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Yes, I can feel the holy
urge from God rushing in
my blood: "GO MAD, GO MAD,
GET TOTALLY DERANGED!"

The voice of reason has
fled and been replaced by
images of holy crusaders
riding to an apocalyptic
carnage, led by that moral
giant of a man - St. John
Horrid of Ostrichlia.

As he urges us on from the
rear, we advance across the
smouldering wastes of the
REFORMED new world.
So brave are we, that even
the cries of little children
and the wounded will not
slow our advance.

By the sign of the dead man
on a stick we shall conquer
the infidels and the weak!

No wucking forries, mate!

Aussies are safe:
70 years ago in a vile
satanic ceremony, a true
child of Hell was spawned.

Raised by a right-thinking
Liberal-voting, nazi style
family, he festered in
obscurity until the time
was right.

He has now burst his carapace
and has slithered forth in
his hideous brain-sucking
inferiority.

Aussies are now led to their
infernal new lives by the
P.M. - the Putrid Monstrosity.

Dear Max
You lefties just don't understand!

Our plucky little arse-seeking
P.M. just HAD to lie prior to
the election, because democracy
is too important to leave to the
public - they may vote the
wrong way!

I am a swinging voter and I was
very relieved that Howard made
my voting decision for me!

Just imagine what would happen
if freedom got into the hands
of the public - the whole FREE
WORLD would be at risk!

No, I think we should all cool-off
and accept working for less than
survival and wait for the wave
of prosperity that surely will
follow. WE will not see it, but
our grandchildren's kids might
thank us.

It's time to stop using our
brains and to start trusting the
ruling neocon elite.

What the world needs now is
trust, sweet trust!

Tune into Alan Jones and let
your brain relax, Max.

This is the scariest thing. Bush's words are the exact opposite to his actual policies: he says he's promoting freedom, but is dismantling the US constitution; he says he's against nuclear proliferation, but ignore's Israel's nukes and is developing the home-grown variety; he says he's against "terr-ism" but has been keen in its application using cluster bombs, napalm and bunker busters in civilian areas... I mean, shit, people!

With the Three Amigos from Hell back in town for another show, the world has truly entered a NDA (eh-hem, New Dark Age, that is). As for lentils, they make me fart, but I see you've already occluded the atmosphere with your own anal exhalation, Patrot.

It's nothing personal, its policy: the Rodent honestly believes the poor should be killed.

I love the sarcasm!

If our plucky little
arse-seeking P.M. gets
invited to Bohemian Grove,
he would get a grand old
arse-opening initiation!

I'm sure they would find
him as tight as a fish's arse!

Go for it baby!
Get over there and run
them with deadly force.

We will cheer from a safe
vantage point.
If it all goes pear-shaped,
we didn't know you - OK?

You are such a kidder, Patriot.
There's not much democracy there.

The poor bloody poms have been
manipulated into a lose, or
lose worse scenario. Just like
poor dopy Aussies have been.

We shall all see awful things
soon enough - even the "winners"
shall scream.

Most yanks will not see the
awful joke in that movie.
Their attention spans are not
up to the job.

Most Aussies are actually in
a collective coma about their
own situation.

A sort of dull, hysterical
emotionalism obscures most
information and prevents any
meaningful insight for most
yanks and Aussies.

I hope Wole stays away from
Ostrichlia. The dullards we
have here would make him
cringe, or perhaps die.

One encounter with our plucky
little arse-seeking P.M.
would kill Wole for sure.

Aussies have not felt the need
for personal or collective
intelligence for some time.

Ostrichlia is on the way to
being the same kind of rathole
that Wole's Nigeria was.

There'a a war on alright: a war on the poor by Bush's stinking rich robber barons. And the Mendacious Midget was always one to kick the weak and suck-up to the powerful. Well, it confirms one thing for sure: there is no god but Satan!

It is a grotesque fact that in Iraq the cynical, self-serving lies and policies of John Howard PM - and his vainglorious UK and US mentors - have caused grief, destruction and violence on a scale to rival even Saddam Hussein.

i'll fucken lop it off for him; just hand me the axe and get the 70yr old arsehole to bendover...

