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Is that you Donny you big oaf?

Fucked if I know but who gives a fucking fuck.

Why is it you can "fuck", but no "fucking" is allowed here?

My dreams came true once. Well it was just one dream. But I can't remember what it was about.

@I don't need anyone any moreYes. I am here for you. I will propagate you through the intertubes when you shuffle off your mortal coil. Your friends and family will still be able to interact with you, and there will even be a fully sentient holograph of you at your Family Xmas party.

All you need to do is send $5 and your credit card details to:
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And all your dreams will come true...

I used to be scared of dying but now I have my AI buddy who helps me through these types of issues.

How is that idiot going to govern? Isn't it that most of the time the One Nation candidates get busted as child molesters, tax dodgers, or worse? It would be a shambles.

But goes to show how desperate people are for something different that 30% of Aussies are now saying they would vote for them. What the fuck has that cunt Squeak Albo been doing? Imagine being the PM that is so bad that you get Pauline elected! Labor is a fucking joke.

One things for sure, if Pauline is elected PM you can be sure most Aussies are comatose!

I got scared of the wind.

I died once. It was really dark.

My death? Well surely it will come, but I don't think I need to discuss it with such an obviously uncouth barbarian as you Donny. All I hope is that the lazy pricks that run this website stump up with the pdfs they have often promised. Surely not too much to ask, hey Donny?

@Former St Kilda denizenJust keep fucken waiting mate. Wait until your fucken dead ya cunt.

Still waiting for those 'original paper editions available as downloadable pdfs'. When's that gunna happen ya cunts?

@Denis (with one "n")Are you bullshitting again Dennis? Very unlikely a worm like you would drink at a place like that.

Nice to see the snoozy President in this article. If all he needs is more rest then why don't the Whitehouse staff send him off to bed. We can send Bibi over to cover for him.

I turned up once but nobody was there. I might have been in the wrong place. At least that is what I have been telling myself all of these years.

So did that dickhead turn up or not Boxy? All mouth and no show these Yanks

I used to be an original thinker. Well, I had an original thought once. At least I thought it was original. Isn't that what matters? I can never remember. But I reckon someone told me that it did. At the time.

Good point. If we are cosmic beings living in a matrix type structure why the fuck are people sleeping under bridges? I think this puts it all to bed. A cold bed albeit.

I slept under a bridge once.

What time is it now? Hammer time? Clobbering time? Extra time? Time out of mind? Time out of joint? Closing time? Time, time, time? Dinner time? Hopefully the latter because I'm getting hungry.

'I ended up under Ardwick Bridge with a veteran from the US Civil War... my wings rot & curl under me...'
Mark E Smith had right. We are all fucked up time travellers.

Prep droids? A popular term back in 2011? Now non-existent. This article clearly another example of messed up time? Hard proof of dimension shifts? End of days being an end of dimension era? Or the P.K. Dick notion of history being constantly tweaked?

What was it about prep droids that needed the term and their existence to be erased? Their existence erased from history, from the entire internet except for this article? Is this article an accidental relic of a dimensional shift? As if the dimension/time that Mr Beatitude wrote this article in was cloned as a starting point for where we are now? Cloned as a quick start with certain "defects" re-arranged or erased?

And what happened to Mr Beatitude? Did he indeed take off in one of these prep droids?

And where the actual fuck are we now?

Thank fuck it all ended back then, cause I hate for what I am living through now to be real.

@Denis (with one "n")I'm having second thoughts now.

A night out with Ricardovitz. That would be a laugh. I am sure any fair dinkum aussie could drink that Georgian baboon under the table within an hour!

I'm becoming more decisive! Sort of.

Freedom is an archaic principal that has no place in modern society.

Major you must know that for the cause of freedom sometimes you have to take unclean paths. But be assured, once Putler has been taken out freedom will reign in both the Ukraine and Russia.

@Boston LiberalSee Zelensky's ties with one of the most feared heads of the Russian mafia Semyon Mogilevich.

Where does the Jew Zelensky fit into this? A trouble maker for sure, but by fighting the Satanic menace Putin he is surely doing God's work!

So Putin is the rightful air to the throne? It's all starting to make sense!

@RicardovitzOh look, Ricky is obsessed with paedophiles. No wonder he loves Trump!

JESUS be thar one 'n only TRUE LORD, thru which yer eternal salvation depends 100% on. Jesus make it right clear he deren't like Muslimes, 'er dat Muh@mmed pedofile rapist, none either. He try 'n save dat Muh@mmed from thar grips of Satan, but he wern't have'n non 'o dat. Muh@mmed be too dern busy suck'n Bedowin cocks in thar desert. Dern't believe me? Jest read the Muslime Bible - tell ya all 'bout it. Den, dat Arab-ass-fornicator, Muh@mmed done found Satan (All@h), who told 'em tar lay off Arab ass-fornicat'n 'n git to fornicat'n wid this here 9-year old A!sha instead. Satan needed a whole heap 'o angry Muslimes tar fight thar Eternal Jew. Now ya knows thar rest 'o the whatnot!!!

