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Give the top job Bob Brown.

One week on and me and all fair dinkum Aussies are furious. How much longer will the ALP continue the charade that they have some right to govern? When will the left leaning media stop their bias and report what every fair minded observer knows is true; Tony Abbott won the election, and that he is the preferred PM. Gillard and her union thug backers should get out of the way and let him and the Coalition team get into office and drag Australia out of the muck that Labour has left us in.And if the ALP and their latte sipping mates in the media don't stop meddling then they will feel the fury of your average Aussie. We have had enough; put Tony in charge!Digger,Cranbourne

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My Father was Sister Ray!!!!!

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First they came for the earthlings.And that was it; cause we are all fucking earthlings!I am not looking forward to have my remains squeezed out the arse of some alien god...Mother is that you what you meant would happen to me because i wouldn't eat my greens?

These alien visitations are the forebringer of a total alien invasion. They will soon be here and we face no other possibility but to answer their commands. The only question for you, dear XenoxNews reader, is how quickly will you obey their commands: Straight away? Or after the first jolt of electricity to your scrotum or clitoris?

Silly clowns.

Seems like Senator Fielding is angling for a new election...

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The cloven hoof is clear for all to see. Only within the Holy Church of Rome is your safety sure.

There is nothing wrong with the right to self defense! and for those who love the Greens, read their policies! Go to their website. No coal power stations by 2020! Crazy.How are you going to generate BASE load power? Wind? Solar? idiots.

Looks like the GG plant by the ALP could be their saviour. What a disgrace that the Queens representative has been degraded into just another Union apparatchik.Your average Aussie won't stand for it if their desire for an Abbott government is thwarted by lefty corruption.Digger,Cranbourne

You fool!! If only you'd thought to look in Wikipedia, you'd have soon discovered who I really am... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winona_RyderBut now it's too late. Your future has been written.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/horowitzhorror.jpg
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Winona? Is that you?

You clearly rattle the foundatons of the sceptic with this article and evidence and you correctly predicted their feverish and emotion driven responses. Thank you for your informative and in tune with the modern world article.

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You forgot to add that they taste delicious.DEEEEE-LISHHHHH-OUSSSSS!

Whales are affable and caring creatures dedicated to environmental issues such as recycling. Not only are they selfless enough to allow us to use their blowholes for golf holes, but they risk their lives beaching themselves just to recycle a golf ball. Some may call that dumb. I call it just plain kooky.Now, where was I?Oh yes..."Foooorrrrrre!!!"[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/kramer.jpg
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It is true the whales are dumb. Why else would they keep washing up on beaches to die?

..and a new bucket

Someone has a new toy...

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I note you cite Churchill as some sort of authority. I have previously debunked old Winnie as a Fraud and a Pevert:
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Perhaps you need to study your sources more carefully.

Abdul,

Tehran

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The election is over so the UFO nuts come out of their bomb shelters to spout their nonsense. Still got your tinfoil hat on?There is little need to retort to the so called 'evidence' of the crazed UFOnik. The picture of the floating dustbin lid is reason enough for anyone with a cool rational mind to dismiss their rantings out of hand.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

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Is that her nose getting longer?

Is that you, Julia???

On behalf of the Welhungh Institute, I'd like to present this plaque to the Australian people in recognition and celebration of the extraordinary events of recent days. It is a rare occasion indeed to come across a Parliament that is as well hung as this.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/welhungh.jpg
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A hung parliament is a good thing as long as Br'er Abbott and his faceless factional minders get hanged.

Australia has just dodged a bullet but Br'er Abbott remains armed and dangerous and wants to fire-at-will. Please be advised, padre pencil-neck, the panto is over, the band has retired for the night and the circus has left town. Now there's serious work to be done so back to your factional minders you go for further instructions. Meanwhile, with the Greens as a moral compass and balancing force, we may get a glimpse of parliamentary democracy at long last. Not sure if we should celebrate just yet but what the hell... keep those spritzers coming, Tina. Cheers!

I done read that I'm a still in the runnin fer Prime Minister. Tain't been decided yet. Y'all Politicos need ta git hold of me 'n see what I can do fer ya. Form one of them Coalition type things. This here come from that thar Aussie-run newspaper calld Wallstreet Journal. So, all you politicos need ta tell 'em RICARDOVITZ, or I'm gonna smack-down you in a run-off.

Yes you witch; you have scared all the stiffness out of me!

Not so horny now, are we Trev.

"I got your Granny, and I'm gonna pop one right between her eyes if you don't keep ya filthy mits of me and me sister's Granny."[img]http://www.carlvogler.com/drawings/child_gun.jpg
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My Grooving Granny was definitely not like that. She was much more mellow and open to experimentation.

Hey! What me and your Granny do in the privacy of her boudoir is none of your business!Now get back to the workshop and keep making them iPhones ya little prick.

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Now listen you young no hoper whipper snappers when one reaches the age of 108 there is no peer pressure so just watch yourself there kiddo.

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That ain't what I had in mind...I thought it was going to be John Denver!

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Things went downhill when Churchill left Aleppo... Some areas of the world just need the stern but fair hand of English Aristocracy.

"We can have a kinder, gentler polity" sayeth the mad monk. Really? Ask Mal Turnbull. Ask Brendan Nelson. Indeed, ask your mean and tricky mentor John W Howard who so assiduously undermined Mal Fraser to seize the party's leadership. Once a clown, always a clown. He really must reckon voters are complete morons.

"I shot the billards, but I didn't shoot the midget man"

But did you need a gun to do that?

so I slopped at the corner on cold chow mein and shot billards with a midget until the rain stopped