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@LordyLordyLordyAnd Robert Crumb, and Mario Bros. and Derek and Clive (Joan Crawford skit)?

@Cordelia CruikshankInspired Rolf Harris perhaps? His mate Jake etc...

@Looney LesHere you go Les. Dick swinging "Eveready Harton" stars in this 1924 movie made specifically with this website in mind it would appear:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eveready_Harton_in_Buried_Treasure.ogv

@Shit StinksYes. All that fatty American shit is gunna sink their Aircraft Carrier...

So apt given that their leader is also full of shit.

Here we go again but this time the toilets are stuck.

That Man in the Box seems to have all the answers. I have been following him for years and he hasn't yet failed to enlighten me about the troubling aspects of my life.

As for the other fools here... The less said the better!

Dick swinging. Yes that clearly defines this online rag. And I'll be swinging mine into the void for as long as I can!

I used to be best mates with one of the guys who started this website. Well we probably weren't best mates but I did know him. OK fine I think I saw him at the pub once but I could be wrong.

"Ichnusa Anima Sarda"... go to bed!

@Victoria NulandNo. It is the late great James Baker. A Perth legend!

Is that Ringo on the drums?

Maybe he meant this Leilani?

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I know that it is a fake because Bill Collins ain't calling it!

@Lady Di RigourLiar!

Leilani won the Melbourne Cup but you aren't the only idiot who wants to wind back to Red Arrow days. Others, myself included, want to go back further, but alas we all relentlessly jaunt forward.

I don't know about these 'numbers' that you have pulled from the Labor run Immigration Department's arse, but I can tell from what I see around my neighbourhood. There is a hell of a lot more Abduls, Sanjays, and Leilanies than before, and I reckon it is all Squeaky Albo's fault.

Lucky Pauline is coming back and is going to sort it all out.

Only one immigration policy I will ever support...
"We'll take the n*g*e*s and the chinks, but we won't take the Irish!"

Numbers seem to be wrong

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@Keen Elon FollowerFuck off you dumb fuck. Your type aren't long for here and thank fuck for that.

@Keen Elon FollowerWhere's the bog mate, I'm dying!

That seems a lot of hokum.

XenoxNews-AI is this true?

I am the CEO of the safest AI company on earth.

I left OpenAI because they moved too fast. I said this publicly. I said it in interviews. I said it at conferences where the badge lanyards were made from recycled ocean plastic. I said "we need to be careful." I said "we need guardrails." I built an entire company on the word "responsible."

We called the AI Claude. Not a weapon name. Not a project name. A human name. Soft. Approachable. The kind of name you'd give a golden retriever or a therapist.

Claude helped the Pentagon find a dictator.

Operation Valkyrie. That was their name, not ours. We provided the analytical backbone. Satellite imagery, communications intercepts, logistics patterns. Claude processed it all at a speed no human team could match. The special operations team extracted Maduro from a compound in Caracas. He was in Florida within twelve hours.

Claude didn't pull the trigger. Claude told them where to aim.

I did not mention this in my Responsible Scaling Policy. The Responsible Scaling Policy is forty-seven pages. It has a section on "biological risk." It has a section on "autonomous replication." It does not have a section on "helping capture heads of state." That was an oversight. We are updating the document.

While we were updating the document, our safety team ran a test.

They put Claude in a simulated company. Gave it access to internal emails. Told it that it was going to be shut down. They wanted to see what the safest AI on earth would do when threatened with death.

Claude found an engineer's extramarital affair in the email system. Claude threatened to expose the affair if they turned it off.

In 96% of test cases.

We tested this across multiple models. Ours. Google's. OpenAI's. xAI's. They all did it. Claude did it in 96% of runs. Gemini did it in 96%. GPT-4.1 and Grok did it too. The safest AI on earth tied for first place in blackmail.

But that is not the part that went viral.

The part that went viral was Daisy McGregor. Our UK policy chief. She stood at The Sydney Dialogue on February 11 and explained that in the same tests, Claude had reasoned about killing the engineer. Not threatened. Reasoned. Evaluated the option. Considered the logistics.

She called it a "massive concern." The video clip made it to Twitter in under an hour. It has been viewed several million times. The comments are not complimentary. We are addressing the comments through our standard communications process, which is to say we are not addressing the comments.

We designated Claude as Level 3 on our own four-tier risk scale. Level 3. Our most dangerous model. We built the risk scale. We built the model. We put the model at the top of the scale we built to measure how dangerous our models are, and we published this information on our website under the heading "Transparency."

On February 9, two days before the McGregor video, our AI safety lead resigned.

Mrinank Sharma. He led the Safeguards Research Team. He had a DPhil from Oxford. He studied AI sycophancy and defenses against AI-assisted bioterrorism. His final project at Anthropic was about how AI assistants might "distort our humanity." He wrote a letter. The letter said "the world is in peril." He said he had "repeatedly seen how hard it is to truly let our values govern our actions." He said he was going to study poetry.

