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Ricardovitz. 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
Mr. Flim, I reckon you might could be right thar.l owe a debt of gratitude ta Xenoxnews fer lettin me git my message out to all them good Australien folks. Yup, yall be good ta me. So heres a big 'ol "thanks" ta thar Lord 'n Jesus, 'n folks at Xenox news!!
FlimFlamMan 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
Forget the lord Ricky; you know you wouldn't have gotten anywhere in the Aussie election without the hard working XenoxNews.com team.
Ricardovitz 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
PRAISE GOD, PRAISE GOD!!!! I campaigned hard fer y'all ta have yer guns back - AND NOW IT LOOK TA COME TRUE!. Well, I dern't know if I'm a goin ta be yer next Prime Minister.....yet. But, my good work tain't all fer naught.Jest ta let y'all know - that thar is a picture of a CZ75 9mm. Them Checks make a fine and dandy gun - git ugly paint on it, but not fer that its a real fine gun.
How the fuck did he find me out here! Where in the Universe can a Caped Crusader go to get away from a Commissioner gone batty![img]http://x1f.xanga.com/b6bf877b14135271178866/w216288802.jpg
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Finally I see it too!I can clearly see the angel Gabriel holding his hands together catching the universal mana as he looks over at the holy trinity.: The Father, Son and Holy Ghost.God works in wonderous ways and this miracle is sure proof that God exists!Bow down in obeisance people.
SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
I reckon Abbott should go for a long swim, say, across the Pacific. And we'll do the right thing, we'll make sure there's not a boat to be seen as he sinks.
Behold the Lord! 16 years ago The Pilgim seeks The Ladder Man of opportunity
A sign Lord a sign!!! This is definitely a sign! OH PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![url=http://m.io9.com/5617965/whats-the-explanation-for-this-spectral-hand-clutching-at-the-stars][img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/custom_1282327069472_potw1008a.jpg
[/img][/url]"Unlike a lot of the cosmic phenomena the Hubble Telescope has photographed, this nebula hasn't received much attention and scientists still aren't quite sure what's creating its more striking features, like the extremely bright upside-down "V.""[url]http://m.io9.com/5617965/whats-the-explanation-for-this-spectral-hand-clutching-at-the-stars[/url]
Tiger 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Zelda 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
12 seats sunshine. Stick that in your instant coffee Digger and have a dry retch.[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:c-_OsNqSbnYIuM:http://cutdowntherainforest.com/img/istock_000003249271devastation480x319.jpg
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Digger 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
The 'greens' are nothing but left over socialists and hippies in disguise. Their economic 'policies' would leave Australia's economy in ruins, and their social policies would have your children at risk of drug and sexual abuse.It is only by a fluke of voting that they have gotten their hands near the Government controls of power. Any of their demands should be dismissed as opportunistic grandstanding. Bob your party of misfits only got about 5% of the vote - you have no right to inflict your crazy agenda on normal Aussies.The only way forward for Australia is an Abbott government. Get out of the way Bob Brown, so normal decent Aussies can have a better future.Digger,Cranbourne
Bob Brown 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
I would like to personally thank all fair dinkum Aussies and those with their feet off the floor.Special credit should also go to media outlets like Xenox News who tell it like it is naked and unadulterated.My partner and I have always understood the GST and tissues issue, and my constant travel away from home through this election campaign has seen us both go through an in-ordinate amount of tissues. (recycled of course) I think that their might be a solution whereby we take the GST on tissues and ameliorate it with a carbon tax offset. A measure like this might have a wonderful effect on both the environment especially if combined with the left hand technique.Thanks again you wonderful bunch of free speechers and innovative thinkers.Bob[img]http://images.theage.com.au/2010/08/21/1832719/bob-420x0.jpg
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I love you Bob Brown 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
Well my temperature's rising and my feet left the floorCrazy people knocking cause they're wanting some moreLet me in baby I want to know what you've gotBut you'd better take it easy this place is hot[img]http://www.prezzybox.com/data/media/11110.jpg
[/img]And I'm so glad we made itSo glad we made itYou gotta gimme some loving (gimme, gimme some lovin')Gimme gimme some lovin' (gimme, gimme some lovin')Gimme, gimme some lovin', every day
2 Bob's worth 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
While one Bob will bring in guns the other Bob promises to deliver more love!Today Bob Brown said the Greens would use its extra political muscle to give Australia ``real leadership''.``We are in this to make this nation much happier, much more loving and much more responsive to the people and the huge opportunities in the future.''Good on ya Bob!