Disgruntled,
Darlinghurst

too bad they didnt get Senator Bob Hill while he was overthere...
He could have asked them where they hid all those WMDs we invaded for!

Yep, Duhstralia has chased a bunny up its own arsehole. The good news is that the Tory Rodent party is guaranteed to implode eventually... Lets hope there's some fragment of Australia left when the cuints are through with it!

Dear Tanya

I regret to inform you:
It IS too late!

It has been too late for
some years now.

We have entered the catastrophe,
and we must ride this storm
until it has done with us.

You can thank the various Aussie
dullards that exist on the Left
and the Right of politics, and
also the wonderful supine Media
clowns, for letting us all down.

I am sorry - for all of us!
We have been too stupid.

fuck australia and all the arseholes that sail on her.

Ahmed,
Baghdad

I WAS AT HOSPITAL. in bed.
i called for the nurse.
desperately, for my bowels were about to empty.

but alas, she did not hear the call...

i was swimmin' in it!

Hey, his imperial Asshole King George reckons it's legit to make the first move! So if the mullahs feel threatened by Bushnik squeals and grunts, they have every right to launch a premptive strike on Amerika.

Not that the Bushniks have any real interest in democracy - at home or abroad - but its obvious neither do Arab societies. It's all about power struggles and greed. Now that's something the fucken Bushniks and the Saudi dictators share in common, big time!

Don't you meet "twat on the desert sands"?

Praise be to God that Aussie
democracy is kept safely under
lock and key by our plucky
little arse-seeking P.M.
Judas Weaklingston Hitler

The putrid Islamics hate us
because our freedoms have been
protected from public misuse
by our wise leaders.

We must remember -
Howardland Security says:
FREEDOM IS TOO VALUABLE TO BE
USED WILLY-NILLY BY THE PUBLIC.

I can sleep easy knowing that
freedom will not break loose
any time soon, and we will be
safe as long as it stays in
a secure hidden place.

Thank God we are protected
from the rabid lusts of the
war-worshipping Iranian demons
by the ANZAC
(Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension)
AXIS OF WEASEL forces.

ANZAC forces are ably led by our
plucky little arse-seeking
P.M., Judas Weasel Hellspit.
He has my confidence because he
led ANZAC forces to victory against
the turks early last century.

Having lived in fear of Iranian
madman attacks all of my life,
I can at last sleep secure in
the knowledge that pure Aussie
virgins will not be soiled by
coarse heathen bestial lusts
squirting unmentionable sticky
substances.

I am a Liberal Party voter,
and reality has never interfered
with my life.

What an outrage: sex with a donkey!
I think it is much more humane to have it with a gerbil, preferably squeezed tight up my ass.

Carson,
C/o QueerEye Guys

Yeh c'mon ya Mad Mullahs!
I's a double-dare ya!

President W Bush

The Americans are applying "political pressure" on the so-called government of Iraq to deny Australian imports and purchase US wheat. So much for your precious alliance Mr Howard!

Springtime for Howard? Winter for Australia!

The Rodent believes in the sanctity of ANZAC Day so much that he got the Turks to churn up the bones of the war dead to build a road so his loyal drunken supporters could get to the Gallipli shores for a drunken knees-up! And if there's a big fucken mess left behind, well hell, that's just the good old larrikan Aussie spirit, right? Tell that to the war widows and orphans you fucken opportunistic old geek!

The PM is getting fucken desperate! In a pathetic attempt to glean support from the pisspots and yahoos that turned the sacred shore of Gallipoli into a garbage dump, the old wanker actually compared the ANZAC ceremony with New Year's Eve revels at the Sydney Harbor bridge! Um, yeah, like one event commemorates our war dead and the other is a wild piss-up! Which is which?! Is the old cunt losing his rat-like grip?!

Here is a site where the
magnificence of our gormless
leader is commemorated in
noble art:

http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm

Our PM is rock solid on all of his commitments; especially to freedom and democracy and our brave Aussie soldiers! Shame on you, on the most sacred Aussie day to attack our elected leader.
You whining Labor losers will never change that.

