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Chinks call 'em " K-eye Pong Ping"

I can't even pronounce Xi Jinping but I know if he stops buying the rocks we Aussies keep gouging out of the ground this country will go belly up faster than you can say inbred dixie dipshit!

Oh the White Babies! Who is going to think of the White Babies?!

Xi Jinping is the devil; a evil brutal dictator who whips concubines with horse-hair furrows 'n bangs thar private cooters with dung-hammers. Xi, in his drunkenness, was caught filanderin with Korea leader Kim Jong-il. Xi 'n Kim sneak off 'n plot how ta fund planned parenthood fer ta kill off more western white babies.

One of Patriot's best. Reminiscent of a Michael Weiss or Molly Crabapple.

Looky thar - a picture of Samantha Bee!!!

What do you mean Malcolm IS Tony? Are you suggesting they are connected to Islamic State?

@Digger's GhostMalcolm IS Tony! Nothing has changed! 2016 budget includes everything in the 2014 budget!

Bring back Tony!

The fact remains that as of right now Turnbull has yet to officially advise the Governor-General to dissolve both houses f parliament and confirm the July 2 election date. He just keeps yammering about it but doing nothing. Sound familiar?

Unbelievable isn't it? Turnbull, Morrison, Corman all stand there yammering like demented galahs repeating themselves as if there was a scintilla of truth in a single word they spoke

SAY NO TA THE DEVIL WITH FAKE HAIR 'N A WHORE WIFE!!! SAY NO TA THE SUPER-DEVIL WITH A PLATIC FACE 'N RAPE'N HUSBAND BILL. WRITE IN RICARDOVITZ!!! I'm yer only sane choice, boys 'n girls.

We all get our chance to vote for him now :)

Flam, you think Muhammed dint rape no li'll girl??? YOu think them Muslims ain't kidmappin 'n sellin li'll girls fer Arabs ta rape 'n fornicate with??? You the one liv'n in yer X-Box Matrix crack-haze. Thar real world is a real ugly place ware Muslim men rape, torture, kill 'n sell girls as easy as commies sellin Krishna Kakes on Fliberty Field.

@RicardovitzToo much "making shit up" again Ricky. Need to get back to reality. So take your nose out of the Bible, your pecker out of your sister, and get out in the real world.Fuckwit.

Smoke this, boy......Muslims is enslavin white european women fer fornication with ugly sand-coons. Muslim Arabs cain't get none, so they recruite thar Albanian 'n Macedanian Muslim stooges ta round up li'll girls, beat 'em, fornicate 'em, rape 'em, 'n deliver 'em to ugly camel jockies. JEST LIKE MUHAMMED DID!!!

@Helen WellenmelonCan you smoke it?

I'm voting for the Ficus plant!

Vote Fer Ricardovitz, 2016. Dern't foget,,,YA DO GOT A CHOICE!!!

Ii is amazing how useless Turnbull is, given the great press he got when he took over. If he can't stand up to the moonbat loonies on his back bench, they might as well have Abbott back leading them. Won't be surprised if Shorten beats him in July.

What a surprise. Turnbull mimics Abbott to confirm his policy on housing affordability that can be articulated with a simple three-word slogan: "Choose rich parents"

@YUGOHas it gotten any better Yugo?

@RicardovitzNew Meth? Sounds great Ricky boy. Obviously you never had the pleasure of a methed out root-a-thon. Too busy thumbing that Bible on your dunny while dreaming of diddlin' your sister I reckon. Take it from me; have a toot of the good stuff and you'll be banging ya sis all round the front porch.Try some doing for a change hillbilly numbnuts!

Thar Gooberment's git yer number, Franz. They gonna find ya, shove thar New Meth thru yer veins, 'n send you to bug jail ware a cockroach 'll bug-rape yer earhole...

@Gavrilo PrincipIt only takes one bullet to make some change, hey Gavrillo?