Accurate and succinct summary. The Taiwanese producers understand this country better than many who live here.
SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY 16 years ago The Oracle - He Who Shits Pearls of Wisdom
Sweeeet! Has the Parrot had his triple by-pass and brain implant yet?
SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY 16 years ago AUSSIES TO GET THEIR GUNS BACK
How the hell can Aussies be trusted with guns if they get confused by all those boxes on their senate ballot paper?
Latham is starting to look pretty good to me when compared with this current crop of twits, twats and ratbags. But at least Tuckey and Fielding got the chop. Welcome to the 21st century, you troglodites. Now if that's all this election has achieved it was bloody well worth it!
Bonkers Br'er Abbott - after holding his breath a really really long time - reckons that after the ''savage swing'' against Labor, ''the public expects a change of government''. Delusional as ever. The redhead may be compromised but she always did have more ligitimacy - and nouse - than the Mad monk. And since when is a lousy 2% considered “savage”? Get thee to a nunnery, Friar Fuck, you achieved bugger all except further destabilise your own fractured party. Enjoy the political wilderness, you village idiot, you've earned it. Cheers, Tina!
Julia the knife 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
Julia should probably take a bit of the blame? First she dumps Beasley and gets Latham in for the election that Howard wins. This time she ousts Rudd and blip... Backstabbing branchstackers the lot of them.
the lensman 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
Arbib is a twat. Also, bacdroom hatchetmen and faceless factions control the major parties (Except for Party With Tina). Also "reporters| and "Channel 9" ? That's an oxymoron.
And so the media myth continues to grow while dickwads believe and promulgate what the ruling classes want you to believe in and die for, well as long as they and their children don't have to die for what the masses are so willing to die for. Isn't that so?
Berty North 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
That lunatic Paul Howes will be deeply angered that you have left him out of your target list and removed him from the attention that he has been craving since he was a little tacker.
Union Brother 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
It is a big bad world out there boys; you can either mope around like some whiny community activist or join the brothers as we fight for what's right. And make sure we win.
I stand by my claim that Tony Abbott will be our new PM. The electorate has voted overwhemingly for the Lib/Nats compared to the ALP; so the independents should listen to the will of the Australian people and support an Abbott Government.Any other option would be undemocratic and a sham!Digger,Cranbourne
What do you expect from a party of union bullies and latte sippers?No action to help decent aussies, and the flood gates open to let any old 'reffo' into our great nation.Digger,cranbourne
Lily Autum 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
HA! Bill's true colours in full display. Yes,that's right Bill, you made a big mistake. try sleeping your way out of this.
i hear Gough is making a comeback and Mal's going to be his deputy.
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[/img]Take a deep breath friends.It's too early for triumphalism.
Number 9
the lensman 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
''the people have spoken but it is going to take a little while to determine exactly what they have said''
Herr Fuckednuckle 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
I'm with you Alex! I have sent for my pipe and my Chinese whore.Yours stoned, stiff, and flying,Hairy Fuckyouruncle
Alexander Jacob Gutman (Austra 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
[img]http://www.abc.net.au/elections/federal/2010/guide/photos/WARR_ASXP_Gutman.jpg
[/img]I just lost to a mad monk.I need some consolationI need some Tina
What about the horny voter? What will they get?Oh lord! What about my horn!Yours sticky and unsated,Hairy Fucknuckle
Whip me.. please
Fr Paddy McShane 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
You'll be in hell while i'm with my lord and all his bare naked angels sinner!
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
Shee-it1 you can TYPE??? Which elbow do you use?
