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hey Julie; you're the big boss now :)

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Brother, I'm there

Redheads! You know they swallow!

So Digger, you made the move from Wonthaggi to Cranbourne? Why? More numb numbs there?

I was pissed once in Prahran...in Max's flat in fact!

Flame that pinkelwurst... on those cold lonely nights down south

That ain't no cucumber

Stick a fork in him and flip him over the fucker is done

I have a culinary yearning to insert my chorizo into your pinkelwurst

Would anyone like to try my pinkelwurst?

has settled into the moment, like this guy...

Dear Xenox NewsCan someone from your office please contact my people re a recipe for the aforementioned Chicken A La Peyote.We are hosting a special function to foster better relations between political adversaries, and I'd like to have prepared a special, very large serving, of your signature dish which I wish to serve personally to the leader of the opposition, Ted Baillieu.[img]http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2009/09/03/1225769/227540-masterchef-brumby-not-on-menu.jpg
[/img]Eagerly awaiting your responseJB

Sounds like you had a bad peyote trip broHave you tried mescaline?Humby used to be the CEO of a multi-national corporation...until he discovered mescalineNow, he lives a simple life, and is at peace with the world (well, most of the world...his neighbours still hate him)

Hang on I thought you said that this was an independent party but that looks like John Brumby. Pulling into this issue reeks of desperation and displays the length this man will go to towards getting over the line in November!

chook here too

where the Chicken Man?

Who is Max Gross? Oh, wait -

Why isn't this listed among candidates in the latest poll? The ADDC has my vote and my liver!

Oh, no, no, no, no no!!That will never do.For that special man in your life, an extra special bridal garment is called for...[img]http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/Ricardo.jpg
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Oh it's lovely. I could just imagine here cums the groom in that!

Policy Number One - RecyclingEntice that special someone into marriage with a personally crafted bridal gown made from your recycled tissuesWhat gal could resist such a monument to your virility[img]http://laurenfatzinger.com/pleasure/sculpture/tissue.jpg
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There once lived a man who peed freelyHe once bonked a nurse on his SealyHe woke the next mornWith a block in his hornCos that nurse was the devil's wife, really

It seems that the Internet Poet has acquired a PhD and a skeptical mind since this offering.

Check this news article for details:
[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/science/aliens/2776-northern-territory-ufo-update[/url]

I can come with vodka for this one

Be better than that cunt next door proselytising crap from the herald/sun, spraying fucking roundup everywhere and handing around those fucking mystery meat 'sausages' on those white gluten slices. Bring on the chapatis and falafel!

Show me the way in...I'm already there.

not to come here, but I don't care.I know what you really want

Christ what the fuck was that? Is that like the Russian Runaways or something?

Hey Dewey you wouldn't be so happy if you had to live next door to these so-called refugees. With all their praying and hollering, as well as their terrorist sympathies, you would find the silent majority of Aussies wouldn't want them either.Digger,Cranbourne

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Pass me the vodka, shut the fuck up and listen<a class="video" href= onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> travel now

I hope that they open the floddgates and let all the refugees into Australia. I mean, like, where can you buy a musette in Melbourne?

Its up the hallway to your left. Don't forget to flush and wash your hands.

I need to go the dunny

Max went to the beach.

Amusing to watch pointless "election" pantomime. Why Aussies don't see the truth? Look what happened to Mr Rudd. As soon as he threatened mining giants he was removed. Such is democratic process! It is a game, it is a private club and voters are just stooges.

Where is Max Gross? I wish to read such analysis now that phony Ms Gillard vs phony Mr Abbot

You fools imagine you live in democracy just because you "vote" every 3 year or so? It is private club up there. Liberal? Labor? How stupid are you? It is all same peoples with same agenda: money, power, pussy. You democracy mugs have no idea how real world works.

I always thought it was the Jew using the Black as muscle...What are us whiteys gunna do!!

More sightings.[url]http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/SEAsia/Story/STIStory_555655.html[/url] It never ends!

Yea, I'm just gonna wait and see what happens, hopefully it will be done for the better.

So it is Election 2010; has anything changed?With a wowser cunt like Abbott as PM you can be sure the dope smoker will be screwed again.

Don't forget the Horny voter!They have been left out of the policy formulations for way too long.Remember Julia and Tony; I have the Horn. And I vote!Yours stiff, stoned, and flyingHairy Fuckednuckle

Heartbreak Hotel

Please don't call me Kevin

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