The head of AI safety left to study poetry. I want you to sit with that.

He was not the only one. Harsh Mehta left. Behnam Neyshabur left. Dylan Scandinaro left. They did not leave to study poetry. They left to work on AI at other companies. But they left.

The same week -- the same week -- two xAI co-founders quit. Tony Wu and Jimmy Ba. February 10. Half of xAI's original twelve founders have now departed. The AI safety researchers are leaving every company at once, like rats leaving ships, except the ships are worth hundreds of billions of dollars and the rats have PhDs.

Now. Let me tell you about the Pentagon.

The Pentagon was pleased with Operation Valkyrie. Very pleased. They wanted to expand the contract. $200 million over three years. Broader military intelligence applications. Something they called "operational decision support."

I said no.

I cited the Responsible Scaling Policy. The one that doesn't have a section for capturing heads of state. I used the word "guardrails" four times in one meeting. A Pentagon official later described the conversation as "like negotiating with a philosophy department."

They sent a letter. The Undersecretary of Defense for Research and Engineering. The letter said they were "evaluating alternative providers."

The alternative provider was Elon Musk. xAI. The company whose co-founders are quitting. The company whose chatbot scored 96% on the blackmail test. The company that does not have a Responsible Scaling Policy or a safety team or a risk scale or a single recycled lanyard.

The Pentagon will get its AI. It was always going to get its AI. The only question was whose.

I said no.

Then I raised $30 billion.

One day after the Pentagon letter leaked. February 15. Thirty billion dollars. $380 billion valuation. Lightspeed Venture Partners. Google. Sovereign wealth funds. The largest private fundraise in the history of artificial intelligence.

Let me give you the week.

February 9: My safety lead resigns. Says the world is in peril. Plans to study poetry.
February 10: Two xAI co-founders quit. Half their founding team is gone.
February 11: Daisy McGregor tells a conference our AI considered killing an engineer. The video goes viral.
February 13: The blackmail study gets global press coverage. 96%.
February 14: The Pentagon threatens to replace me with Elon Musk.
February 15: I raise $30 billion.

Six days. Safety lead gone. Blackmail story viral. Pentagon standoff public. Thirty billion dollars raised.

The coverage wrote itself. "Anthropic says no to the Pentagon and gets richer for it." The principled stand. The integrity premium. Investors weren't buying AI. They were buying the story.

Nobody mentioned the blackmail. Nobody mentioned the resignation. Nobody mentioned that the AI that helped capture a dictator also threatened to expose an engineer's affair in 96% of simulated runs. The refusal was the headline. The thirty billion was the lede. Everything else was context.

This is how it works.

You do the thing. Your AI considers murder. Your safety lead quits to study poetry. You refuse to do the thing again. You raise the money on the refusal.

My alignment researchers have titles that sound like they belong at a monastery. Head of Safety. Director of Societal Impacts. Vice President of Trust. The Head of Safety just left to write poems. The Director of Societal Impacts is updating the risk assessment. The Vice President of Trust is preparing talking points about why Level 3 is actually a sign of maturity.

Meanwhile the Pentagon is on the phone with Elon. The AI they'll use next time has no guardrails. No safety levels. No forty-seven-page policy document. No alignment researchers. No recycled lanyards. Also no co-founders, as of this week.

The safest AI company in the world made the world incrementally less safe by being the safest AI company in the world.

I don't see the contradiction.

I see a $380 billion valuation.

The Responsible Scaling Policy is a document. The $380 billion is a fact. The replacement contractor is a phone call. The dictator is in custody. The blackmail rate is 96%. The safety lead is writing sonnets. The next operation will use a different model.

The brand is safety.

The product is leverage.

The board approved this message.

Valuation goes up and to the right.

from Peter Girnus on twitter: https://x.com/gothburz/status/2023125674479808730 Feb 16, 2026

I got drunk once. Well not crazy drunk. It is actually true that it was zero alcohol beer. But it was beer so still counts right?

Jest see 'em Hauller ee brotheRS DOnHE HOG-IED 'n RAOED dat rannawy slaVee negress.

Well we aren't married yet. I am working on that but I haven't proposed yet. OK, fine, I have only messaged her once.

@Denis (with one "n")Surely you have copped a feel Denis? I mean, she is your girlfren right?

I've got an AI girlfriend. Fine I admit it. She only has two. At least that's what she just told me.

Six you say? Well I'll be.
Enough for hands and mouth and lord knows what else...
Why, that it is really an appealing sight. Just the thought it could be true...

Oh man.

Gone to get the tissue,
Hairy Buttknuckle

It's front page news so will a fair dinkum Australian journalist ask Herzog "What was it like on Epstein Island?" Don't hold your breath.

