RENTERS BEWARE! Y'all is fix'n ta lose yer grass huts to all those Aussie house investors who be bailing on rentals in areas, like Sydney 'n Melbourne, ware gooberment costs 'n red tape, 'n dumb laws is startin ta bite, with SURPRISE REVALATIONS of what they’s eyeing next.

          Aussie Landlord

They's dump'n these here grass huts ta immigrant families who is snapp'n 'em up fer cheap.

This sheila, Nicola McDougall say "at least 14 per cent of investors in their annual investor sentiment survey bailed on their rentals in the past year, an even bigger sell-off rate than the year before." Blither'n on

“These here investors tain't gonna be yer golden gooses no more to financially fluff up state government bottom lines". They's tired, Boss, of all them rental reforms and property taxes that make bee'in a Landlord unpalatable 'n unviable for 'em". Wanna know what's gonna happen??? So, 65 par-cent of all rentals is sold tar heeps of immigrant famblies looking ta move in. Number 'o grass huts fer rent is shrinking!

    Disgruntled renter checks the latest offerings

The survey found a MASSIVE 42.7 par-cent of investors is now lick'n thar chops, bidd'n thar time fer when they can raise rents 3000 par-cent. Ausie Tenants, y'all git prepped fer thar supreme ass-kick'n, Landlord boot-lick'n good time!!!