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What about his women? His wife?His daughter?Man... he has my vote...Raw from stroking,Hairy Buttknuckle

No. I think I would rather hide at home with my Uber delivery and Pornhub.

Trump is going to give Americans the thorough corn-holing they so richly deserve.

@DNAnd now Carr works for the Chinese Communist government. Ain't life a pip!

@RicardovitzCan somebody please translate Ricardovitiz's comment into coherent English? Oh never mind, it's bound to be gormless bullshit anyway.

Most Recent quote from Kim Fatty III - king of China: "I no likey Chinese food no maur. Me likey Big Mac & cheez; Hershy baur, and Beer...rots and rots of Beer. Make me fat, but I no care. I kill you ho's call me FAT, I king of China. I KIM FATTY III"

Thar USofA ain't no Democracy - never was, 'n God saves us never will neither. It's a Republic...of States. Y'all Euro-queers dern't vote fer yer Prime Ministers in a big 'ol circle-jerk neither, so I dern't wanna hear no nevermind smack-talk from tard-land. 'N Dixie sho-a-nuff ain't gonna be ruled by the likes of stink'n Yankees or filthy Kalifornians. Nosiree boy - them polar ice caps 'll melt 'n thar won't be a lick of snow left on this here planet 'fore Dixie is gona let foreign goons rule over it!!!

Julian has certainly been a naughty boy lately. Hopefully President Trump will give him that pardon for services rendered.

@Number CruncherCould say the same for Obama and all the other Presidents. That country is as democratic as the Royal Kingdom of Thailand; ie not at all.

Trump scraped in and has no mandate! Add the almost 50% of US citizens who didn't bother voting to the number of those who voted for Clinton or other candidates and you realise that only about a quarter of the population voted for Trump. He is all bluff.

Right now about 20% of the US population subsists below the poverty line so you can expect that number to skyrocket. Trump is a crooked billionaire FFS!

@RicardovitzThey vote to legalise dope down your way Ricky? If so I'll be down there picking cotton with the best of them :)

WAAAAAA!!! Y'all lib-cry babies - stop protestin, 'n come werk fer me. I'll set y'all up right good. Give ya some FREE DOPE. Give ya a square meal 'n a bunk bed under roof. I'm a gonna make y'all happy 'n set yer mind free. Der't pay no never mind to that Yankee Trump boy - escape ta Dixie. Yessiree, come work for me!!!

@Hilarity ClitorisHe wouldn't if he lost. Now not the time to be sucking up, but punching up

Trump was goddamn right! The electoral college process IS rigged! And I sure as hell don't accept the result!

OH you latte sippers are gotta be choking now. Trump, the symbol of hatred for every PC whining do-gooder.One thing is for sure. Now is the time to bring Tony back. If Trump can do it, so can Tony!Digger,Cranbourne

Gotta disagree Max. Trump is just the right guy to blow up that whole USA shithole. Hillary was such a piss poor choice. If she won then what? More. Of. The .Fucking. Same.Gotta choose a side. 99 years since Vlad did... We know where the Winter Palace is.

Some choice! But one is for sure: America is screwed!!!

@RicardovitzWell it looks I have to apologise to you Ricky. Your man won, fair and square. I never knew that the sisterfuckers and gunloving numbnuts were so plentiful in the Land of the Fuckwit. Please assist your new President in building that wall; but don't stop in Mexico. Continue it all the way around your bright shit stained land until the rest of us don't have to deal with you anymore.

God blessed Dixie las night! We all prayed 'n prayed - had us some prayer vigils on gettin that Yankee Trump fer President. That thiev'n, lyin, stealin, cheat'n, stink'n, Hillary LOST!!! LOSER!!! SMOTE DOWN BY GOD INTO THAR FIREY PITS OF HELL! Criminal Clinton 'n John Pudfesta, 'n Billy-boy Cluntliker, 'n Debbie Hittlerman-Schltz, 'n Donna WHORE Brazile, 'n Buckwheat Obama, 'n all them other DemaDevils - BURNIN, BURNIN, BURN BABY BURN, the Devil's got yer numbers on his Crack-Phone!!!

Fuck her. And her friends in America.

I knows how it works, boy. Yessiree I do. Dern't know yet who gonna win, but it be hard ta fight all that Democrat corruption, politically anywhoo.

