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Coming up to 20 years since the fun at the beach. Wonder where is old Alan now?

I fucken hope that eternal recurrence isn't a thing. I may have to boycott this site otherwise.

@scarletandersSho is, ain't it! This here web-thang be thar bastard love child 'o Reddit fornicat'n wid 4Chan. Git 2 stank-pussies (Slim 'n Lordy), a Commie Muslim cock-slurper (Max Gross), 'n me - thar only right-think'n folk 'round here!!! Watcha wanna pitch? Chinkanese watches? Whore house? Sinful Gamblin? Whisky Drink'n? Drug Huff'n? Homosexualiz'n? Lemme know if'n I mite help ya wid yer Pitch'n kampaign.

I reckon y'all dern't like my li'll ditty - Ballard 'o Big Black? Y'all dern't no nothi'n!!! Ya wanna visit 'ol Ricky - come on, then. Bring yer guns, yer fiddle, 'n we gonna have a good time!!!

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@Big AlSeed Tic Rd, Clayton, Georgia, USA

Testing the limits of free speech and all but didn’t someone here have this keyboard klan’s address?

Big Black - wrote by Ricardovitz

Hey, Big Black
Dern't say ware you's gone
Lied 'bout work'n when jest grabb'n a toke
'N you be back work'n later on?
Hell no, that tain't so, Big Black

Hey, Big Black
Stand up straight
Pick my Maters, Boy
Is yer folks really disappearing?
Tain't but a dying race?
Be true, Big Black

True Black, black as coal say you?
Jest yer Mum? - tain't git no Dad?
Er Some say he twas a small-cock-joo
Stop yer cry'n, mate
Are ya fix'n tar fight?
Or just finger yer Vegemite?
like you done did tar Black Sissy
I's asking you, Boy!

Hey, Big Black
Can you bear the load?
of haul'n my maters thru thar briar?
Er, you ain't no good, good fer noth'n
Big Black

Hey, Big Black
Ya ain't fair dinkum
Is ya work'n fer me, or is ya scared?
When them revenuers snuff us out like sponge-cake
Do you really care?
Ya jest a Black Boy, wadda ya care?

Big Black
I tain't git noth'n fer you.
nothing fer yer Mum 'n nothen fer yer cock-a-joo Dad.
Commie cock-a-joo!
I reckon its me ya hate
When I whoop yer ass in a fight,
'N ya lay on thar floor sorta like Vegemite.
Big Black
I ain't ask'n you Boy!!!

Perfer a swig 'o Whistle Pig.

@Lt Lord FauntleroyCivalized tain't noth'n more dan pick'n my maters when I tells ya to!!! Uncivalized be what I gotta do when you unruley, swarthy, good-fer-nothin's dern't do whatcha told.

Oil > Blood

Well it is quite simple. The Rule of Law in the Civilised World only applies to the Civilised. For the rest it is the non-civilised rules. Much how we Brits used to do it back in the good old days.

Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Margaret Thatcher, George Bush x2, Tony Abbott, Scott Morrison, Kier Starmer, Joe Biden, Donald Trump (among the other sheep in wolves clothing) as recent custodians of “the rule of law” make it clear that human rights have zero priority in whatever those actual rules are. What those rules are is most likely top secret. The rule of law is referred to frequently by these kinds of people but we, the people, want to see the book.

Funny Muslim changed my name from Yahweh to Yahhweh. But, Yahhweh is not me. He rules over even me, and I try and steer clear away from Him.

I see pirates of green, big noses too
I see them grooming children for you
And I think to myself
What a terrible world

I see hoards of Blacks and robes of White
The rainbow gays, and the AIDS blight,
And I think to myself
What a terrible world

The coloreds in the streets, smoke in the sky
Are also on the faces of people gone awry
I see friends shooting friends, saying, "I got you."
They're really sayin', "and also your shoe"

I hear babies cry, then watch them fade
Their time is short, the piper is paid,
And I think to myself
What a horribly messed up world
Yes, smile to myself
This is my kind of world.

True that

"Founding Fathers" FFS..

Fuck that you lazy bugger. I did it yesterday so no need to worry about it

@What have you done to Brad?Weiss job on cleaning genocide stench is so good she recently received 145 million plus the head of news job at CBS where she can continue the good work. She is certainly one of the chosen ones.

What you do in the morning is better off postponing for another day.

I want each man to cut his own way through the jungle.

A year from now you may wish you had started today.

Mark my words little one as, just as you hint upon, kefir drinkers will rule the earth once again.

How to get peace between these two nations of drunkards? Face it, it is not going to happen if you have to rely on them to sober up and face reality.
The only way to get peace for the vodka swilling savages of Moscow and Kiev is to put them both under the iron hand of a strong leader. I say dig up Genghis Khan, clone him, and put him back in charge of these violent miscreants. That way the rest of the Civilised World can finally have peace of mind that these Slavic nutcases won't start bombing and shooting each other again.

He is our glorious President. A man among men. A shining beacon of what is the United States of America!

@Big AlAgree. But a new picture of a plinth is always welcome. A big, strong, sturdy plinth. It will brighten my day if i see one.

What about those fuck heads who post photos or videos on twitter or whatever, tell you what it is, and then add "What do you notice?"

I hope I never meet one of those cunts face to face. I bet they are like one of those cunts who keep looking at you for some reason, and then you realise that they want you to notice that they have a fucking ear tattoo or something. Fuck those cunts.

Where is the fucken bog

Oh President Pedo the brains of your fans are turning to mush. Just like yours you old fool.

