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FLY FUCKEN EMIRATES YOU BASTARDS!

When the fuck did the Bushwhackers ever have fucken credibility for fucksake!!!

Well here it is for your reference Click here to read

Fuck I don't know that! Somewhere after the Whore of Babylon bit I think.

God Botherer

Chapter and Verse please.

No they're not. If you are the government you could simply scan traffic throught the telephone exchanges and mobile towers. Why bother with the green boxes when you can go directly to the towers.

Not malodorous or putrefying?
Well that rules out most Oz
politicians.
At first I thought: "Howard!"
You know - one centimetre tall,
tiny pebble, spider, irritating.
Beazley is much too large, he
would have crushed you onto
the bed, not merely tickled
your skin.
Vanstone would have driven you
and the bed down to the basement.

Within these boxes are detectors for intercepting all mobile phone communications within a 5km radius. It was using these boxes that ASIO was able to break up the Islamic terrorists attacks that were planned for Melbourne and Sydney.
Another fine anti-terrorist initiative from the Howard government.

Spokesman
Citizens for democracy and against Terrorism

whomever, not whoever!

Green is a Muslim colour! This might be a terrorist threat! This should be reported to whoever you report such fucking things too.

I can give you some cream for that....

That would just be Eddie trying to get endorsement value out of it

The only way America can redeem itself as a global example of Democracy is to impeach President Bush and prosecute his administration's key proponent's in their fraudulent "war on terror".

The UK's BBC seems to suggest the crash occured in the Arab Emirates?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4119344.stm

It looks like the pilot is dead. At least for now.

well, you won't here the end of it if he is rescued.

Are you sure? I have heard nothing about this elsewhere.

It astonishes me how President Bush has got away with (among so many, many terrible things!) this obsession with Saddam Hussein at the expense of locating the cuprit behind the 9/11 attacks. Had he invested just half the resources he is spending on the occupation of Iraq on catching Bin Laden then perhaps the Bush administration might have some shred of credibility left.

Yes, there's hope - and precedent - that in the US Bush will eventually be impeached. As for Howard, the most we can expect in Australia is that the Mendacious Midget gets the traditional stab in the back from one of his own reprehensible colleagues. Then, oblivion, as his own party casts him into that great bottomless cesspool in which so many former Lib leader's remains lie rotting (Or should that be: rotting liars?)

The correct anglicised translation of his name is, in fact, "Sam". That's right, people, it's Sam Bin Laden! And he's probably hiding out in one of the two nations from which he has received - and continues to receive - the greatest support: Saudi Arabia and Pakistan.

How can we catch this guy when we don't even know his proper name?
Is it Osama or Usama???

Maybe the axis of weasel would
have him. The Prime Malignancy
of Oz and his criminal mates
have some reason to be grateful
to the elusive CIA-created world
bogey-man.

In Ostrichlia's case the crime
is clear enough and the culprit
(Canberra Rodent) is also known,
but it is not clear that Oz
is a nation any more.

So who were the victims of the crime?
Surely not the dullard fuckwit
Oz citizens who do not care about
whatever happens to themselves
or others!

Fuck it. Lets bomb Tehran now before they start bombing us.

Digger
Cranbourne

Bugger that! Now that lying prick Howard is gunna let all those rag-head boat people out of the camps!
Didn't we vote for him so we didn't have to live next to these people?

When a foreigner is forcibly detained by "them" in Iraq, it's "kidnapping". When an Iraqi is forcibly detained by "us" in Iraq, it's "extrajudicial detention".

I. Bokor, Armidale

It's too hot for the putrid
little pretend P.M. to tackle.
Maggot only takes credit for
for what others have done
if he thinks there are some
votes in it.
Hell will freeze over before
the little filth acts for her.

Johnny and little Lord Downer
of Baghdad slithered around about
the Wood rescue so the dullards
might think it was a cleverly
implemented operation planned and
executed by the plucky little
arse-seeking P.M.
Of course, it was mostly a bit of
good luck that liberated Wood.

Someone should have told
the hayseeds that when you
fuck with the Canberra
devil-rodent, you get your
arse severely burnt.

Soon they will have to
leave their devastated,
parched fields to the
salinity, the duststorms
and the ghosts.
The land that has been
raped to death, soon will
support nobody, and they
will not need any
telecommunications.

Our good ol' ANZAC
(Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension)
boys in Eye-rak are just
aching to cop some
hot man-on-boy action.

