John Thomas Snr
16 years ago
THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Too right Max but this is deadly serious. If we get a irrational Opus Dei zealot like Abbott for prime minister we will be crawling on our knees backwards into the Dark Ages. May as well put the Pope into the Lodge. Vote Green, vote Gillard, vote anyone or anything but Abbott.
Poetic Poo Jabber
16 years ago
THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Oh Ricky! You really are an excitable lad. Why do we need pop guns and alike? We have our police force to protect us and our armed services to kill for us.What more could we want?
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Y'all is slaves. Cain't defend yerseves; cain't wage no revolution; ain't got no GUNS nor RIFLES nor WEAPONS of any sort. Slaves to thar Master Race. If thar Master Race say "let all them Chinks 'n Ayrabs in" - you thar slave too boy. That's right, 'till you git yer guns back, yer testicals is thar property of yer Master Race and all them Chinks, Ayrabs and Whatnot they whore 'm out to. Y'all dern't want no Freedom - if'n you did, YOU'D DEMAND YER GUNS 'N AMMO BACK!!!!!!!!!!! It's time that y'all either stand up fer Freedom or spread-anus fer thar Master Race.
Digger
16 years ago
THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Oh Max all your lefty progressive rants can't disguise the fact that fair dinkum Aussies like Tony Abbott and when he becomes PM next Saturday the rest of you radicals and extremists will have to put uo with it.And if you can't then you can all piss off to Cuba or North Korea where you belong.Digger,Cranbourne
Call it the horn
16 years ago
THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Boats. Boats! Where can I get one? To get me away from this cunt-ry.
Yellow Monaro
16 years ago
THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
You fucking beauty Max!
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Max you are always bring the truth!
the truth is here
16 years ago
DEATH IS BUT A MERE QUANTUM PHASE TRANSITION
Again and again.
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
THE REAL ALF STEWART FOR PM
A fool. But at least an Australian fool.Doesn't change my vote - I'm sticking with the [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/announcement-the-official-launch-of-the-get-the-gst-off-tissues-party.html[/url]
Credulous UFOnik
16 years ago
UFOs: WHY HERE? WHY NOW?
So it has been answered: they are here. Right now.But now larger questions loom....Why now? Who do they want to contact? How shall we respond?Do we have orifices the male of their species can impregnate?This is the fruit of our space race. They saw our clumsy attempts to climb off this god forsaken rock and they came to investigate. To offer us a helping hand? Our a stern rebuke to our impetuosity? [url]http://www.gayvolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/alien.jpg
[/url]Looking down from their alien craft they must ponder mankind. Do they see the fruits of an evolutionary process gone mad? They must wonder why all the fussing and fighting down there? As these aliens most certainly will be of green colour, they will view our division over skin tone with some bemusement.I think it bespokes of something profound that they have chosen China as their entry point into earth. Obviously the dominant nation on our small fragile bean, how will the yellow man face the green? Will the alien be as befuddled as Columbus when he spotted them all those years ago...As we are approaching an epiphany of epic proportions I offer my prayers and wishes to you XenoxNews readers; here, right now, at the turning point of all life.
[/url]Looking down from their alien craft they must ponder mankind. Do they see the fruits of an evolutionary process gone mad? They must wonder why all the fussing and fighting down there? As these aliens most certainly will be of green colour, they will view our division over skin tone with some bemusement.I think it bespokes of something profound that they have chosen China as their entry point into earth. Obviously the dominant nation on our small fragile bean, how will the yellow man face the green? Will the alien be as befuddled as Columbus when he spotted them all those years ago...As we are approaching an epiphany of epic proportions I offer my prayers and wishes to you XenoxNews readers; here, right now, at the turning point of all life.
Loony les
16 years ago
UFOs: WHY HERE? WHY NOW?
The chinks have more evidence....[url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGgQP7piwdM[
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Loony les
16 years ago
UNLIKE OTHERS YOU HAVE SEEN I AM A MAN YOU CAN TRUST
This is the sort of guy we need leading Australia now!
Family Fister
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
We'll take Tony as PM. As long as the watermelon and homo loving greens lose out.
Yellow Monaro
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
Surrealism? Tony "er... um, er... um" Abbott as prime minister. No idea about broadband or why we need to get up to speed (literally) with the rest of the world. All he knows is that it will be "expensive" to develop. Oh duh. No, the mad monk is certainly no 'tech head" but he sure is a bloody dickhead
Loony les
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
my dreams. my dreams are surreal.As for being awake; well, I have no time for it.Let me tell you about my dreams. my dreams.
9 number 9
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
Number 9
Herr Fuckednuckle
16 years ago
NO QUEERS IS NO QUEERS
When you're horny like me the color of the hair of the person with the hole doesnt matter. as long as they have a hole.Yours fucking donuts,hairy Fuckedknuckle
professional poet and poseur
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
Ok. I'll expand.It is even more piffle.
9 number 9
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
The book of revelations: And I stuck my head up the asses of 13 camels and it was good.
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
Surealism tain't nothin more than some drug-guzzling old spic named Dali paint'n devil-inspired images of twisted clocks 'n brains 'n whatnot whilst gettin stoned on on thar Devil's many elixers. Surealism be nothin but the plain testimony of what Satan do tar a human brain with his drug-trickery. Thar destruction of God's greatist work melted 'n twisted by crack, meth, marijuana, heroin, morphine, opium, zanax, LSD, Prozak, PCP, glue-sniffin, gas-sniffin (Chromin fer Abos), 'n ALCOHOL!
