Ted from the Top of the Town
10 years ago
Election 2016 – Malcolm Muffs It!
Well after a bit of scare it looks like Malcolm will be returned with a slim majority. No problem there, he has a well disciplined party behind him who will surely support him 100% of the way. I expect the dynamic go-getter economy he has been pushing will be up and firing in no time. And hopefully we will get all those tax cuts he promised.
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
Election 2016 – Malcolm Muffs It!
Gotta laugh at those whining Libs. Their whole shtick has been exaggerated or false scare mongering; the reffos, the carbon tax, the 'debt'. Born to rule clowns.
Digger
10 years ago
Election 2016 – Malcolm Muffs It!
Would've won easy if Tony was in charge. The fair dinkum Aussie majority would've backed him against the union thug backed Shorten and his Greenie extremist mates.Digger,Cranbourne
Loony Les
10 years ago
Election 2016 – Malcolm Muffs It!
Let 'em all hang Max! High and fucking dry!
Bob, formerly Aussie PM
10 years ago
Elections? We've had a few...
@John, formerly at KirribilliStick it John. Your lousy mob lost. Meanwhile I got a few Yards to down...
John, formerly at Kirribilli
10 years ago
Elections? We've had a few...
The lies in this campaign were unbelievable. And to think that the taxpayer funded media repeated them all. Malcolm if you scrape in your first order of business must be to sell the ABC!
Digger
10 years ago
Elections? We've had a few...
Bring back Tony!Digger,Cranbourne
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
ALP LOSER BRUMBY GONE – NOW FOR GILLARD!
@And the Seems like he did all right in the end; now he is Premier.
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
Elections? We've had a few...
Labor win by a whisker
Frodo, Carlton
10 years ago
Elections? We've had a few...
Any one picked a winner yet?
Dimboola Dan
10 years ago
Malcolm and Modi the Monster
I am voting for a Man with an eye on growth and development. And obviously Malcolm is that man because it is the only things he ever talks about.
New Dehli Dev
10 years ago
Malcolm and Modi the Monster
For a monster Modi cuts a stunning figure in a white suit.You white devils will soon feel the full brunt of our Indian tiger roar! No more belittling our leaders. We will dry up your economies, and close your 7-11s.
Ricardovitz
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
Yup - 1990's, but 'ol Vince Foster, he ain't forgit it none. Still dead. Billy 'n Shrillbilly kilt him.
Loony Les
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
@RicardovitzVincent Foster? Is this like some 1990's flashback? But I hardly took any acid back then...
Ricardovitz
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
Hillary Clinton = MURDERER! Shrillbilly Clinton Benghazi report jest came out: 1) Shrillbilly Clinton lied 'bout all that muslim-movie stuff causing an uprisin. 2) Shrillbilly Clinton murdered with intent all them Americans at the Benhazi Embasy lettin them Muslim Terrorists rip thar heads off while Shrillbilly 'n Obama held back the troops that coulda helped. 3) Shrillbilly Clinton engaged in cover-up by deleting and fabricatin emails on her black-box secret private server. 4) Shrillbilly Clinton took a total of $732,051,322 from Muslim Terrorist nations, stuffed it in her foundation fer 10 minute speaches 'bout keeping the planet green, carbon tax and global warming. Selling influence to our enemies, she was. 5) Shrillbilly Clinton covered up Bill Clinton's rapes. 6) Shrillbilly Clinton helped Billy rape 3 of them women. 6. Shrillbilly Clinton murdered Billy's private lawyer, Vincent Foster and made it look like a suicide. The truth is out thar; now the truth is in here, boys 'n girls.
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
Actually the lesson from this referendum might be that shooting politicians does, in fact, work.
Sussex Slim
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
@RicardovitzYes indeed it is young man. Free from the French. From the Germans. And from every spic east of the Danube. From now on we will be an England for the Englishman.And that means hillbilly sister-fuckers such as yourself will certainly not be allowed to grace our hallowed green shores.