Go on Rodent! give 'em the
order to go fucking wild.
Running around crazy, shooting
anything that moves, their
proud erect members just
throbbing for stern neocon
action with the fierce
rag-head children.

So the Duhmericans "rescued" old money-hungry Doug from those nasty terrrorists, did they? Did they fucken what! Looks like they've pulled another Jessica Lynch Hollywood bullshit blockbuster out of their arses by kicking in a door that was already open in a house they were invited to! Dumb fucken Yanks!

That would be corrupt CORPORATE scandals... but then again, we are talking about the fucken Howard government here, right...

Actually the old ratbag wants to sell government into private hands. After all, we all know private corporations are heaps more fucken efficient than public institutions, right? I mean, just think of Ansett, that glorious Australian icon, going down in fucken flames while the government regulators sat around playing with each others dicks... yeah, that would be the fucken HOWARD GOVERNMENT I'm talking about! Anyone got the latest head count of corrupt scandals? Hey, let's put fucken Rodney Adler in charge of the country!

They must have read you Tom! Seems those limp dicked terrorists have folded and handed over the aussie hostage. Every day it is getting better and better in the new Iraq!

Hopefully our PM will merge all governments into one. And then he can do away with elections because we all love him and want him stay PM forever and ever!

Digger
Cranbourne

Cant you put a bandaid on it?

Chato you brilliant bugger! I want to have your baby!

Don't forget the fucken SCALE of the pre-invasion Yank & Brit bombing campaign: in 1999/2000, according to the fucken Pentagon itself, the Yanks flew 24,000 "combat missions" over Iraq! That's a lot of broken dishes! Then there's the lie (so fucken MANY of them!) that U.N. inspectors were "expelled" by Saddass. Bullshit they were! The inspection teams were pulled out after imbedded Yank spies were sprung preparing for that fuckfaced Fraud W Bush's invasion of Iraq! Impeach the bastards!

A highly intelligent
alien race placed these
monoliths here for the
day when humankind was
ready to join the great
Galactic Federation.

Who has the heart to tell
them that they have
wasted their efforts?

Aye. I've had cause to interact with these green beasties...
It was on my way home from the tavern after I had a few. Pissed and desperate for some company I staggered past one and I swore it had a parrot on it's shoulder!
"Good evening," I said, "Do you feel like a good keel hauling my emerald laddie?"
I heard it say yea!
So next thing me strides are round my ankles and my raised staff was in me hand.
"Now good sir," I said, "where do you want this rogering?"

Well bugger me if there was a hole I could fuck!

I just about broke the old fella lookin for one.

Woke up next morning curled up round the green devil. What the hell are these green scurvy dogs?

Horny Pirate Pete

You didnt believe me did you???
I told ya.. the bastards are spying on us!
Ive rigged the home with a covering of glad wrap on the outside and tinfoil on the inside; its my only protection against that 70 year old prick Howard's spying eyes!

Im not crazy. I know they want me.


Flim Flam Man

You must have a death wish.

We will have to kill you.
You know that, don't you?

And you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse! Well, now the Rabid Rodent has the Senate as well, and the world is his oyster... too bad about that fishy stench as the nation rots from inside out!

I mean 20:00 and 20:27... bugger!

You've mistakenly transposed Items 1 and 9, and you've mispelled Item 11: "INFERNAL proceedings commence!

My shifts ends at 0800 but the first train out that way is 0827... bugger!

re: Item 7.
Can you get your member up anymore?

Agenda: Item 1: Reading of last meetings minutes Item 2: President's report Item 3: Treasurer's report Item 4: Progress Report from Operation Manager regarding XN World Media Takeover Item 5: Web Manager Report Item 6: New Items of Business Item 7: Tasks assigned to appropriate members (I have a specific task for my member that I'd like to bring up) Item 8: Group Prayer for World Peace Item 9: Get some beer Item 10: Formal proceedings close Item 11: Informal proceedings commence

Post a snap of that anal-retentive old nit John Fuckyou Howard and his gaggle of salivating LibNat suckholes!

No, I do NOT support terrorists in Iraq or in the White House, or whether they support Al Qaida or the Bush administration. The simple fact is, it is the illegal, unjustified U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq that has turned the country into a focal point for anti-U.S. violence. Even Saddam Hussein himself could not manage that! It took George W Bush to create this self-fulfilling nightmare!

there is no alternative...
only death.

pOPE pIUS xii