Mr Sanctimonious
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
I have nothing to add. I am a limited entity. Look elsewhere for inspiration. I am bereft of imagination. My mind is aging and tired. I am no lion. I am lame. My mind is inexorably linked to my aging body. I am just biding my time waiting until death. I am so feeble I accept that I would rather be inspired by braver minds than mine.
Derek
16 years ago
Rooted
Well please enlighten us wise ass.
Derek
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
Might one suggest that lame criticism which offers no additional insight, inroads or inspiration might be better described as piffle?
Dodi
16 years ago
Rooted
jail breaking and rooting are totally different things man.
professional poet and poseur
16 years ago
Define Surrealism
pure piffle
Call it the horn
16 years ago
NO QUEERS IS NO QUEERS
aw shucks
Family Fister
16 years ago
NO QUEERS IS NO QUEERS
Meet for what? So I can stick it to you?Pevert. May the fires of hell keep you burning for all eternity.
Call it the horn
16 years ago
NO QUEERS IS NO QUEERS
Wonderful images; wanna, like, meet? ;-)
Poking your hole
16 years ago
NO QUEERS IS NO QUEERS
Well who would be poking your hole then?
professional poet and poseur
16 years ago
Pirate Peckers Raised.
It is here:Struggled with eternity and all her spittin' worms and then blew me load. the lifes meaning...
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
GOD’S MIGHTY TOSSIL
If that is true Lordy than I'm sure it is a picture Tony wants to hide.
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
RUDD OUT OF ELECTION '10: POLITICAL HEMLOCK IN VOGUE AGAIN?
Looks like Julia rushed him the antidote. On the condition he supports her.
16 years ago
Loving Election 2010! Abbott for PM!
Cool article :)
My Left Ventrical
16 years ago
Loving Election 2010! Abbott for PM!
i pity you ozzies coz looks like you folks are taking the american track regarding politics. let me set you straight right now its a dead end folks
My Left Ventrical
16 years ago
Condom Song
Darn i thought i was gonna see someone folding balloon animals
mariah56
16 years ago
Loving Election 2010! Abbott for PM!
Opposition Leader Tony Abbott holds baby Sassika Jackson. ... Just three Australians could end up deciding whether Julia Gillard or Tony Abbott becomes PM. ... Davis and Jacqueline Maley as they wrap the latest news and views from the 2010 election front. ... Have you ever fallen in love with one of your flatmates? .[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Philosophy/Jesus-is-always-with-you.html[/url]
Fr Paddy McShane
16 years ago
Loving Election 2010! Abbott for PM!
Ah, you must forgive the Padre. He has never been the same since his hands got all sticky.But about the Commies.... Bob Santamarie was right. The only good one is a Catholic converted one.
A Reader
16 years ago
Loving Election 2010! Abbott for PM!
@ Padre PioI thought it was only Americans who screamed "COMMIE!" every time someone said something regarding politics they don't like. Man, I thought Australians were smarter :/
Padre Pio
16 years ago
Condom Song
Stop it. You will go blind!
Punter Percy
16 years ago
CONROY TOPS COMMUNICATION CUNTHEAD AWARD
Forget that mob. get with the strength: [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/announcement-the-official-launch-of-the-get-the-gst-off-tissues-party.html[/url]
ADDC
16 years ago
CONROY TOPS COMMUNICATION CUNTHEAD AWARD
Goes to show that the ALP are further right wing than the freakin' liberals. We need a new party. Bring on the [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/Poets-Corner/artists-drugs-and-drinking-club.html]ADDC[/url]
Its all up side down I tell yo
16 years ago
CONROY TOPS COMMUNICATION CUNTHEAD AWARD
"A Coalition government will not introduce a mandatory ISP level filter. We will instead implement practical and effective measures to enhance online safety and security including PC-based filters for families. Labor's plan is flawed and will not work, and we will have a different and better approach."[url]http://www.zdnet.com.au/coalition-announces-it-will-fight-filter-339305042.htm[/url]
Yellow Monaro
16 years ago
Loving Election 2010! Abbott for PM!
Phoney Tony PM? You must be frikkn kiddin me the guys a total tool with a medieval mentality and no scruples whatsoever
Mavis from next door
16 years ago
Loving Election 2010! Abbott for PM!
I see that lovely John Howard is out there supporting our Tony. Me and the girls from oldies aerobics just want to say: We love you John!
Punter Percy
16 years ago
2009 Grand Final Nazi Review
$6 for$500k; what idiot bookmaker would take that bet???
Choose Senators
16 years ago
2009 Grand Final Nazi Review
Some bloke has put $500000.00 on St Kilda to win the 2010 premiership at $6 with Sportsbet.Shoo-ins
Loony Fred
16 years ago
CAPPER-GRATION AND CAPPER-CULTURALISM
Which red haired lady you talking about? The one on the left or the one on the right?
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
CAPPER-GRATION AND CAPPER-CULTURALISM
Is that thar redhaired lady gonna git yer guns back fer ya? That thar is thee only thang you need to ask of 'er. Pendin on what she say, thar rest will be what they call "self-evidence".
Choose Senators
16 years ago
ELECTION 10: XENOXNEWS.COM HAS IT COVERED
So are you going to blindly click above the line for your senate votes or are you going to directly choose who deserves to becomes a senator?Here is a tool to help you create your own senate vote:[url]https://www.belowtheline.org.au/[/url]And don't forget web users; put that twat Stephen Conroy last!
Mordi
16 years ago
CAPPER-GRATION AND CAPPER-CULTURALISM
Maybe they can make her minister of defence. Send her to Afghanistan. Would fucken scare the crap out of the Taliban.
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