Ricardovitz
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
PRAISE GOD ENGLAND IS FREE!!! Free from Commie punks. Free from thar tyrany of the Neanderthal Europeans. Free from German overloards. Freedom is ringing loud taday, boys 'n girls. Yessiree it is!!!
Wise Statistician
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
@AnonymousIs there truly evidence for that? I mean forever is a long time they say; and they longer it is the more chance you will be coming back!
Anonymous
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
@Loony LesYou had it right the first time. You leave... forever!
Loony Les
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
@Loony LesLive forever... Live forever is what I meant.
Loony Les
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
@AnonymousNonsense. I am going to leave forever cause time ends when I die.
Anonymous
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
We are all of us walking dead, watching the clock winding down
Artisan Assassin
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
Rather than using a bullet I prefer the sling. For like David bringing down Goliath, it is the small things that can kill them.
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
2016. Calling it for Hillary
@RicardovitzLike all numbskull right wing loonies, it seems Ricky has seen the light and now is a Trump man. Next he will be telling us he has giving up diddling his sister!
Ricardovitz
10 years ago
2016. Calling it for Hillary
Hillary thar 'ol Sea Hag! Been a closet Lesbian all 'er life 'n married to a tiny-pecker rapist. Who you think gonna hit that Nuke Button first? A bitter 'ol sea hag, frustrated lesbian who be tied by law to a man-whore rapist? Or a successful, land owner, building owner, big-chese landlord who git a pretty wife, loyal good lookin childs 'n a whole heap 'o money? If'n my name was Hillary Clinton, I'd take a huge swaller on the Meth Pipe 'n beat that red Nuke Button with her husband's head 'till it were covered with scrambled brains.
Ricardovitz
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
Dern't even bother answer'n this one BoxBoy. Y'all tain't got not guns so y'all ain't gonna do no shoot'n. Aussies talk'n 'bout shootin is like a sackless queer-boys talk'n bout gett'n a gal pregnant. Jest dreamin; tain't gonna happen!!!
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
Famous understatements #01:
@Dump&BlusterYou were spot on about Obama mate. A big talker, but in the end did what he was told.
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
NOT ANOTHER FUCKING BALI MONUMENT...
@AnonymousAnd yours too Digger?
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
KIM WILL WIN NEXT ELECTION...
@ChatoWe got Abbott.
Tombstone Pete
10 years ago
#AskBoxhead Shooting Politicians
What if I shot them. Just to watch them die?
Pistoff
10 years ago
Turnbull Robs and Gropes!
Turnbull is a lousy lying cunt. That is all.
Big Arse End of Town
10 years ago
Turnbull Robs and Gropes!
Turnbull is like a Gandhi. Troubled upbringing. Open, outgoing nature. Wears a tie. Hold on. Actually he is not like Gandhi at all. More like the guy who wears the glasses and is on the Monopoly box.
There is no society
10 years ago
2016. Calling it for Hillary
Even when the body is sucked dry the vampires circle. The possibility of even a drop of blood enough to make the screaming harpies feast again.
Patriot
10 years ago
2016. Calling it for Hillary
HIllary will be a dynamic leader. And unafraid to show some US muscle in dealing with the troublespots around the world.She has my vote.
Fred Hillmer's Dog
10 years ago
Turnbull's ABCC/DD Circus
Love you work Maxie! Very productive
Anonymous
10 years ago
Gangs of Melbum
Help me lord! It is the Apex Poofs!
Christina Pyne
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
@RicardovitzExcuse me? Bum slavery, is it? I certainly hope you wear a condom!
Christina Pyne
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
@RicardovitzWhat is this obsession you have with buttocks, sir!
Ricardovitz
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
God give boys 'n girls "free will", ain't gave no right ta freedom. Nosiree. Yer free ta work for freedom; 'n git free will to be a bum-slave. Yer choice!
