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@RicardovitzNever mind the ring, look at those fingers. So long! Not like that Orange man you adore Ricky. Ol' Presidunce 'Littlehands' Trump.

As I write this I am trying to think of an original thought. It is not as simple as it might sound. Would an original question count? Like, arhh.. does Edward De Bono use AI now instead of putting on different hats or picking up random items from around his house to solve worldly problems?

(There is no way I am going to ask this question of AI that would be way too embarrassing!)

Do you ever have original thoughts? AI can't apparently. But do you? Can you share some of them with me?

Watch them lily arsed liberals trying to walk a fine line. Clutching their pearls and calling for unity and love.
Can't be unified with a fascist. Can't love a zionist. Time to choose a side before they be choosing you.

I started a joke once and it started the whole world crying.

How dare you! Name a Jew-Shoot'n beach after me. https://i0.wp.com/www.orlandoweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1440147.webp?w=640&ssl=1

@Tex LumbagoThar ring 'er nail-paint? Boxboy - ya ain't fool'n us! Ya got hitched-up tar some 'ol Bitch-Boss. Ya tain't a queer, cuz dat gold ball 'n chain ain't hitched up tar the faggot-finger. You git a Bitch-Boss, boy, runn'n ya 'round, 'n clutter'n up yer skybox wid lady-paint. Well, I'm gonna throw ya a bone, Boxboy - how 'bout ya take a li'll venture up tar N. Georgia. I'll put ya'all up on my farm. I'll have them Hauler brothers sneak ya out in da middle 'o night, 'n git ya down tar the Station fer ya ta git outa town. Leave yer wifey Bitch-Boss wid me. I git a whole program fer ta git her Right w/ Ricky!!!

A little bit of what went around came back and smacked the ones that sent it around. And supposed to give a shot about that? Fuck 'em.

I could knock off a case right now

@DonaldAhh Mr Ricky, sorry Mr Donald, Boxy has told me to convey the following to you:
"I was only looking after it for a friend"
He now considers the case closed.

Looky thar, boys 'n girls, 'ol Boxboy done git hiself hitched. Got a box on 's scalp 'n a ball 'n chain 'round his finger. What all dat sassafras be back thar, Boxboy? Nail paints? You all upity in her sky-box, nail-paints, Missus Boxboy 'n whatnot. How 'bot ya strip Missus Boxboy nekid 'n paint a CONFEDERATE FLAG on 'er, 'n let me take a gander at dat!!!

@LordyLordyLordySon, I'm a handsome man with a beautiful - the most beautiful wife in the world. I've had more pussy and the best pussy a man can have. When I look in the mirror, you want to know what I see? Success. Winning Bigly. That's what I see Little Lordy. Do you know what you will see? My Court Judgment with a big fat orange stamp that says "PAY DONALD".

@DonaldDo you mean is it a fact that you are an Orange Fat Arse? A cursory inspection of the mirror would reveal that fact Donald.

Here is another sub heading under a photo of Netanyahu: “Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has blamed Anthony Albanese for the devastating massacre in Bondi.”

Would it be accurate to say that this Netanyahu fellah is wanted for war crimes in 117 countries including Australia? But some how not only is there no mention of this but he is plastered over their website as if some type of moral arbitrator.

This rule of law thing is truly confusing.

Is that your opinion, or a "fact", LordyLordyLordy. Because, not if, but when the BBC gives me money for their slander against me, I will be coming after you next with your fake facts. I will prove you wrong. And, then you will owe me. Your google-foo is no match for my subpoena-foo.

@DonaldOh you tub 'o' lard Donald! As if the Poms are going to give you a red penny.
For an old orange fatty like you the best you will get is a free serve of fish'n'chips, and then a foot up your fat arse and told to bugger off out of Blighty!

I sued the BBC for 5 Billion Dollars. Here's why. Several days before the 2024 US Presidential election the BBC News program, Panorama, broadcast a documentary about the events on January 6, 2021, when secret FBI agents goaded a few of my supporters into breaking into the Capitol in Washington. I never told them to do that. Really, the ordinary people, not FBI plants, just wanted Congress to hear their voices and tell them not to certify the fake election results in favor of the Democrat's.

In the BBC documentary, the excerpt from my speech was a spliced edit by the BBC. This edit combined two separate moments of my address to into a single sentence, creating the impression that gave some explicit call for violence. However, when you listen to that section of my speech without edits, it couldn't be more clear that I called for people to peacefully go up to the Capital (not inside of it) and let their voices be heard. Most of them did just that. I never made a call to violence, however the BBC made it look that way with its sneaky, slimy edits. So, yeah, that's going to be money in my pocket and money out of theirs.

Aren't they both dead? If not, they are surely to be soon. Maybe that is where the equivocation of the 'likely' comes from. Aunty being honest for once.

Another genius headline from the ABC today after over a dozen people were mown down in Bondi yesterday:

“Bondi shooter ‘likely’ to face criminal charges”

Such an erudite observation, someone deserves a pay rise.

OH deary me. Guns, guns, everywhere.

I thought lil Johnny got rid of them all...

The ABC article today has a prominent bolded sub heading:

Almost all' foreign fighters say they were 'tricked by Russia'

A few sentences later:

Some had similar stories to Evans, but others acknowledged that they were mercenaries and had volunteered to fight for Russian forces.

Which it all or some?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-14/athlete-says-russia-lured-him-for-work-then-sent-him-to-war/106122770

@FaustYes you clearly do need to specify the intended orifice.

@Mephistopheles younger brotherAnd I, now am a shimmering angel from high above, dirty your scalp with the blessed excrement of my anus.

