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If you had your way the people of Iraq would still be under Saddam Hussein the greatest tyrant since Stalin!

Patriot

Stay on topic:

Your estimation of time
until "VICTORY" was nowhere
near the mark, was it?
You did say DAYS.
I suppose there have been
many "DAYS" so far.

I take it that you support
this fraudulent "WAR".
I invite you to pay for
it yourself - or go there
and see who you can kill.

Maybe it would be more
convenient if it was run
in Australia to save the
fans of this "WAR" the
trip to Iraq and back.

I am sure if the Canberra
arsewipe thought it politically
beneficial, he would start
a war right here.

BTW - not "LEFTY" just not
a stupid war-mad retard!

So I take it you are supporting the terrorists in Iraq rather than the forces of freedom and democracy?

Typical lefty nonsense.

Patriot.

Middle of 2005 and it's
still running hot!

I won't take race tips
from Patriot in future.
That's for sure.

To understand this strange situation
you need to assess the love affair
between Howard the Canberra Paralysis Tick
and his adoring victims.

It may help to read about pathological
sado-masochistic interactions.
The dullards WANT to be destroyed by
their awful geriatric lord!

Pretty hard to beat that plot.

Maybe a steamy creep-on-creep,
sex scene - P.M. John Howard and
Talk-back thing Alan Jones
(of public-toilet fame) get
into a sleazy geriatric grapple.

I believe they have an unwholesome
relationship of some kind already.

No, the Aussie underclass
have been declared "FAIR GAME"
and are not to be considered
human, or even alive.

In fact, they should not be
mentioned in polite wealthy
company, as it may put the
decent folk off their classy
meals.

Most relaxed and comfortable
decent folk and the mass media
have agreed to write the victim
class and the losers out of
history and out of the game.

The only possible chance of a
way back in is by deperately
offering to be used as an
arsewipe of the sociopathic
patrician philistine class.

They can wring their hands
over everyone except the
victims of their corrupt
system.

We now have the most cynical,
putrid and evil bunch of thugs
ever seen, in the long history
of this sad, doomed country.

What if she is really guilty and just playing us all for suckers? Wouldn't that put a rocket up all the hand wringing bleedin heart Corby lovers!

Ok already! We know the Yanks are dumb and deluded because they are the most misinformd nation on earth! But Aussies have no such fucken excuse! WE re-elected that old bugger Howard because WE love his sneaky, slimy, brutal, vindictive, sanctimonious fuck-you-all attitude. KILL THE POOR! KILL THE POOR!

The Pretzel Prez is too busy jogging and threatening other countries to have sex with anyone... unless it's with his Veep Cheney... Hmm, come to think of it, they do call the VP DICK, after all!

Brilliant allegory! Fantastic satire! Magnificent metaphore! John Howard the pirate!

It's real fucken simple: the Shrub is insane.

The PM - aka the Little Ratbag - is as fired up as a bitch dog in heat! He's been hanging out for this kill-the-poor shitstorm his entire miserable life and is hell bent on screwing the Aussie battler as far into the fucken ground as he can. Any working stiff who voted for John W Fuckyou deserves what's coming. And brother it gunna get real fucken ugly. I just dare the old bastard to drive down my street one late night!

Mr Patriot (?), the simple truth is that U.S. occupation forces have absolutely no idea who they are fighting. Zarqawi is just one facet of a diverse crystal comprised of anyone ipposed to the Bush administration's arrogant confrontational foreign policies. President Bush and his deranged colleagues have created the very thing they claimed to have set out to destroy.

I laughed at the great god Pan.

There are many forms of evil in this world. Adolf hitler, Joseph Stalin, ex- presidents Pinochet, Soeharto and Hussein represent one form. Then we have Maggie Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, George Bush Snr and George Bush Jnr. And then there's Australia's very own John Howard PM, a grotesque conglomerate of all of the latter. Mandatory detention for ayslum seekers and their families is a monstrosity that must not be tolerated by any nation presuming itself to be civilised. Alas, Australia!

Maybe we should send the
little Canberra fighting
rodent to scare them all.

Oh, I forgot - he only
attacks those who cannot
fight back.

In 1996 Australians gave up what little self-respect, fair-mindedness and intellect they had by voting for a man already proven to be a devious, cynical political snake-in-the-grass. Nothing can stop John Howard now. But, inevitably, for all his self-agrandising hubris, the Prime Minister will face a huge backlash. His dark reign over this nation will eventually come crashing down. As for his so-called IR "reforms", I quote the deputy director of the Melbourne Institute, who warns that by discarding unfair dismal laws the PM may discourage firms from expanding beyond the 100-worker threshold. In his words: "It could be anti-employment." And once again, the John Howard's solemn words are betrayed by his vicious actions. This is class warfare, plain and simple. The battle is on.

The only "employees" the Rodent won't ever consider sacking, no matter how incompetant, corrupt or abusive, are his very own ministers! Duhstralia, you were warned! The Rodent Chainsaw Massacre is upon us!

In reviewing a particularly excreble "reality" TV show this week, an Age reporter wrote:

"Lies, deceit rewarded, rapacious behaviour encouraged... obnoxious behaviour perpetrated in the pursuit of ratings, we should ask ourselves how and when we became numb to it."

I thought he was writing the Rodent PM and his souless, gutless, mindless party political drones!

no problem. just that we havent heard much from pervy lately on the 'news.

Only kidding...

Careful! That is one of the xenoxnews illuminati your knocking there!

Hi Pervis

The idea of YOUR death
gives me a feeling of
peaceful bliss.