@RicardovitzWhat are you gunna do Ricky on Tuesday night when dimbulb Trump gets whacked? Gunna grab ya gun and go huntin'? You hillbilly losers have got no idea how it works. It's her turn. And no one is getting in her way.

Comey da Homie gonna send that crazy bat Whore Hillary to the ding-wing fer 40 years. Yessiree, she gonna be a sipp'n break fluid julips 'n chrome coffee.

@Ricardovitzthere is no way that clown will win Ricky. You may as well believe in Santa Claus as believe in a Trump victory

Julian Assange - I git me a message fer ya... Folks tell me that if'n you step outside of that thar embassy thangs is gonna happen. Bad thangs. American CIA git orders ta shut yer pie-hole up fer good. Yessiree. But, dern't pay no nevermind to that wackabilly blibberblabber. Nosiree, CIA dern't like ya 'n is ascared of ya, but them dern folks at the ??????? ???????? ?????????, is gunnin fer ya BIG TIME!!! They know what you git on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. 'N they is scared as a prickly wet tampon on a Russian Bear's nose.

Yessiree, Lizard, he sure is. Bless that Trump!!!

They been naughty again, that naughty Julian boy. Shouldn't be playing against Hillary; for it is Her Turn now.

@RicardovitzThat's right because Trump is a-gonna make Amerikkka grate again!

Git a message fer you Homies: Red is gonna git dead. 0161190 4464738 22745 2951413 3405439 0200012!!!

This ain't really a life. It's nothing but a B movie...

Dern't need ta believe him - ITS ALL BEEN RECORDED!!! Can hear it fer myself. O'Keefe is a good 'ol boy telli'n it like it is. Givin y'all thar fair dinkum, straight-up dinky-di 'n whatnot 'bout Crooked Hillary 'n her thiev'n band of gypsies.

@RicardovitzYou believe that cockhead O'Keefe? You are really a numbnut Ricky

Project Veritas - Clintons is thievs, whores, crooks, liars, murders, God-haters, 'n eeeevil commie-capitalists.

So it is true! Mama always said his nipples were painted on.

I thought this was about the Malaysia #9...

Whose got a Suspicious Mind now?

@Leventy MorrisonIndeed. Whenever I become sour and depressed thinking about our voting choices, I look to the United States to remind myself how much worse it may become

@Cabinet WhispererKennett was a c*nt. He is still a c*nt. And he still will not shut the f*ck up

Thar bottom line: When fornicatin with brillo-haired apes, a skinny rubber tain't gonna save ya from the AIDS. A brillo-ape's kooter is like the asshole of a poison cactus. Yer a dead man walkin, boy!!! Better find Christ, cuz yer soul is the only thang wort savin.

Nowadays no need to pay

Wow. Best poem here?

Looks like a loser from the Villa just carked it. Call him a cunt and leave it at that.

Ware you think Bitch-Clinton be from??? I reckon she need a li'll chrome on the brain so's ta stop all that shimmy'n 'n shak'n. Put her in a catalatonic state like all them reefer-smokin, petrol guzzlin Abos!!!

Whatever she is taking, she will need to be huffin more of it if she is gunna beat that New York moron. Can you believe he is even close? Shows what a dud candidate Clinton is.

And now that conceited filthy rich dust bunny Turnbull has opened the gates of the lunatic asylum and saddled us with FOUR tinfoil hat-wearing racist morons under the banner of Pauline Mad C*nt Hanson's One Notion party! Great job, dickhead!

@RicardovitzWho got a big Wang? Someone in Georgia? Wouldn't be that boy Otis, would it? ;) I knows you loves those big wangs in your gob Ricky :)

Glad I ain't no Yank neither. We git our plans all fired up to secede 'fore we let no drunk-a-billy meth whore be our president. Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas. Mississippi wern't invited - they need a li'll cleanin up 'round the Big Muddy 'fore we gonna let 'em in. 'N that big Wang south of Georgia need a li'll cleanin up too.

Cripes youse guys! Fancy hafta be choosing between bloody Hillary and daffy Donald! Glad I'm not a Yank! Youse guys a fucked!

@RicardovitzTrue. Old Bill has been looking a little bit haggard lately. It is a bit embarassing how these guys are running themselves ragged trying to get Hillary the top job. She is too old; they should just go off and retire somewhere.