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I'm a gonna tell ya: 1. shrink yer gooberment by 87%; git rid of all them good fer nothin's suckin up all that tax money. Why you need a bunch of commie white diaper-doper babies cry'n at ya fer more tax money jest fer ta take yer guns away??? 2. Git rid of gun oppression - guns fer all who can scrape 'nuff Aussie bucks fer ta buy em. 3. Free Religion. Y'all go 'n pray ta whoever or whatever y'all want. God 'll give all them wicked sinners right to the Devil when He's good 'n ready - so dern't you worry no nevermind 'bout that. 4. No more immigrants! Get 'em all out!!! 5. Legalize Chrome'n fer Abos. They want it, cain't see depriv'n 'em of it. Gonna even let folks create tax-exempt chairities fer given Abos all the drugs 'n petrol ta git a good Chrome on. 5. I git more ideas. Good ones. Big ideas. GREAT ones, Ideas you is gonna want to vote fer Ricardovitz. See, boys 'n girls, unlike Boxhead, I think outside a box. Tain't no limits on how my brain-think'n can make Australia a gold garden paved in green platinum!

@RicardovitzI am up for it Ricky. What you planning to do? Hope you can get rid of all these white bastards who invaded our place 200 odd years ago.

Y'all can vote fer me fer Prime Minister of Australia. I'm runnin 'gain!!!

@AnonymousHe wants to be PM again cause Peta told him to say so.

@Monitor MeShirley you mean the Vatican???

Leave my shoes and door unlocked I might just slip a-way, hey...

No problem. Feel the Bern ;)

I'm afraid of Americans

Tain't no such thang as an American. Thar's Dixies 'n then thar's Yankees, Wetbacks, Yids, Darkies, Ricans, 'n Ricers.

@Monitor MeNo problem; I paid at the office.For all of us.

Rumour has it Abbott asked Turnbull for a diplomatic post: as Ambassador to Indonesia!

For a small fee... your eternal soul

Dumericans doing the late Mr Bin Laden a favor killing more of each other than all the terroristas lumped together

@JesusfuckerI heard she use to give the old pope head jobs.

Malcom Turnbull''''''''     This is the most exciting time to be a wanker.

@Digger, CranbourneTurnbull LOVES lattes you dope! And the PUBLIC don't know shit from shinola

@Larry LutherTHAT mad bitch? Wave your shivelled old magic wand Pontif pretty Pontif! Turn her into a papist princess in a coach and four made from a pumpkin and a few rabid rats!

Papists AND pedos!

Heading to Oregon Ricky? Support the gun numbnuts there? What are they fighting for again... the right for their cows to trample public land? Sounds like a cause a sista-fucking idiot like yourself would be willing to die for.

Well I reckon Fatties 'n Farries 'll be fightin Dixies fer ta keep thar King Obama!!! (Commienests git me so dern riled up I fergot "fightin")

Well I reckon Fatties 'n Farries 'll be Dixies fer ta keep thar King Obama!!!

100 years this Easter Paddies and Marys fought get rid of the King. More than what the aussies ever done...

Say what you will about Paddy, at least you won't see him wearing a beard. It really is disgusting how so many other men are today though...

Mother Teresa to be made a saint. That sums up the madhouse that is the Roman Catholic Church. A crazed women who used to torture the poor of India, all the while she was sucking up to the inbred royalty of Europe... 

You think it has changed in a 100 years? I fucking know plenty of Paddy's today. And all of them lazy shites.

@RicardovitzYou dernt know shit hillbilly. Except how to plug your sista.

Turnbull, he do some mighty fine gun work fer a Yankee. Taint no Yankee can work on a gun as good as Turnbull, nosirree!!! He ain't noware near that sin cestpool city, but he ain't in Dixie neither. Dern't no nothin 'bout no Abbott - I recknon Yankee Turnbull dern't give no nevermind 'bout him neither.

@Digger, CranbourneTurnbull is going to be done over by the Abbott crazies as soon as they get a chance. All it will take is a small dip in his polling, or any action on climate change, and they will have the knife at his throat as quick as a whistle. There is no way nutcases like Abetz or Bernardi are going to keep supporting him.

@Digger, CranbourneThe "public"? You mean the "masses"? The great unwashed, misinformed, politically and historically illiterate Joe Blows too busy with their iPads and Star Wars sequels to feel the rising temperature of the boiling water they think is a spa bath??? Fetch the Drover's Dog!

@RicardovitzCommunism? What's that? Never seen anything that might be communism since round about 1920

@RicardovitzRicky you and your capital-loving mates are going to be redeucated the hard way. In the salt mines. After we have changed your mind about the way the political economy works, you will be using that bible of yours for dunny paper and won't ever look at your sister in a sexual way again. And for this you will be eternally greatful.