I have yet to see any recruitment drive advertising the many new employment opportunities the Howard government will no doubt be providing for all those single mothers, disabled and other welfare recipients about to be driven into new depths of poverty and despair by this very same pernicious government.

as if those talkback clowns do any meaningful work...

My friend, you were so
funny it was a health risk
to watch you in action.

Goodbye mate, and thanks for
all the fun.

You are much missed.

Chato

Thank god Bush and Howard
are winning the war on
tourism -
I can't stand these bloody
tourists wandering around
the place, threatening my
very insanity!

Hey George and your 70 year old dimwit mate Howard; when are we gunna finish off Iran so we can win in Iraq?
Its our only way to victory!

Winnie the Pooh

Like the rabid salivating little weasle he is, John W Howart is about to feral to the nth degree once he sinks his claws into the senate. Australia, you fucken dug your own shit hole, now wallow in it!

This has just been leaked from the new Howard Govt.
XenoxNews first with the news again.

EyeOnOZ

make the single mums farmers. there you go; kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

John Stone
former Treasury pen-pusher.

In a country where a repugnant, morally ossified creep like the Littlest Liar can get away with proclaiming himself a friend of the mythical Aussie "battler" then we as a society are truly FUUUUUUCKED! If only we had an political opposition in Australia, insead of (as in Amerikkka) a Me-Too party!

Don't you know there's a war on?! That's right: a war against the facts! And those fakers in the Oval Orifice won't stop until the place is burnt down to the ground. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

As hopeless as the yanks
are the Aussies are even
more stupid!
Urged on by their ANZAC
myth
(Aussies Near Zero
Actual Comprehension)
they will follow the yanks
into the bowels of Hell -
time and time again.
It always turns into a
horror movie, but they
never learn.

I'm afraid there is no avoiding mentioning the "V" word: Vietnam. As in that U.S. assault - prompted by fraudulent U.S. allegations, as with Iraq - U.S. forces rampaged through a country they knew nothing about. As in Vietnam, they cannot tell - no seem much to care - who is friend and who is foe. As in Vietnam, they will eventually abandon a ruined country and feel sorry for themselves, while the victims of their ignorance and violence build anew. Ask the Vietnamese about chemical and biological WMD: the U.S. made extensive use of it! And unlike Saddam Hussein, they got away with it, too.

Fuck it. Just declare the 70 year old prick King!
As for it that dickless worm Costello...

Frazzled
Murrumbeena

But I thought
that the Sydney
DAILY TELE-CRAP
always told the
truth -

A lot of Aussies read
the headlines of that
paper.

Do you mean it's all a
load of...
Does that mean they all are...

But I thought
that the Sydney
DAILY TELE-CRAP
always told the
truth -

A lot of Aussies read
the headlines of that
paper.

Do you mean it's all a
load of...
Does that mean they all are...

The only possible reason the Howard government ever had for selling Telstra is purely and fanatically idealogical. As a source of government income it was/is a golden calf, not to be squandered if raising revenue and paying off debt was ever an honest concern. But John Howard proves time and again that he is the most dishonest - and appallingly devious - Prime Minister Australia has ever had.

Astute and angry as ever, Max! Barking Mad? Possibly, but these things must be said. Don't you just love the way the timid Treasurer crows about getting rid of taxes that he and the Howard government itself introduced in the first place! Once again, their actions demonstrate precisely how ignorant and distracted they feel the average Australian voter is.

Yeh but how about a bit more of that Pirate Porn. And this time I want some pictures goddamn it!

J.Howard

You have to ask yourself how Costelloser can even show his grimacing face in public anymore? He is such a spineless old Lib hack!

Wrong question. It should be: which country is more uninformed and ignorant of world events than Syria? The answer would be the same. I reckon if you got down to it, Syrians know more about America than Americans do about Syria.

Here's the really scary bit: in the puerile USA we all know Bush won a second term by rorting the "system" (i.e. won by fraud); in the UK Blair got a massive thumping, losing a historic majority, and looks ptreyy much pssy-whipped (No doubt he'll get the boot soon, courtesy of his very own Labor mates)... But in Australia??? The Mendacious Midget - a demonstrable liar, deceiver and prevaricator - was returned to office with historic contro, of both houses of parliament!!! This says a lot about Australians and what festers at the core of their cold dark hearts!

Tex, when you're right you're right! There's no denying this is the place and these are the facts: xenox news rules!

Quick! Let's rush some
Aussies over there to get
their heads cut-off.

Johnny is not one to let
a political chance go by!
Might be good for 10 years.

Aussies are cheap anyway...

The russians lost more than 21 million people fighting off Hitler and his fucken anti-red supporters. Even the jews "only" lost 6 million or so! And now Bush and his fucken creepy jesus cronies are surround russia again by expanding NATO when by rights that should have been scrapped when the soviet onion unpeeled itself! No wonder Putin is so fucken antsy. Keep it up Bush, you fucken moron, you'll give the russians a reason to bring back fucken communism!

Patriot you are a fucken A-1 class numbnut dropkick ratbag (I hope i didnt leave anything out!) George Fiddleedee Bush started a fucken arms race and now he cant put the bloody brakes on! Ever two-bit tyro is on alert now in case those loony creepy jesus freaks in the white house get the hots to attack them!

Abso-fucken-lutely bloody right! Johnny Germ is a psychopath. And wait til he gets his grasping claws on the Senate, it'll make his current idealogical rampage look like a fucken picnic! And all you dupes and dickheads who GAVE it to him in that last pathtic election will be screaming the loudest once the stench of it at last seeps in under and over your fucken suburban barricades!