@RicardovitzIdiot

The Liberal Nationals are traitors to Australia and should be abolished as a political party

We ain't gonna need no Unions in thar future. The New Meth is commin boys 'n girls. Cheaper. Right more Powerful. 'N easy ta transport. Y'all's younions ain't git a chance to come 'tween my slaves 'n New Meth. Yer gonna like the new world, Max. I'm gonna keep you doped up, happy, 'n workin. You'll be wistlin Dixie 'n pick'n my tomatos. In thar New World, there's only gona be Bosses 'n slaves........'n New Meth. I even wrote a li'll ditty 'bout it - put it ta music: You cain't beat that feelin, have some New Meth 'n a Smile; It's the Real Thang; Always 'n ferever - New Meth 'n You; You 'n Me 'n Work makes three. Hippies started it; We jest gonna take it all ta the next level.

Father Ted for PM!

I don't have time for percepts

Lord, I pray ya dern't make no flicker-shows as awful as yer writin!!! Ain't you never herd of a PERIOD??? Looks sorta like a one of them buddah dots, cept smaller. You gettin it all fused up with this here dash " -" . A dash tain't no dot, boy. YOu dern't see no brown buddah-babies waren no dash! Li'll fussbucket cain't seem ta stay off the Meth. STAY OFF THE METH, BOY - I CAN SMELL THAT PISS-N-VIn*g*e* stank all over yer writen. Stank-eggs, pecker-sweat 'n carb cleaner. Wooooo, you STANK!!! (lookie thar, ma code-fer-postin is "DXiE3" prays God!!!)

Can you chance your time?

I'd like a little time... A little time to go back and spend it with that Catwoman Nastassja Kinski! Man oh man.I'd swallow here whole like a python... if you know what I mean ;)Hmmm... things here getting out of hand...but those eyes...those lips!Ahem...yes indeed...oh...Whoops. Looks like another mess to clean.Yours single handedly,Hairy Fuckedcarbuncle

@RicardovitzAre there gangs in Syria as well? That is dreadful! It is bad enough they are polluting the environment here in South Caulfield.

Syria, Y'all needa git back in yer sand-flea desert huts 'n git out of thar South. Aussie-Dixie dern't need yer kind 'round stank'n thangs up like a rotten onion jn a festerin cooter.

Yeh it's a good one

Not pro-jihad. Pro-business. There is a big difference mate.

Gladys put down your gladiolis and calm down. Glen Iris is our turf now. Back in your home before we have to matyr you.

@XenoxNews Social DeskFuck YOU! Stay off our turf or we'll choke you with hair rollers, punk!

Glen Iris Gangbanger? That's a new one. Do you have a leader? Is the purple rinse your colour?

Yeh, it's sin city writ large on a motheaten tapestry only found Down Under. But it's OUR city. And it always will be!

@RicardovitzWoohoo! Let's get on the Satan train! Bound for Hillbillyville GA. Gunna string up them Christians and toast them in Hell's flames! Time to get in line for Lucifer's blessing Hillbilly!

Hillary rides bitch with the Devil.

Take crazy man Trump over establishment shrill Hilary anytime...

@FlimFlamManRonald McDonald Trump has declared Esperanto a gay lefty illegal muslim migrant plot to destroy a once great nation that can be great again if only everyone votes for Ronald McDonald Trump

Whatever happened to old Esperanto? The language of the world.

Trump's a jew york Yankee - he ain't no good. David Duke might like Trump, but I dern't need him around anyhow. I'm votin fer Southern Party Candidate, Gene Champman. Y'all should too!!!

Well blow me like a two dollar whore if there ain't a scintilla of truth in your fine diatribe, Ghost. The good Lord knows Americans need a wake-up call like a blocked sewer pipe needs a plunger. Now I'm damn certain Trump is a can short of a six-pack and will burn out like a skyrocket of the Fourth of July but maybe out of the ashes some good will come of it. Anyways, Congress and the State House sure are a pile of crap the way things are

Insightful reasoning there.
Look, if the man takes a fraction as much care with the country as he does with his hair, then I'm sure he will do a tip top job.

Remember, remember, the 11th of September!