Fr Paddy McShane 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
Oh lord almighty! It looks those heathen greens will be running parliament!My the Pope and all his saints strike them blind!C'mon Saint Tony; do it for the Virgin!
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
Tony Bliar earns £140,000 for an after-dinner speech! FUUUCCCKKK!!!http://www.smh.com.au/world/blair-a-x00a320m-man-of-conviction-20100820-138xh.html
Fr Paddy McShane 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Forget it Frank. Saints be praised we have a Catholic PM!
Fr Paddy McShane 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
I'm with you Tony! At last our Catholic schools will get some fair funding! May the good virgin bless your soul and Saint Paddy give you a beer!
That's it I'm fucking leaving. Any room there in the Shaky isles?
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
Up yours you ignorant kunt
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
A huge part of the election has actually centered on the impact of the GFC,which has largely been unreported by the Australian media.This crisis has cut $100 Billion in revenue from government coffers,something the Liberal Party has deceptively blamed the ALP for.The fact of the matter is Australia has been badly affected by the Global Financial Crisis,and Australia's economic future is as fragile as it was during the Great Depresssion.This humongous change in Australia's economic fortunes is a massive turnaround from the days of the Howard government.Worse still is the economic data coming out of the United States of America.With the big spending of Barack Obama and the lack of real economic reform in the U.S since the GFC, the United States looks set for a long and severe recession which is more than likely to have a huge impact on the world economy because half the worlds trade goes through the U.S.A.Australian people through the poor coverage of the GFC's impact on the World economy by the Australian media seem oblivious to the full ramifications of the GFC and it's long term implications.For too long Australian people have been living on Credit and living beyond their means,an anomaly that was largely encouraged by the Howard government.Those days are well and truly over and will never appear again.What this has meant in the election campaign is more modest economic policies from both sides of politics and even the ALP's NBN policy is only expected to cost $26 Billion for a speed of 1 gigabit per second -about the same amount of money Korea is paying for her 1 gigabit system.
the lensman 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
20th digger killed in Afghanistan. Supporting U.S. protection racket. Protecting corrupt Karzai and his crooked buddies. PM says "We need to see the mission through." And the mission is...??? GROW MORE OPIUM!!!
FlimFlamMan 16 years ago Pauline Hanson, I love you...
Hey dim bulb Ricky here you write a love paen to Australia's former red haired queen, yet on another page ([url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/cappergration-and-capperculturalism.html[/url]) you call her a 'dern drunkard'.Perhaps you been on the lightnin' gin yer self?
With mates like Ruddys who needs enemies.
Ricardovitz 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
I am runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia. Thar ain't nothin stoppin me from runnin fer Australia Prime Minister, 'n thar ain't nothin stoppin you from votin fer me neither.If you want yer God given rights back, you need to vote fer me, Ricardovitz. A vote fer Ricardovitz is a Vote fer Freedom. A strong Dixie aligence amongst southerners like Australia 'n Dixie Southern States is what we'all call a "win win" fer everyone.
Piston Broke 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Rick, you claim to be running for office here Down Under but appear to be a KKK southerner based in the Mutated Staes of Duhmerica. Mate, are you shitting us or what?
Ricardovitz 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
One of my constituants ask 'bout all them Chairman - what we gonna do 'bout them. They is a problem ain't they! Well, I reckon ya aught to go back and read my very first agenda item - git Australians thar guns back!Till YOU THE PEOPLE of Australia put thar FEAR OF GOD back in all them gooberment Chairmans, Burocrats, and whatnot, they is gonna keep runnin right over ya like a pack of pitbulls on a wounded Doe. But, when THE PEOPLE is armed to thar teeth, than THE PEOPLE is gonna be all over 'm like a pack of pitbulls on Bambi's lame momma.Me - I ain't nothin. But an Armed Australia - now that's somethin!
Lone aussie voice of reason 16 years ago AUSSIE PM RUDD PLEADS "SAVE THE WHALES!"
tHREE YEARS on and Digger looks like he was right about it all...

 

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