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I love me a Pirate Boy. Hair green, red, or black, I don't mind. As long as his lips are around the old fella, everything is fine 😍

Well I'll be. We are back!

How dare you insult our great PM you dim witted hillbilly Ricadovitz!
Your Orange Small Handed President Trump isn't fit to wipe our PM Squeaky Albo's arse!

I've been living on the Dole since my mum was a young tart and I was just a young lad. PLEASE keep me as Australia's Prime Minister - I don't know any other way of life other than living off of the tax payer's money.

My mum got knocked up by a drunkard, and I popped out of her cunt 9 months later. She was already on the Dole and taught me how to take "free stuff" from the government at an early age. I've been bilking the Australian people to pay may way in life and my mummy tells me I've done a fine job.

That meanie, Peter Dutton called me a faggot, a poofter, a turd-burglar and a cock-gobbler. Well, I won't confirm or deny any of that, (but, I do love a stiff communist cock in my rectum), and he can't prove it. Besides, I'm married now. To some tart who happens to have one of those weird front-fannies. Its squishy and icky - I don't like it. And, she's missing.... something.

I'm hoping that you fine blokes at Xenox News can help me out. I'm sick and tired of people calling me a POOFTER! I'm very afraid that some foreigner could come to OZ (we named our dog Toto, isn't that cute), and take my good-paying prime minister job away from me. For the first time in my life, I could be off the Dole and have to find work. My wife told me I could be a house-whore for older men, and that doesn't sound too bad to me. But, then nasty-Peter would call me vile, ugly names all over again. I can't have that (pardon me, I'm ggggetting a lllllittle teary-eyed)!

Hillbilly Bitches, Let Us Pray:

Awar rahmani rahim
Azazil lillahi rabbil alamin
Ar-rahmanir rahim
DajjalMaliki yaumi din
Iyaka na’budu wa iyaka
WA WA WA WA WA WA
Die Juden
Hanikak Aisha....Hanikak Aisha
Alalalalala Akakakar Dumah
Ameen

Ted Bundy? Teddy Kennedy? is that you? I remember you wanting to date my precious little Ashley - couldn't keep your scurvied paws off of her. But, Ashley only had eyes for her fuzzy pet snake, if you know what I mean, Ted.

Seems like someone told me you were serial killing girls up in the frat house at Chappaquiddick. I know, not like we all didn't do that in your younger days, but Ted I never got caught. I took up for you, Ted, cuz I know you're a stand-up guy, and you'd do the same for me.

Jill wanted to say "Hi Ted", but she's busy taking care of my boy, Hunter right now - I hear her screaming at him, she's almost done. But, then, I have a real pooey mess for her to clean up next. Always good talking to my old buddy Ted.

What I like about this cartoon is that he picked Woody Allen before anyone else.

@Joe BidenJoe didn't you also do this stuff with the Orangeman in the Whitehouse? He sure is starting to act like you now, what with him wandering around in a daze and mumbling inanities half the time. Seems like you really are the best of pals in reality.

A little girl, just like that one, gave me an ice-cream a long time ago for my 70-something birthday. She hid sharp little razor blades all in. My momma always taught me to eat ice-cream with my back-pussy, which is what I commenced to do.

That ice-cream gave me the bloodiest hemorrhoids in the history of Delaware! Dr. Jill had to stitch up my back-pussy. She must have gotten a little too carried away, because I couldn't shit for a month. For real man, I went a whole month having to puke poo out of my pie-hole. I tried to sue Jill for malpractice only to find out she wasn't a real doctor......anyway, that's how we beat medicare.

Hay boy, I done give y'all a hunnered chances tar VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ prime minister 'o Aussieland. I pleged 'a give y'all yer guns back so's ya werntant never be 'holdin tar crooked politicians never 'gain. Give y'all FREEDOME 'O SPEECH. Real Freedom. Southern-style Freedom. 'N ship off all them nefarious wogs, lebos, muslims, abos, 'n slant-eyeds back tar the jungles they done come from.

But, no, y'all vote for slop-a-cock Ken. King 'o the sopp'in wet vaginars. Now, ya git stank kooter all up in yer feather bonnets 'n tween yer toes. 'N no FREEDOM tar show fer it!!!

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@RicardovitzWe could just ask old President 'littlehands' Trump what he uses. Seeing he has the experience.

Whatcha look'n fer, boy? Skkkittles? Kkkandy? Kkkake? Boolits? Boolit-banger? How 'bout a ripe young negress???

Is this what they call the dark web?

I scream you scream we all scream

What happened to Penn? Shouldn't he be leading the charge to save Ukraine? Or was that just a contract he got from Joe?

Oh Mr Ricardovitz is that old girlfriend of yours in the picture the one with glasses? Why you dirty little queen!

"IRAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO BLACKMAIL THE WEST WITH ITS OIL "

Or with their Homuz Strait!

This is a disgrace! What sort of 'News' service would promote filth like this?

And... How much did you pay for it?

@Profit MotiveOi Ricky! Getting all a bit confusing isn't it? Jebus or Jehovah? Georgia or Tennessee? Better get off your sister and start to do some schooling again. That AI has addled your hillbilly brain.