I am no big fan of PM Turnbull but compared to latte sipping left of the ALP and Greens you know he will do a darn sight more for your fair dinkum hard working Aussie. And now we have a tight fisted treasurer, you can be sure all those dole bludgers and reffos will no longer get to bleed your hard working TAX paying aussie dry as well.Face it Max; the public like PM Turnbull and he is going to be in power long after your whines about agreements on 'wind tunnels' and 'global gasbagging' are forgotten.And won't that make the loony lefties choke!

We gonna kill Communism. Non of that chicken-poo 'll even git a fire started 'round here. Go huff yer reefer 'n lick yer meth. Cuz, you ain't gettin no shine fer free hang'n 'round them moldy-mouthed rotten-penis AIDS bothers of yers!!!

@RicardovitzScripture? You mean that medieval gibberish written by crazed monks in between cornholing one another?

Gunn try that trick on New Years Eve. Should get the party started nicely

Someone shoved a half full bottle of Sapporo up my arse at a party once. I started a few boogie moves and it shot out like a rocket spraying the onlookers with froth and detritus. Taking off in Japan I hear.

Etrenity. Where is that; next door to Eritrea? You sister fucking idiot Ricky.

What you need forgiveness fer??? You like lovin on the Devil, like a mamma's boy suckle's his mamma's teety - you dern't need no forgiveness. Yer soul is already DAMNED FER ALL ETRENITY!!!

@RicardovitzBut forgiveness. Does he offer forgiveness?

Devil-Whore, you know better 'n that. You ain't git a chance ta save yerself from the fiery pits of Hell 'less you turn yer soul over ta Jesus. Only Jesus can save yer soul. Keep on lyin to yerself, boy. Cuz, you is gonna know thar TRUTH!!! The Devil lies, boy, yessiree - you git all yer life ta get right with Jesus. Thang is God den't tell you when he's gonna shut yer heart off.

Cthulhu wipes his arse with your scriptures and then shoves them down Jesus mouth while fucking Mother Mary. Your 'god' is a pimple on the butt of a hairy hillbilly ape compared to the glory and awe of Cthulhu. Get on your knees, pull out one of your pop guns, stick it in your gob and start praying to him you Georgian sista-fucking numbnut.

Scripture teaches thar is ONE God, 'n HE can be whoever he wanna be. 'N if'n God wanna be a man so's ta see 'n feel what evil 'n good folks is doin down here on Earth, well than, he can do that, 'n DID JUST THAT in becomin the Christ!!! God, bein fully devine took the form of a man by thar Incarnation ta give Man a chance 'n set 'em on the good path. Some listened; many dern't - God give 'em all free will 'n a Devil ta sort out the bad ones from the good.

@ricardovitzSo asswipe who created Jesus? God? I thought Jesus WAS God? Or the other ways rount? And who created God? Or did he create hisself? Fuck me if it aint all a crock of steaming horse puckey

Ironic, ain it though. More Aymericans gets kilt by other Aymericans than by Moslem terrorists. Fuckasses!

I dern't fear Jesus - tain't git no need to! Jesus is right with my soul. Only wicked sin-lusters git any reason fer fear of the Lord. Devil, he a part of the good Lord's plan. 'N he was created fer gather'n up all the wicked sinful souls 'n shoot'n 'em straight tar Hell.

You know I heard that there was love in the trenches. In the midst of death; love. Why not? The impulse to love as strong, if not more, than hate. Holding the rifle together, peering over the parapet, holding hands even as we ran over the top and straight to hell...People! Love saves all. Lying in the mud, bleeding, fucked, and screaming. Yes, even then, love wins all.

Yet you live in fear of your sky fairy called Jesus. You really are a numpkin Ricky.

Kalifornia is fer left-bent gun-hate'n grass grazers. They dern't got no guns. BUT WE DOOOOO!!! Here in Dixieland you dern't see no MUSLIME pussies shoot'n up kids, 'n' whatnot. Why??? Cuz WE ALL GIT GUNS 'N CARY 'EM EVERWARE!!! Kids, Womenfolk, Men - we carry 'em like Kalifornia jello-gutts carry Fag-Phones. Some of them Kalifornia homosexuals carry three Fag-Phones!!! Lotta good them fag-phones did 'em when MUSLIME monkey and his buy-a-whore wife was shoot'n up the place. 911'in the po-po - yep, the po-po done saved nothin but nothin din't they. Muslimes, they's SCARED OF DIXIELAND. Cuz WE ALL CARRY GUNS DOWN....'n we ain't 'fraid of no rag-head, cammle-humpin, rump-jockey.

Jesus is packing. Mohammed has a bomb. Buddha loads his rifle. And Jehovah fucks his son's virgin mum.

Doesnt matter shit cause Cthulhu kicks all their arses; from one end of the universe to the other.

i PRAYED TO THE LORD TO MAKE IT END! bUT ALL THE BASTARD DID WAS POINT HIS GUN AT ME AND SAY "LEAVE!"