First toot of the day
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
@RicardovitzWhat about the God given right of the freedom of men? The freedom to be free. To do as our heart desires? Wasn't that promised by Ezekiel? What did the Lord tell Abraham? DO WHAT THOU WILT! The only slaves we will have are the slaves of the mind. Slave to the incoherent babblings of the businessman, and the incoherent warblings of the Scientist.Cast of your shackles Sheeple! The freedom train is arriving.
Ricardovitz
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
Hear's what he said, SV: Dern't spend no money on bums!!! Bums make good slaves! Slaves make fer good workers!! Cheap workers! So, burn 'em like candel hops 'n hempwax or work 'em like slaves!!!
Swinging Voter
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
@Neil Ferguson, Hysterical HistI would agree. If I understood what you were saying Neil.
Dandenong Danny
10 years ago
Gangs of Melbum
I am ready. I'll be on corner of Flinders and Elizabeth and I will fuck anyone who dares fight me.Come on ya weak cunts; where are ya!
Neil Ferguson, Hysterical Hist
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
@Digger, CranbourneDigger I see that accident as a metaphor. A metaphor for the way life and politics are meeting in a head on crash of ideas, ideals, and an ecstatic vision of innumerable twitching neurons cast aside by the wanton aggressive nature of the average hoi polloi homeowner. In the accident, the sideways motion reveals the secret intent of a cabal of union apparatchiks moving to secretly control our lives and business opportunities. In the head on crash it is the war of ideas coming to a head and splashing the blood of the victims like the loss of one’s property; stolen from us by the unwashed masses and the left wing fantasies of Corbyn, Sanders, and Shorten.Don’t you agree?
Digger, Cranbourne
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
That Shorten is a danger to the Nation! His convoy of Union thugs and Government teat-suckers nearly run some dinki-di hard working Aussies off the road.You have lost their support Billy Boy! Pretty soon the silent majority will wake up and put the hard working Lib team back in to power to give us the growth and jobs we need. As well as keep the reffo trash out of our great nation.
Nick from the North Shore
10 years ago
A Budget to Die For 2016
Malcolm has jumped out the gates with a clear policy of 'Jobs and Growth' and leaving slow coach Shorten in his wake. I predict only a minor swing to the ALP, nowhere near enough to win and unlikely to stop Lib/NP coalition gaining the Upper House. Top notch work PM Turnbull!
Lt Lord Fauntleroy
10 years ago
TEHRAN EMPLOYING DRUG ADDLED KILLERS IN IRAQ?
You thick eared Georgian dimwit, I have explained the comings and goings of the Chinese economy on these pages years ago: https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/lifestyles/2481-china-economic-colussus-or-economic-basketcaseRead it and learn. And perhaps you can work on your grammer too, you dumbarse hillbilly.
Ricardovitz
10 years ago
TEHRAN EMPLOYING DRUG ADDLED KILLERS IN IRAQ?
A bit 'ol financial crisis is developin in China, it’s already being called China’s 1929 – thar start of China's Great Depression.This big huge bubble done popped when the dramatic series of government interventions to stem the panic dern't work none. Git this, boys 'n girls, 940 companies, is now suspended trading on China’s two main indices. Also, Xi Jinping is shootin any Chinaman er Chinagal caught takin silver, gold, palladium, platinum, dollars, yen, yaun, er anythang else out of China. "America in 1929 and China today – are at roughly similar stages of economic collapse". PM Turnbull declared "I hope those folks in China are saving their rice 'n rat stew...cuz the booms over, explained by hugemongus debt. China’s debt boom dwarfs that of even the “roarin Twenties”. Borrowed money, or margin investing, played a major role in China's speculative excess."N they dern't do GAP accountin", declares PM Turnbull "when yer figurin ya gotta do GAP accoutin, but them Chinks dern't do it!!!" As noted by JK Galbraith in his classic account, China is crashing harder than a Crack-head in a Indonesian prison.
FlimFlamMan
10 years ago
TEHRAN EMPLOYING DRUG ADDLED KILLERS IN IRAQ?
@Ricardovitzand we call you 'Dickhead'
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