Saddam Hussein, and the moron is still sitting there in the Oval orifice, virtually intact... and, folks, people got killed, are getting killed, and will continue to be killed because of Dumbya's lies... Hey, reality check Yanks! (Oh, I keep forgetting, Arnie got elected Governer on the basis of his... movies???)

I'd love to interject but my missus won't allow it!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

actually i was wrong.
lower turnout than the original election for Gov davis it seems.

And there I was thinking the porno queen would win by a nose... or something. Oh well, its IS california, and they ARE yanks, after all! Sort of explains Iraq, don't it though!

Democracy or Demagogy?

well, i thought there might be an article in it somewhere but missus told me there was no wine left halfway into the second paragraph and it went downhill from there; the theory is that I make more sense when I am unaware of what i and doing

In all honesty, despite all of the millions they spend on producing comedies, this is one of the funniest things that has come out of California, way funnier than Ronald Reagan even; it is proof that those Californians have a great sense of humour!

Well y'know its a democracy!
The people vote for who they want. It was a record turnout I hear.
No big deal!

Isn't there a Dostoevsky quote here somewhere about why people get angry?

i dont get it this site sux

Patriot, when did you become "Angry"? and WHY? Is it coz your flakey Yank mates can't find any WMD in Iraq?!

The catholic church power brokers keen to keep him in power for as long as possible. Can't have a bloke who can make global decisions and shake ups. In the catholic church the popes word is seen as speaking directly for God, his decrees and decisions must be observed as infallible. That is why it is better to have a dribbling, mumbling guy in a coma as head guy; can't interfere with business...

Tom

heh heh heh the fucken pope is gasping his last fucken mouthful of bullshit may he burn in the hell he believes in the fucken mad old prick

Scusate me! Forgot to add this lovely link to an interview with the author of "Bushwhacked" for you, "Patriot": http://www.buzzflash.com/interviews/03/07/10_ivins.html

Patriot, you obviously aren't... a patriot, that is. Unless you happen to be an ignorant, parochial, navel-gazing, anal-retentive fool! In which case, I am happy to enlighten you with a reading recommendation. I'm assuming, of course, that you CAN (and do!) read.

Pull Old Glory from your face and try this: "Bushwhacked: Life in George W. Bush's America", by Molly Ivins (written with Lou Dubose).

To quote Random House, Molly's publisher: 'Bushwhacked' brings to light the horrendous legacy of the Bush tax cut, his increasingly appalling environmental record, his administration's involvement in the Enron scandal, and the real Bush foreign policy—botched nation building in Kabul and Baghdad, alienation of former allies—and, unfortunately, much more. Ivins and Dubose go beyond the too frequently soft media coverage of Bush to show us just how damaging his policies have been to ordinary Americans."

And to quote Molly herself: "It's not stupidity as much as ignorance, and his inability and unwillingness to learn. He's not very curious. And it's not a first-rate mind. I mean, you get him to a certain point in a discussion, and if you ever hear him talk about 'my instinct' or 'my gut tells me,' then you know we're in trouble. Then you know we have left the realm of facts and logic and where we're going is something else altogether."

Hence, the Iraq calamity. Enjoy, "Patriot"!

Eward Said, in memorium. One of few intelligent voices in the USA on Middle Eastern discourse and US foreign policy in general, now silenced. His eloquent and eminently sensible writings, however, will continue to be read, long after the insane rantings of the Bush cabal disappear down the toilet of history.

True colors, Patsy?

Hey, go ahead, Bush baby, attack North Korea, I dares ya! I double dares ya! Bring it on, you fuckin moron!

Gays? Oy vay! You said GAYS!? I'm telling Cardinel PELL!

Ezsqueeze me? Did you say "US legitimacy"? The lying bastards never had it in the first place! What's more, its an oxymoron: like "US intelligence"! Let the pricks sink in the sand and in all that oil they lust after! Fuckem! They came, they saw, they fucked up big-time! Let Iraq bleed the US dry!

Frank speaks. I listen. Woe betide them that's blind to the benighted insight of Mr Blues! The cunts!

In a desperate attempt to garner support from the very people he sneered at prior to the "war", Bush's pathetic carping at the U.N. most recently revealed just how morally bankrupt US. foreign policy really is. Let the Yanks squirm! And let them PAY for every cent of "reconstruction" - and, more appropriately, reparations - in Iraq!

You got what you wanted Georgie boy, now swallow it!

Ah yes, let's hear it for that great war hero, George Dumbass Shrub!

The Military records of George Walker Bush: http://users.cis.net/coldfeet/document.htm

Hey Patsy! mebbe Saddam aint laughing, but I know someone who sure as hell is: Osama Bin Laden!

There is a currently popular saying in Baghdad, describing the relations between the US and Saddam's regime: "Rah el sani', ija el ussta" - "gone is the apprentice, in comes the master."

Let's repeat the obvious, yet again, for all you blinkered, carpet-chewing, bum-sniffing, heel-clicking, flag-saluting, bible-bashing zealots out there: UN Security Council 1441 - the last resolution passed on Iraq - does NOT provide authorisation for military action. The US decided to invade Iraq because it had been planning to do so for years. And they still stuffed the bloody thing up!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

It is I Modine

In late 2002, US President and international idiot George Dumbya Bush said he would not "fire a two million dollar missle on a ten dollar tent and hit a camel in the butt". By invading Iraq, that's precisiely what he HAS done! And where ARE all those deadly WMD that posed such an urgent, imminent threat?! Maybe they're hiding up a bloody camel's butt?!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Yeah sure, Patsy! Next stop North Korea? I think not! You flag-waving mugs only pick on countries with no capacity to fight back!

Is that you Andrew Bolt?!

Forget Bush and Blair; let's take them on alone!! Go Howie! Right is might.

I tried to say "västkuskt" but a tooth fell out

May I fuck your car?

Iss a pantheon related to a leapeod?

If life was a cartoon - and it is, it really IS - John Howart would be the joke side-kick jumping up and down yelling pick me, pick me!

...and has Arnie as his Vice Pres!

It'll work for sure!

Here's a movie plot pitch for ya:

Mel goes to Vatican City and fucks the pope up the ass, takes the throne, then goes on a world tour promoting his latest buddy action flick: jesus and mad Mel, takin on the bad guys with guns a-blazing!

Future prediction: Mel takes up US citizenship and runs for president.

Go Pepe, go Pepe, go, go, go!

We're all stuck on a Ghost Ship!

Yeah but most Americans don't vote. They don't HAVE to. ALL Australians must vote (even though some don't). I guess that means there are more Aussie idiots than Yank idiots???

Ah yes; throw him to the floor!

i'LL FUCKING QUANDER YOU YA CUNT!
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKIN MONEY!!!!

Pantheon is orifice; it is group.

Shou shou, or Fi fi, understood the concept, it is akin to Ek Alah Bar. A pantheon, La Mer, Frou frou, maybe agapanthus, the most despised botanic.

Shame on you for quandering

Is it possible that Aussie voters are just as stupid as Yank voters?!