Created: Tuesday, 17 January 2006 Written by Chato
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Oz public clamor for ID card In a bid to force all citizens
to accept Howardland freedom,
John Weasel Filth, re-animated
corpse and suckholing american
proconsul to the south Pacific
Howardland vassal states is
carefully preparing a pack of lies
to once again cleverly trick the
dull Oz public into wanting the
Howardland ID card.

The fascist Howardland regime
is confident that the ID card will
facilitate the herding of the dull
public into the stern Howardland
Freedom Camps where Halliburton
shareholders can be confident of a
fair day's work from the lazy
Ostrichlian bludgers.