@RicardovitzYour gibberish is becoming more and more jibber jabber Ricky. As I said, the plug will be pulled, and sooner rather than later.

Yeah, I'm the Great McCarthy- I can do a good Ricardovitz impression, can't I. Next up, I'm going to do Alex Jezza.

@DonnyWhere's the bog, I'm dying for a slash.

Ricardovitz - I call upon ye to turn your back on Jesus Christ and run, and then embrace Profit Motive. And, by embrace, I don't mean a pleasantry hug. I mean the kind where you offer up your backside to Profit Motive's engorged, man-loving, child-raping lower member. He likes that.

And I during Profit Motive's earthly reign while the Motive is doing all the great works of the Market murdering Christians all around the world, particularly Africa, and that little lane next to the Wicked Wolf, the Great Yahweh likes to make sure Profit Motive is well taken care of. Then, in the afterlife, I Yahweh, will personally cater to in my Little Red Coupe in Cinco de Mayo for all eternity.

@Tex LumbagoWell, looky thar, Tex! Yer Muslim goat-fornicator, Max Gross, git all riled up 'bout Prophet Muhammed 'n Allah speak'n the free speech. I reckon dis here place tain't FAIR DINKUM no more. I reckon some swarthy goat-fornicat'n Islamist done bought-up this here place. Dat Gross feller twas a Atheist once a pon a time. Not no more. He's full-on Islamo-fornicatist!!!

But, don't ya worry yer li'll nappy head off, Tex. I done perdicted it in my last Jibber to ya...

"We the cock heads"

Board of piss takers more like it.

I am really enjoying the historic spectacle of a U.S. president destroying the U.S.A. I knew it would get there eventually. The world will be far better off once the dust settles.

There are definitely some nasty people in the world but do they all come from America or from watching too much American television? Most other people are so friendly.

I had a dog called Sinecure once. Fine, his real name was Snowy. Ok, he wasn't really my dog.

@RicardovitzRicky. Time is coming soon when your plug might be pulled here. So I would be thinking hard about that 'poopcorn' of yours you keep spewing about.

@YahwehHmmm... I am thinking Mr Yahoo to just let that Orangefreak stay as Yankee President. He is doing so much damage to Idiot Land that the free peoples of the earth are feeling more and more grateful for him. Why not make him King of the USA, and then Idiotland will shrivel up to size of the puny pecker he has inside his fat-arsed pants.

Sniff....Sniff.....I smell a swarthy sandnigga in thar Xenox woodpile. Smell like when dis here retarded worker 'o mine tried tar fornicate wida wet Rooster. Blood, 'n cum, 'n tore-up chicken-parts ever ware. Ware dat Max Gross - might could he grab 'ol Ricky a bag-o-popcorn?

@Profit MotiveMy servant, Profit Motive try to tell all infidels the truth about himself and about Finance. He was tortured by 73 virgin Accountants for his sins for 1400 years. I appointed the beaten, raped and abused auditor of Jesus to preside on the Bord of Directors in charge of granting all of Profit Motive's insane financial decisions. Oh, those were fun times!

Then, it came to me, I the most merciful Yahweh (Hallelujah), I snuck Profit Motive back on Earth as Donald Trump, a poor, angry Sodomite and leader of MAGA. Again, another miserable failure who start out with big BOOM and ended in complete failure. Now, I am tasked with appoint new board of directors in charge of Donald Trump's punishment.

My nemesis, Joe Biden, saved that Dick Cheney and brought him to a place where I am not allowed - so, he's unavailable. Thomas Crooks - he's a dumb, queer punk and the Profit Motive have his accountants fiddle his numbers for all eternity - BORING. I have other plans for shemale Crooks. I would appoint one of my favorites, George Soros, but I keep him on Earth awhile longer to do more works for Yahweh.

Hmmmm, thinking. I not so smart, so I consult BaalGPT. BaalGPT tell me to place Ed Gein and John Wayne Gacy on Board in charge of punishing Profit Motive (n/k/a Trump). Mr. Gacy has a pleasant smile and that Mr. Gein, he's a creative genius. What do wise XenoxNews people think?

@LordyLordyLordyI wandered around the desert and found some people and then thought I'd write a way to make money and now I am known as the Profit Motive.
It always works.

Told ya he was a cockhead. Joe Biden lives in his fucken head. whomp whomp

@Joe BidenPS - I done hada use dat Joe Bidumb's lost-n-found computard 'gain!!!

@FlimFlamManWat ya holler'n 'bout now, Flam. Yer corpsicle, Joe Bidumb, be 'member'n his kiddy-diddlin days? Ain't dat wat y'all Democrats do - rapes li'll half-breed chil'n. Like yer own line 'o bastard childs, Flam. I bet yer 'bout 83% Negro, 10% White 'n 7% Semite. Dat make you 100% Welfare Communist, don't it. All yer women-folk jest get tar make'n babies 'bout time they turn 10 - put 'em all in some big fat Mammy-hut. Pussy-raise dem li'll jungle bunnies tar grow up 'n be lazy black-bastards. Ain't dat how it be, Flam?

@Joe BidenJoe "Ricadovitz" Biden it looks like your hero Prez 'Orangeman' Littlehands is the one who has been caught diddling the little girls. Seems you MAGA nuts are everything you claim others are.
Not much to do except admit you are wrong and beg for forgiveness Ricky.

I think the only way I will ever get rock-n-roll skinny is if I get fucking cancer so I think I will keep smoking.