XENOX NEWS: THE HOME OF AUSSIE ELECTION NEWS

TEX LUMBAGO 30 August 2004 1 minute read

As predicted by Xenox News 2 months ago the Australian election will be held on October 9 2004. You can be sure that for top notch, clear and concise, and totally unbiased election reporting, Xenox News will be second to none. Our suite of famed scribes will keep you the reader informed on all the issues, and give you the policy analysis that will make your vote to remove the Right Honourable cocksucker John Howard from office even easier.

So stay tuned to Xenox News; your 2004 election paper!

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Anonymous · 22 years ago
Tex, what can I say except "when you're right, you're bloody well right, mate!" As for the Rodent's purported "leadership" and "experience", let's just call 'em what they really are: porkies and pork-barrels!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
What's this crap about a "six week campaign"? The Rodent has been campaigning all year! Another six weeks of his repetitive, anal-retentive bullshit and I'll be voting for Cthulhu!
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Anyuta · 22 years ago
There's no question that the PM is an unrepetant dissembler - and that's putting it politely!
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
"Lying rodent", eh? Methinks Brandis himself is something of a fork-tongued lizard himself!
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