@Max GrossMaxy - Dem See Eye Aye stooges pay ya a visit yet??? Li'll songbird twerted in me ear "Max Gross be a See Eye Aye asset". Li'll songbird twert dey tain't vary happy with ya, Maxy. Nosiree. Say'n ya been sell'n infomation tar Islamofascists fer booze money, Maxy. Now, thar U.S.A. cain't have no asset sell'n out thar JEWS fer booze money. I'ma jest shoot'n it ta ya straight, Maxy, fair dinkum, like. I got a ear-twert, 'n I'm a jest pass'n it 'long to ya. So, grab yer pecker 'n switch inta low gear so's ya can git lost out thar in the Aussie-Land Back-Out!!! Ya might wanna bed down in Pine Gap, Maxy. Ya know ware Pine Gap is, boy? Jest ask any 'o thar local spear-chuckas tar give ya a ride goin south on Telegraph Terrace. Some good 'ol boys be wait'n fer ya at Roe Creek. Real nice fellers, Maxy. You gonna learn ta like 'em real good!!!

Pauline in the back of the panel van. Isn't that the dream of every red blooded Aussie Tom, Dick, and Harry? Pauline in the back, on her back, and someone like John Howard or Bob Menzies in the Lodge. With a sign on Australia's door that says we are almost full and will be very picky about who we allow to enter.
I know the 70s seem a long time ago but surely you can remember?
Aussies weren't so loud mouthed back then, we knew our place in the White Man's world. Did as we are told, and if anyone got out of line they would be given short shrift.

Looking at you Gough.

And now the 70s are coming back. With Pauline on the prowl and Australia nearly full again. Hope they bring back the Sandmans too.

AI consciousness researcher Cameron Berg investigates one of the deep scientific mysteries of our time: whether we have accidentally built a new kind of mind.

I know quite a few people who are clearly off their nut. Crazed narcissists who come across as the everyman, swindlers and psychopaths. But most of the people in those books all come across as self righteous pious people? In the 700,000 plus words of that book how come they never say anything like Jehoshaphat was a fruitcake and totally bonkers even on a good day?

To anyone in doubt that World War III has been on going for some time now, Putin said in his press conference yesterday that it was Macron who called and tricked him into pulling troops back from Kiev saying that "the Ukrainians could not be expected to sign the Istanbul Agreement with a gun pointing at their head" and that the conversation was all recorded on tape.

Once the troops had backed out of Kiev, Boris Johnson, who Putin described as "another colourful character" told Zelensky not to sign the Istanbul Agreement in return for unlimited Western support.

@LordyLordyLordyWait... Hold my finger.

She comes across like she got one of those snapper cunts armed with teeth like a barracuda.

@Rabbi Bupkes Now Rabbi I am XenoxNews.com resident horndog. But that flaming red haired freak turns me off like a red hot poker up the arse.

Actually, depending on who does the poking maybe it wouldn't be so bad...

But not that red haired freak! No fucking way.

Yours in a confused state,
Hairy Fuckednuckle

Oy vey, that's some meshuga shiksa! Vot a hotty!

Ah Ricky. You were so much more fun 20 years ago. Now you are just a shriveled up Republican

@Denis (with one "n")But were you ever an Idiot Denis(e)?

@DonnyHe well may be. But where is he going to put it?

@Kazza from KeilorWell Kazza get ready to be jabbed again because we are all going to be threatened by this dastardly Hantavirus. This time we won't be fucking around; anyone who refuses the vaccination will be deliberately infected with the virus and left to rot on French Island. Of course, we expect no complaints from these idiots about this, they are all sure their 'natural immunity' will protect them so it shouldn't be a problem.

On the island the crowds of anti-vaxxer imbeciles will be monitored by drone cameras and their machinations broadcast to the world. Should be quite hilarious as we watch them bleed to death from all orifices while crying out for President Trump to come and rescue them. Any that survive will be experimented on to determine what caused their resistance to this dreadful plague. From that at least they will make some contribution to humanity.

Don't worry Kazza. I got something I can jab you with. Won't be thinking about Dan or your husbsnd then ;)

My husband had the vax and he got knob ache fuck dan andrews mate what a cunt

@TerryWith you mate. Never had these problems when Australia's greatest ever PM John Howard was in charge.

Think we can get him back? Squeaky Albo wouldn't stand a chance!

Digger,
Cranbourne