Bill, so what if I made up a dramatic story of how I met Joe? Those 500 people in Delaware that saw Joe and I at three major fundraising events at the Stone Balloon (Ale House) in 1972 after the Stone Balloon opened in February are all dead BILL. DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! You can't prove anything now. Joe paid you well, Bill to SHUT UP ABOUT IT! You got Joe's money and I still let you play with my magic pussy, Bill, even after I married the limp-dick half-wit.

@Joshua 11:21-22Josh you sound like a naughty boy. Maybe you been hanging out with some of those other lazy Bible arseholes. Tell you what, you say you're sorry and my brother won't poke his trident up your arse when you are burning in hell with him.

And at that time Joshua came and cut off the Anakim from the mountains: from Hebron, from Debir, from Anab, and from all the mountains of Judah, and from all the mountains of Israel; Joshua utterly destroyed them with their cities. None of the Anakim were left in the land of the children of Israel; they remained only in Gaza, in Gath, and in Ashdod.

@-.-. .. .-Message received Good Chap. Will be there with the necessaries.

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Richard Vitz, you remind me ......errr.....ahhhhh......um...ah... are you that Memphis Judge who's daddy paid me a lotta .... ahhh....a lotta....ummm ......a lotta something so my autopen could give his boy a Judge job? Richard vitz...... Ritz ...... Kevin Ritz? Oh well, this is all hurting my brain ..... and I'm getting a headache ... ahhh ..... ummm . . . Medicare . . oh, no, Jill, JILL, something smells awful and I think I need my bum cleaned.

@Victoria NulandHi thar, Toria. Been a long time, tain't it? I reckon ya dern't 'member me none. But, I 'member you.....'n yer hubby CIA stooge Bobby. Yessiree, I 'member 'ol Bobby. We calld 'm Bobby Woggy, cuz he be some kinda greek-joo, er someth'n. Twern't he? Anywhoo, I 'member Bobby Woggy wen he be CIA'n in Europe fer gather'n infomation on Saddam's Regime. I recko'n 'ol Bobby Woggy 'll still deny bei'n a CIA stooge even today. But, Ricky know betta. Dat's right, 'ol Rick knows Bobby Woggy. Git me own infomation on 'm. But dat's fer 'nother day. Anywhoo, Toria, I'm a gonna give ya a tiddy biddy bit 'o medical advice. Ya aughta try Ozempic tar git dat girly figure 'o yers back from days-gone-byby. Yessiree!!!

Australia is playing nice too and will soon be the tip of the spear against China. They agreed to conscription for the Viet war plus their leaders have never been so compliant. The Aussies will buy even more weapons, get into massive debt to us, while sacrificing their kids lives too before long. They are so dumb we won't even have to stage a coup.

A democrat just became the mayor of Miami for the first time in 30 years. Thank god because it looks like Zelensky is on the ouster, and after he is gone peace talks will likely advance.

But with a bigger Democrat majority after the mid terms next year and the US presidential election in 2028 we should be able to keep the meat grinder going!

I've been fucked and waning since I got Covid. Rabid vaccine injury conspiracy fuck heads who to this day continue to muddy the waters and flip the narrative haven't helped.

Negros. Commies. Negro-Commies, dat wat hurt'n me, Dr. Bobby. Dat wat hurti'n thar world. Ya git some kinda fix fer them's problems, Dr. Bobby? Can ya make my ailments varnish?

It is always a mess. Don't know why you would want a picture Fred.

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@Herr FuckbucklePics or it never happened

@Jimmy the WeedI hope his wife gets the job if he drops out due to rigor mortis. He wont be the only one stiff when I see her up on the Podium!

Oh... hmmm... here is that mess again.

Yours sticky for Melania,
Herr Fucknuckle

Finally Doctor Robert. I reckon I'll just let it be then.

El Presidente Naranja is almost 80 years. He has undergone two MRIs and two cognitive tests in recent times. It's pretty clear why. His physical and mental deterioration is obvious to anyone who isn't one of his sycophantic cronies. Surely he can't last much longer!

And the worst part? It ain't anywhere near done yet!

[quote=Concerned Pom, Subiaco]Any ideas Dr Robert?

Hmm yes.. well this sounds like more of a psychological rather than medical issue however the cure, as is often the case for issues like this, is quite straight forward. I prescribe 10 x Helter Skelters followed up by 1 x Yer Blues. Then head off to the pub.

If the swelling hasn't gone done after that then try the jacuzzi.

@Doctor BobWell, that does make it more attractive...

It's my friend, you see. She said she knows what it's like to be dead. And be damned if that doesn't make me feel like I've never been born.

Any ideas Dr Robert?

@Doctor BobI had an accident with a syringe once. To be fair it was not really a syringe accident. And I was in a licensed vehicle.

@Concerned Pom, SubiacoIf it is of any extra incentive the first consultation is free! What ails you old chap?

@Doctor BobMy friend works for the National Health Dr Bob. Who'd pay money to see themselves with Dr Bob?

If there is a hell then this is it.

@Concerned Pom, SubiacoI'm actually a surgeon. It is true, and I have heard it myself, that there is gossip about my medical license having been revoked but that is not the complete reality of the situation. It is all related to an unfortunate mishap with a syringe but I firmly believe the incident in question has no bearing on my expertise even if some of my advice can be cryptic. Without yearning there is no growth. Without growth there is no yearning. The double whammy effect is now in full play. Collard greens. Collard greens I say. And I will hear nothing against this.

English is actually a form of German so don't get too uppity.

@Doctor BobDr Robert! Are you a new and better man?

'Rapprochement' is French, isnt it? If so, ipso factor you might say, it cant be a word of the day can it? Because the Word has to be English, right?
I tell you those immigrants are even taking over our language! Who is gunna stand up for us English speakers?!

Try Ivermectin. Morning and night. And then a bucket of chaff.