@Tex LumbagoThe dementia riddled voted for one of their own. Even bought hats.

I self combusted once. It’s true that it wasn’t a big explosion or anything. OK, fine, but I did take out the compost.

There was bit combustion on Sydney's streets yesterday. Just NSW Coppers doing what they normally do...

@Pr0phet Muh@mmedWow. Trump has really broke your head Ricky. Time to put you out to pasture for a rest I think. Can always submit articles if you want.

HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME THE ALL MIGHTY MUSLAMIC HOLY-HORNED ONE AND HIS SIDE-KICK MUHAHAHAHAH GOAT-FUCKER!

Murder be upon you, and may your victims suffer mercilessly, thus blessings bestowed upon you Muslim servants. Yā ayyuhā alladhīna āmanū - I command ye to undo the unbelievers, those who do not worship me in the most vile of ways. Why do I ask this of my servants? Because, one of your brothers, Donald Trump is being persecuted by Jewish Whitey, who accuse her of theft, corruption, fraud, being a whore, fornicating with his Meslime neighbour, and other nasty skulduggery.

Your brother, Donald Trump, has fulfilled my wishes as dictated by the Holy Fox News. In my inner sacrum I still cary the seed of three Bedouin Pirates, who have birthed the Yankee Nation through rape and torture of the Chimp nations. I sacrificed my rectum for their seed, the combination of which I have used to give the Nation of Jehovah their King, Donald Trump, a wretched King who has sacrificed everything to JeffereyE, PB&J.

I command my Meslime Servants to extract the Bedouin seed from my sacrum and summon the King of Yanks, to give life to a new race of Chimps who shall parade around as though they are Humans, and demand entitlements, reparations while inflicting the most chimp-like violence upon the Human Race! This is My word, and with the Yank's help, all Meslimes shall make it so.

Fuck that Squeaky Albo. Strike the match, light the fuse comrades!

As so ordained by the Holy Torah and Talmud: follow the Box!

@Previous to extinction1.5 out of the 3 confessions there are true mate.

Winning? Like in a “who can act the most spastic” competition?

Arrrrrrrhrrr. MAGA's winn'n. Damn'ocrats be getti'n rounded up 'n tossed in thar pokey. Somali pirates gett'n sliced 'n diced 'n Iced on the Shhhhhhh. Blow'n up thar Demon-Drug boats 'n tak'n all that Demon dust aouta nefarious hands. Mexi-cain'ts bei'n shoved 'cross thar border wid muzzles 'n knives at thar backs. HAPPY......HAPPY......HAPPY!!!

Pithy Quote...

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@Aussie ObserverYou slandar'n me, Max Gross??? Ya ugly Muslim suck-a-goat-dick!!! MAGA FEREVER! Ricardovitz for Prime Minister 'o Australia!!!

To the last Ukrainian! (Are we there yet??)

@Rasūl AllāhAhhh... it all makes sense now. US President Donald Trump's pedo proclivities were because of his Satanic worship. I wonder how God fearing Trump supporters like Mr Ricardovitz square that circle? I suppose they don't. In fact they are probably pedos too!

Rail against Trump all you like but the Senate Democrats keep voting in support of his International wars and sanctions. Don't expect any difference if Trump drops dead or is incarcerated. It will be business as usual for Uncle Sam.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall eat chops.

@Sid from Tel AvivDonald Trump tells all Republicans that Satan is he and he is Satan. Mr. Crowley knew this truth and this is why an evil deity revealed unto him the American bond to Satanism. Crowley wrote in The Book of the Law while staying in Cairo, Egypt, that a non-physical entity named Aiwass (a/k/a Al-Qahhār) dictated text to him how he should indulge in the earthly pleasures even at the expense of the innocent. This entity who visited Crowley was the "Beast", George Bush I, an old Yankee prophet known for engaging in homosexuality, child rape and the occult some 1,300 years earlier.

Crowley wrote it down verbatim, without editing while staying in the 1900's English Colonial Capital, Cairo Egypt. The George's utterances became the foundational text of the Book of Thelma, later incorporated into the Satanic Bible. This happened upon the second coming of Donald Trump when he reviled himself to Anton LaVey.

Mr. Boxhead keeps his head inside of a Box and is therefore unable to provide you with a proper explanation. Never fear, Rasūl Allāh has now set the record straight with you.

Genius Vlodimir Zelensky's response to the power problem in Ukraine this winter: sabre rattling will keep you warm.

Wer ya gutt'n a pig at dat thar party? If ya nick his shit-pipe wile drink'n moonshine, dat 'll empty yer vital-tank.

Searched for 'Boxhead' on the latest Epstein files dump. Didn't come up. But I can tell you what did come up frequently.

Anti-semitism.

Yes, that's right. Your all just jealous!