With the news of a crack smoking mayor I thought I'd enlighten you all about my drug journeys...
First up frolicked on some weed&smoke for a few days.
I have never passed up on a opportunity to try something new... Prof take it away!
At last the new technology of genetic engineering has achieved the breakthrough we have all been waiting for; they have crossed the coca plant with the opium poppy!
Sometimes I want to get back to nature; so I hit the bottle for a day or two.
And for when I'm exhausted at the end of the day, or whenever I feel like getting out of my tiny mind, there is my solace.