Digger
Cranbourne

There were many dry eyes today.
Judas W. Hellspawn the plucky
little arse-seeking P.M.
reminds us that his example
of the ANZAC spirit
(Aussies Near Zero
Actual Comprehension),
means that there is no excuse
for anybody not winning in
the race of life.

The P.M. gurgled this wonderful
sentiment, as a large wet patch
spread on his pants -
"If I can win a World-War,
those losers in any competition
they enter must have their legs
broken to help them to do
better next time!"

But he loves our brave Aussie diggers!
Good on ya Mr Magoo.

Pithy. or should I say pissant! Dont like it, then off yourself!

Truly, life can be a fucking
miserable business!
What decent being can have any
time for a creepy God that can
allow his son to be nailed to
a stick, so that maniacs can
parade around with images of
this poor dead bastard nailed
to a stick.
"You killed God's son!"
they rave at you.
"So you must do as we say!"

A loony old guy called the
bloody Pope waves a black old
stick, with a black old image
of a dead guy hanging off it.
The most grotesque thing since
Rod Quantock waved a rubber chook
on a stick, leading his followers
on mad adventures.

Ah yes, Cthulu, the great Old One!
How wise he was to leave his child
to torment Aussies and drive them
even madder.
His gibbering, slobbering insane
spawn - P.M. Judas W. Hellspawn!
The exquisite evil of his noble
plan - drive them mad, and then
destroy them!

And now the truth is coming out:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/World/Germans-relive-Soviet-mass-rapes/2005/04/20/1113854258079.html

Concerned,
Konigsberg

Religion is a mental illness.

Hey dont blame me for the fucken mess Australia is in: i voted for YOU oh great priapic Cthulhu Lord of the Flies! Unfortunately the nation's craven, arse-sniffing morons voted for that fucken dickless little Lord of the Lies instead: John Weasel Howard

Don't blame Howard and Co. Blame the dickheads that vote for 'em.
The great unwashed dimwits of Oztralia!


Ye Old Bill

Sure, the Rodent can be trusted... to lie through his false teeth and screw the working poor of this pathetic, bum-sniffing, suckhole of a country!

Typical pea-brained, flag-waving, arse-kissing bullshit! Pushing the furphy that opposing that smirking fraud George W Fuckyou equates with supporting the Butcher of Baghdad! Well I can spot a mass-murderer a mile away, and only one of them is currently sitting in a fucken jail! The other one is sitting in the fucken White House!

Listen you loony lefties, the proof is in the pudding. Just open your eyes for once; freedom is on the march in the Middle East and you are still whinging! Your lot would have Saddam released and put back in charge of Iraq! You would still be allowing the Syrians to dominate Lebanon even after they assassinate politicians!
How about swallowing some pride and start having something constructive to say about the fight of freedom vs tyranny and terror.

Patriot

The retarded geese who
give their love to P.M.
Judas W. Hellspawn will
break down sobbing when
they think about the
terrible strain his latest
despicable act of betrayal
has put him under.

Silly old blue-rinse harpies
will fumble in their purses
and handbags - looking for
some spare change to send
to the poor suffering little
P.M. who tries so hard and
is SO misunderstood.
Boo Hoo!

I tell you - WE ARE FUCKED!

So which sanctimonious old paedophile priest gets the guernsey the corpse once wore? That's some fucken hat though, aint it?

There goes Medicare! What the fcuk was that then, another of the Mendacious Midget's "non-core" promises? Maybe he CAN pin it on that worm Costello? (Yeah, right, a fucken maggot dumping on a worm!) Or is one Johnny's many "advisors" to blame? You fucken morons voted for this pack of two-faced tory tyros! Eat shit and die!

Aussies are prepared to face
any hardship, and make any
sacrifice in support of our
plucky little arse-seeking
leader. Most of the insectoid
dullards who voted for him
regret they only have one
life to have ruined by the
little crypto-fascist creep.

I am sure most farmers are
quite ready to die for the
awful, droning little Judas.

May he rest, hung-up by his
tiny shrivelled nuts, and
his admirers rot in Hell.