Emergency operation

Created: Sunday, 09 September 2007 Written by Ex_Liberal_Voter
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Medical marvel saves valuable tumour.

In a marathon operation watched breathlessly
by somebody somewhere, a giant malignant
non-core John was removed from a brain tumour.

Doctor Benway, the neurosurgeon who performed
the tumour-saving surgery, said that they
seem to have removed the John intact, as it
was encapsulated and protected by a tough
wall of lies. The malignant John also drew
its sustenance from GST. Benway said that
in future we must all be vigilant to watch
for the early signs of GST.

The public will be able to view the ugly
malignant John on national television.

The tumour has given its thanks to all those
who gave it support during its long battle
with malignant non-core Howarditis.