@The DonaldOh Ricky. Your great hero, the Orange President who loves to fiddle with kiddies, is surely amongst the World's biggest morons.

You know. Like yourself.

@The DonaldBlood in the snow is so vivid compared to blood in the sand. Throw in a few limbs and you will set the scene for a tasty presidential selfy back drop.

@Watch-a-ma-call-itGaza is dead. Lebanon is free for the taking. I DID THAT. Bibi, I love that guy, but he's on his way out. He's got big, big problems.

And, did you know - they love me in Israel. They say I'm going to be the next President of Israel - you know what, I believe them. You just wait and see what land I take next when the Jews make me King. Greenland didn't like the deal I gave them. I'll have Israel annex Greenland.

Now, with that faggot Keir Starmer dying from Monkey-Pox - did you see that? That's right, he's got the monkey-AIDS. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE ENGLAND GREAT AGAIN. When I'm done ruling over Israel, I'm coming for England.

Boxboy, ya tain't never sho up. Now, them Niggagration boys done yank me visa 'n send me home. Some 'ol boy bot me a beer, 'n I gave 'm a RICARDOVITZ FOR PM shirt. Ya might see 'm 'round, boy. Back ware I git 'long, 'n right happy wid it!!!

My Wall St Caliphate and captured Christian Manhattan has been laid to ruins by the Jews. I issue an audit on all Jews. I do this before and yet it fall upon deaf ears. Now I issue audit on all Christians and Arabs that piss fire upon Georgia. I do this in the name of Jesus, son of Satan, anti-Lenin and anti-Pharaoh. Georgian oil will have secret poison embedded to make world pay for what those who oppose Jesus have do to us Christians.

I call upon my brother, Tex Lumbaglish to round up his ass-fornicating friends-of-Jesus and RAIN TERROR UPON ISRAEL and those who oppose Georgia.

I beg my cousin Max Gross to shove Jesus down every unbeliever's throat and turn them toward Communism.

And, most of all, I plead to tranny-sister Ricardovitz to stop sending his blow-buddies to Gazastine. It confuse traumatized Gaza war veterans, who now find Rickys tranny-ass more desirable than my habit-cald beauties. This just make messy, bloody stew, not strong babies for human shields and fighting Jews.

In PB&J Jesus's name
The Living Profit Motive

One of Pervis' best

i've done fair dinkum. done her twice in fact. once on my knee, and another time over the kitchen table.

But what's that you tell me? Ms Fairies Dinkum wasn't a fair dinkum woman?

well what the fuck. A hole be a hole whatever gender she be.

She is not gulliver dickhead

Instead of penalties to decide a game why not put the ball in her Valenzula? She could lie on her back in the middle of the field and then the opposing teams take turns to lob the ball in her Vulva from the goal line. Those who get the most in win.
Be a lot more exciting in my opinion.

The twoof will set you fwee

The leader of the free world. An exemplar to us all. And like many before him, an all round dickhead.
Ladies&Gentlemen the President of the Unired States of America!

@KokoWell Ms Koko there have been many explanations and definitions for it, but in the end there is only one possible answer. Poms is short for Pommie bastard.

Pomme and Pomme de tere... both French foods... so why the English called pomms?

Maybe if that pommy cunt Keith listened to us instead of that old fucking cunt Murdoch he wouldn't be getting the arse!

They've been fucking force feeding us that freedom pill for so long we don't even know what freedom is anymore!

Meanwhile US oil and gas sales are off the charts...

Backing Iran in this fight. Beating the Yanks off and also showing the world Israel is the worst spoilt brat country has been a lesson.

Tehran pulling down the Empire of Morons has been wonderful to watch.

The fix is in!

@Ken from KyivBetter head out of town bro.

Life in the bunker Max? It's not getting any easier is it?!

@Ken from KyivWatching Moscow burn. Such a great day for freedom! Slavo the Ukraino!

Maybe if Trump seen who was blowing them he'd change his mind?

He is a hum sap lo after all.

Good lord! My oh my!

Well I'll be.

She can blow my Valenzuela anytime of the week...

Phew. Hmmm...

Oh oh. There I go again. Better get the tissues.

Yours in a funk of naughtiness,
Hairy Buttfunkle

Nonsense Mr Gross. Why President Trump has just declared peace in our time. What more could you hoi polloi want?

So Clive Palmer is a genius? And what is Lord and Master Professor Williams worth?

And what if you are a trilionaire? Isn't that evidence in itself of genius? Of a skill and intelligence beyond that of your average man?
Surely it indicates that this supremely rewarded individual, not only designs but creates? Creates a reality that we are all blessed to live in?

Isn't he in fact a modern God?

Oh Elon please bless us all with a few shekels of your wealth and my tongue will be forever embedded up your arse!

[quote=Robin]Who did he address the letter to?

Cunt,
London

Whoever that is it looks like they are holding a cigarette. I used to smoke cigarettes. Fine, but I did try once. True, I couldn't light it because it of the wind. I didn't have a lighter; also true.

Censorship in Xenoxnews.com? Never! Always free and fair discussion here.

Unless it is anything from that Georgian Hillbilly Ricky. In that case sensitive re-definiton of the various offensive terms he uses is not only warranted, but essential. He is after all, a sista-fucking fuckwit.

What was the question again?