Look at this fuckwit

Oi Aussies! Ever had a Military man as leader...?

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... I give you General Squeaky Albo.

 

Another Aussie leader embedded up the Yanks arse. Come on 'digger' show a bit of backbone for a change. 

 

'From the Halls of Parliament to the shores of Canton...'

 

Cause undoubtedly that's where it's gunna fucken end up.

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    · 3 years ago
    A strong leader for a strong nation. Aussies happy and united for PM Squeaky Albo!
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    · 3 years ago
    Eat Shit, y'all Russian Commies!!! U.S.A. gonna nuke y'all bastards tar glass!!!
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    · 3 years ago
    Will Aussies love a man in uniform?
    If they do, expect Spud Dutton to pull on his old Copper Colours in no time
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    · 3 years ago
    Fuckwits proliferate fuckwits abound fuckwits swarm from coast to coast from valley to mountain top from continent to continent. Fuckwits rule the roost wreck the joint and root the rest of us. Brudders and shishters, it is all going down in fucken flames and there is not one damn fucken thing you can do to reverse the global destruction!
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    · 3 years ago
    Hallelujah!!! Armageddon is upon us. LET THAR SMIT'N BEGIN!!!
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    · 3 years ago
    General 'Squeaky' Albo; the finest leader an Aussie could have. For he is a fair dinkum bloke. And every Aussie loves that. Every Aussie respects that.

    And he is strong and faithful to his mates.

    Kiwi Tom, Pommie Rishi, and of course good ol' Yank Sleepy Joe.

    In fact, there is nothing Squeaky Albo won't do for his mates. Shout them a beer. Take 'em to the footy. Give up his backyard for their military.

    Yep, Squeaky Albo is a fair dinkum bloke. And all Aussies are proud of that.
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    · 3 years ago
    Dont ever say Old Squeaky wont take political risks. He is bathing Parliament House in Israeli blue and white tonight. How brave is that?
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    · 3 years ago
    Good to see this fuckwit doing what he does best. Bending over and asking Daddy America for more please:

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-25/extra-adf-personnel-sent-to-middle-east/103018022
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    · 3 years ago
    So acting Prime Minister sends troops to the middle east and urges Aussies to leave Lebanon...
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    · 3 years ago
    Old Squeaky Albo did a sterling job in Washington DC. Showed the World that we are so far up the Yanks arse we can brush their teeth from the inside.
    And as for the Aussie imprisoned by the Yanks for letting a few of their secrets out... Well, Assange will just have to wait a little bit longer. Or do as he is told and take the guilty plea bargain.
    PM Squeaky Albo. Just another useless, US knob-sucking, Aussie leader.
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    · 2 years ago
    Looks like Squeaky Albo better change direction and get his head out of the Yankee arse if he wants to be more than a 1 term PM.
    What a pathetic turd he is.
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    · 2 years ago
    Albo is determined to vociferously support the USA and Israel and their genocide in Gaza even if it means he will lose the next election and forever be tarnished by his unwavering support of the destruction and blood bath. Mossad in action? Or the CIA? Or both?
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    · 2 years ago
    They think they have us all with their politics of 'no choice', the 'lesser evil'. What does Squeaky Albo care if he wins or loses? The cunt will land on his feet either way. Can just imagine him and that full time cunt Marles getting on to the AUKUS gravy train.

    The great unwashed aussie hoi polloi won't even notice.

    No hope. No future. The great Aussie Way.
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    · 2 years ago
    Timmy Titmouth, if'n you dern't like Albo 'n Austrailia, then ya git a choice - VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ OZ PRIME MINISTER!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    Now Albo pushes through a bill to police speech on the internet. The Misinformation bill will apply to all citizens except politicians and the mainstream media will be exempt. But everyone knows that politicians and Murdoch writers are habitual liars. It is part of their job description. Stone me fucking rotten.
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    · 1 years ago
    Lookey here, Boy, ya coulda voted fer RICARDOVITZ fer Prime Minister of Australia. But, ya'll failed me. Failed yer Cuntry - the most southernest cuntry in thar World. I git a 5-point politics agenda fer Australia:
    1. Gun Freedom - all Ausies 'd have access tar machineguns, ammo 'n whatnot. 2. Speak'n Freedom - say whatever ya wanna; Ricardovitz does so whynot y'all? 3. Writ'n Freedom - Write what-thar-hell-ever y'all wanna write - cain't be no less thar truth than that dishornorable, most unexcellent shit-fer-brains Albanese say 'n rite. 4. Gender Fornicat'n Freedom - any white boy can stick his pecker in any white girl's hole (less she be fight'n 'n scream'n) 'n not have no Lawliar tell ya how ya can 'n cain't do it.....but none of that thar queer-on-queer shit. 5. Gun-buy-back program - Thar Aussie Gooberment 'll buy back all them firearms they done took from y'all 'n hand 'em over to ya w/ a free case of ammo. VOTE RICARDOVITZ - Vote early 'n often!!!
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    · 21 hours ago
    Albo made the same mistake as Rudd. 

    He gets elected and instead of having the balls to run with brave and bold policies expected by the people who voted him in, instead he drifts off into an imaginary void. A nice, chummy void that he thinks will appeal to both sides. A half pregnant void that both sides want aborted. Instead of balls of steel, decisive decisions, we got soft cock action and bollocks. Another fucking Labor disappointment. 
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      · 20 hours ago
      @ Rufus Reid Is it a mistake? Maybe that's who they really are? 
      The Labor party is full of these Yank loving hacks. Hawke was a blabber mouth to the US Embassy. Julia was another who would hob nob and gossip with the Yanks. 
      The only suckers are the fools who keep thinking that voting for these 'lesser evil' pricks is going to make any difference.
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      · 19 hours ago
      @LordyLordyLordy Mr. Lordy.  You surely are a "Yank".  Because only a Yank would spell Labour "Labor".  Now, don't you lecture me you little cum-stain, I know, the poofters who run that party changed it over to the Yank spelling a hundred years ago.  But, you're just sucking Yank Cock by keeping up this horrid tradition.
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    · 20 hours ago
    Ya'll want brave? Bold? Policies? Thar's only one man up fer dat kinda whatnot - RICARDOVITZ - PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSSIE-LAND!!!
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      · 19 hours ago
      @Ricardovitz We don't need you Mr Dickowitz. We have Pauline. She'll do the trick mate.
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    · 19 hours ago
    I git me someth'n Pauline tain't never git - big 'ol pork sausage 'n a sack full 'o beans.  Now, someone told me Pauline have a snapp'n kooter - and dat's someth'n, but it y'all want freedom, REAL FREEDOM - -thar's only 1 fer thar job..................................RICARDOVITZ!!!
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      · 9 hours ago
      @Ricardovitz Stop lying ya Yank dickhead Ricky. We know it is no sausage but a little old pea shooter because your Sissy told us!
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